Update! Meghan McCain’s boobs are still HUGE!

Donald Douglas is all over the breast bogging

Bob Belvedere reports that yes, we still have massive boobage. 

To my friend Stacy McCain, I say:

 

It ain’t a woman’s size that matters. Its how they wear it–physically and mentally.Your cousin wears it well physically, but when she opens her mouth, any attractiveness is wiped away by the insipidness of her thoughts [I call this Wellesley Girl Syndrome]. The two sides go hand-in-hand in determining if a gal is appealing over the long haul.

Also, the make up of your soul affects how you look physically. The most extreme example of this is the schizophrenic person, who, if you look at their pictures before the onset, look pretty much like anyone else, but after the illness has ravaged them for a bit, have distorted features. A less extreme example is Kirsten Powers who is quite attractive physically, but whose dour form of feminism infuses her face with a perpetual sad sack look.