Why does Stacy McCain hate West Virginia women?
That guy I tell ya. Always starting trouble
Ask any resident of Kentucky or Maryland about the “butterface” women of the Mountaineer State. Sports reporters dread the day they are assigned to cover a game at WVU, where the cheerleaders are known as “The Two-Bagger Squad.”
Even among Pennsylvanians — who have foisted upon an unwilling world a disproportionate number of those heinous women known locally as “Pittsburgh Bridge Trolls” — there is this common saying: “Just because she’s ugly, doesn’t necessarily mean she’s from West Virginia.”
Should Don Surber wish to provide photographic evidence of a West Virginia woman who is not a poster girl for birth control, he is welcome to do so. Otherwise, I can only refer him to the Ohioans, who universally agree that West Virginia women make even the coyote-ugly girls of Toledo look “sexy” by comparison.
No need, of course, to mention the proverbial advice commonly given to desperate and unattractive men in Charlottesville, Staunton and other parts of the Old Dominion: “Either go gay or go to W-V-A.” (Which most folks in Richmond consider to be less strictly a comment on the looks of West Virginia women than an allusion to their infamous promiscuity.)
Personally, I have no dog, no pun intended, in this fight, but, I can however, correct Stacy McCain on where the ugliest women reside, or rather where they can be found. Just look at any Code Pink rally, or any other gathering where rabid Leftist women gather to protest everything!
And of course, I can also attest to where the MOST beautiful women are, look on any South Eastern Conference football game, the women there LOVE their football, and are smokin hot! Especially the lovely Gator Girls!
Posted on July 30, 2009, in Babes, Uncategorized and tagged Gator babes. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.
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Dave C
Gators and Badgers are one thing, but do you know the size of booty it takes to get ‘Mountaineer’ across a bikini bottom?
OUCH!
Hey boys lets update this conversation???
Stumbling onto this page was the laugh I needed for my day!
I am Reanna, WV born and raised, with all my teeth! No porcelain veneers or bleaches natural, perfectly straight white teeth. This perfection flows thru the rest of my mountaineer body, I’m not certain what makes a “Gator girl” eye-catching, the plastic molded body or maybe the expensive teeth, I do know what makes a “WV girl attractive”, we are 100% all natural sexy, add in the proficiency to out drink most city boys and never get a beer gut, we can live off the land as a country girl can survive, we can hold our own and can take criticism and put you in your place without needed an editor to toss our words in a thesaurus to make us look elegant … As for football well, you boys got a lot to learn, respect being the most vital …
So, you won the 2010 Gator Bowl, well I’d hope, after all the hell raised over your WV raised coach, that attention was not necessary OR could have been completed at a fair well event . You used off field tactics to divert WVU knowing that was the only opportunity you had to get the win. Well we will give you that, but not next time! Go stew (pun intended) on that awhile…
As for Mountaineer women, judge again… I’d go up beside any plastic gator chick you got! Let’s put on our bikinis drink a few Coors and camp in the woods a few weeks and see which of us comes out healthy, happy and still sexy as hell….
Muahhhha!
Reanna Lynn