Monthly Archives: January 2010

Your Sunday Rule 5 post

This will celebrate Rule 5 hotness, some new additions to our blogroll, and serve as a thank you to those who congratulated Ed and I on our 200,000 hit mark.

New to the blogroll, AND serving up hotness is A Conservative Shemale who gives us Yvonne Strahovski, delicious!

Donald Douglas is right about Alessandra Ambrosio the girl needs to eat!

Dave C has been very kind to us, and did you know he is a scientist?

Bob Belvedere reminds us that true beauty is timeless

Another good friend of this blog is Carol, who has many interesting, and shocking things in her Closet!

Patrick Sperry links often as well

The Daily Bayonet is another new adition

Doug Ross is another linker

Jamie Jeffords is always a fine source for pretty ladies

Mike is kind enough to note our 200,000th hit and gives a State of the Blogger Union!

The Founding Bloggers have been sending us some considerable hits of  late. They have an important post about creeping Socialism too.

Government Mess honors us with some Reagan greatness!

Grandpa John is another close ally

Guns and Bikinis has lots of Rule 5 and links us regularly!

Honesty in Motion has a review of Book of Eli

Hot Air asks “Who can screw up college football worse than the BCS?’

I Own the World has some Rule 5 I never thought I would see!

Interesting News Items has us blogrolled

Another new friend is Liberal Guy who has some comedy gold

The Libertarian Republican is another new addition

Do not forget to check out Mako Snark

No Sheeples offers her congratulations AND ribs Stacy McCain

Obi’s Sister offered her congrats as well, but she forgets that Ed and I were cool before cool was even invented 

Credibility? Paco is all about credibility!

William Teach has an appreciation for our appreciation of Tanya Roberts

Jill offered her kind words too

The Reaganite Republican Resistance joins theb blogroll, and makes us laugh

Right of Course has Kelly Brooks’ curves

Rubly Slippers likes us! She really likes us!

Rusty checked in  on Tebowmania

Saber Point has Miss America hotness

Smash Mouth Politics is another fine addition

Pat is talking taxes!

SYLGF has Jessica Alba in Spanish!

Another Newbie, That’s Right has Rose McGowan hotness

Why do they call the Classic Liberal classic? Because he ROCKS!

Another new friend? YEP!

Is Stacy McCain talking about sex AGAIN?

Theo Spark has TOTTY!

Richard McEnroe has Latina hotness

Lance really loves Bret Favre!

Man Cassandra hates Europe!

Washington Rebel has THIS!

Chris asks scary or not?

Lastly, another new addition, Yankee Phil brings us Danica Patrick

See, I told you Stacy McCain was a sex fiend!

So, this morning, I awoke, fed the dog, made myself my famous skillet eggs (scrambled eggs seasoned with Paprika, Dill, Onion Powder, Granulated Garlic, loaded with sweet and hot jalapeno slices, and sprinkled with Tabasco Chipotle sauce, and topped with grated Cheddar chese) yes, ladies I am a good cook, and went to check on my blog stats, trackbacks etc.

That is when I found further evidence that the infamous Stacy McCain is, in fact addicted to sex. Perhaps we should send him to cover the Tiger Woods sex addict treatment? Anyway, this morning McCain is posting about the Battle of the Boobs. Meghan’s Melons vs Hendrick’s Hooters! This is not a game show, this is being touted by McCain as the Knockers Knock-Down and apparently, the event has it’s first official sponsor.

So, here we go, let the Heavage of Cleavage commence!

 

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What is the code word for Leftist idiot anyway?

Keith Olbermann is, to be blunt, the walking, talking epitome of, an idiot. Yes, I know, calling anyone an idiot, even someone who is clearly an idiot is not polite. There must be some better ways for me to share my low opinion of the MSNBC MSNBS nightime host. Perhaps intellectually challenged is better? How about intellectually bankrupt? Educated beyond his hat size? How about Keith Olbermann is at the bootom of the intellectual barrel?

All of those would surely fit, as would saying Olbermann is digging furiously in the Pit of Eternal Cluelessness. But, really, I prefer to call him an idiot. It is simple, to the point, and gets the message across. And, yes, I think it is perfectly fitting to call Olbermann an idiot, and, here is why.

There are certain people in the world who are not bright, but they are at least humble, they are at least smart enough to know that they do not know much. Then there are people who do know many things, and let everyone know that they do. These people are boorish, and frankly, irritating and no fun to associate with, you know, like George Will for example.

Then there are the people, generally the loudest mouths on the Far Left it seems, that think they are brilliant, and let everyone within ear shot know how smart they consider themselve  to be. There are many examples of this type of person, Bill Maher, Jeneane Garofalo, Julianne Malveaux, Cornell West, and of course Keith Olbermann. These people are brilliant, just ask them. They will be all too glad to tell you how bright they are. They will also let you know that if you disagree with them, then well, you are just not swift enough to grasp their sheer genius.

One of the most laughable things that “brilliant” people like Olbermann do is to actually believe the talking points the Left spews. Take the way the Left continually accuses the Right of racism for example. No matter what any Conservative says about President Obama for example, the Left will imply that racism is behind the criticism. It does not matter how substantive the criticism might be. If a Conservative dares question Obama, the Left will pull out their trusty race cards!

Which brings me back to Keith Olbermann. Recently, on his show, Countdown, which no one watches unless they are a moonbat with tinfoil on their head, too drunk to know any better, or lost a bet, Olbermann launched into a tirade about code words. Code words, are, according to the Left, words that evil racist Conservatives use to say racist things without actually saying racist things. The whole code word strategy is, like most Leftist debating strategies, pathetic and deplorable.

It works like this. When people reacted negatively to the State of the Union speech, Olbermann went to the race card. Now, anyone actually listening to the various criticisms of the SOTU speech might agree of disagree with these criticisms, but they would find it impossible to find racism in them. Ah, but Olbermann has the code words card to play.

See, presto! Olbermann takes words that have nothing at all to do with race and walla! CODE WORDS!

See, the facts do not matter, not to Olbermann, he, being a genius, can decipher secret “code words” that Conservatives use to say racist things that are not racist. And guess what Keith Olbermann? The Leftists who started the tactics that you now use also KNOW that the whole code words accusation is complete and utter BS! They are just trying to win debates by demonizing their ideological opponents. You though Keith Olbermann, you are too stupid to understand what you are engaging in. You sir, actually believe the bile you spew every night. You sir, are so filled with bigotry, and hatred that you actually hear things that are never ever said. You sir, are delusional. You sir, are so morally retarded that you cannot recognize right from wrong. Because yes sir, it is immoral to accuse people of racism simply because you disagree with their views.

And your complete lack of a functional moral compass sir, makes YOU, worse than any false accusation you throw at Conservatives!

Keith Olbermann, the Worst Stupidest Person in the World!

DaleyGator DaleyBabe

Tanya Roberts was always one of those women that just did it for me. Very sexy.

Unbelievable Douchebaggery In The Golden State!

Mall To Christians: God Talk Banned! – WorldNetDaily

Arguments have moved to the appellate court level in a California case in which a man talking to two willing strangers in a shopping mall was arrested because the subject of the conversation was God.

The case developed several years ago when a youth pastor was arrested at the Galleria Mall in Roseville, Calif., for having a conversation about religion with two other people.

Matthew Snatchko, who works with youth at his church, was interrupted in the middle of a conversation by a security guard. A second guard joined the confrontation and told Snatchko he was being placed under citizen’s arrest for “trespassing.”

The pastor said he agreed to leave but instead, the guards grabbed him, roughly shoved him against a storefront window and handcuffed him tightly enough to draw blood. Snatchko later was taken to the police station where he was booked on charges of battery and trespassing.

A short time later the charges were dropped, but officials with the Pacific Justice Institute decided to pursue a case against the mall over the impact of the policy on free speech.

After a Placer County Superior Court judge in 2008 affirmed the mall’s regulations, an appeal was launched to the 3rd Appellate District in Sacramento, and the briefs have just now been completed for that court’s review.

Get “Back Fired,” by William J. Federer, which shows how the faith that gave birth to tolerance is no longer tolerated!

“It’s surprising that mall owners think they can arrest patrons for engaging in casual conservations,” said PJI Staff Attorney Matthew McReynolds. “While a ‘don’t talk to strangers’ rule may be good for kids, enforcing it against adults is absurd, and we think it violates California’s free speech guarantees.”

Click HERE For Rest Of Story

I’m Shocked… SHOCKED!!!

Pot Haze Invites Raid On Nelson Bus – Raleigh News & Observer

The strong odor of marijuana wafting from the window of a Willie Nelson tour bus led to six members of the country singer’s entourage getting busted in Duplin County for possession of marijuana and three-fourths of a quart of moonshine, law enforcement officials said.

But it was a pain in the country music star’s hand that forced the last-minute cancellation of Thursday night’s concert in Kenansville, not a pain in the neck from having to deal with the drug and alcohol raid an hour before the show.

The grizzled, 76-year-old singer-songwriter, author, poet and activist has a reputation as a musical outlaw and longtime marijuana smoker. But Nelson was not on the bus where ALE officers found marijuana, rolling papers and a Mason jar almost full of “non-tax-paid alcohol,” or moonshine, according to Ernie Seneca, an Alcohol Law Enforcement spokesman. Seneca didn’t know whether the shine was brewed locally or imported from Texas along with the band.

Click HERE For Rest Of Story

Hmmm, Obama pulls KSM trial from New York

Via Allah Pundit who sees this as I do. Step one.

This is step one. Step two is getting him to relent on the civilian trial and send it to a tribunal.

“New York is out,” one administration official told the Post, speaking on the condition of anonymity because the decision had not yet been officially announced. “We’re considering other options.”

The Justice Department is drawing up plans for possible alternate locations to try Mohammed and four alleged accomplices, two administration officials told The Associated Press earlier Friday.

Though the officials wouldn’t discuss locations under consideration, others have suggested Governors Island, a former military base in New York Harbor that now welcomes summertime picnickers and bike riders; the U.S. Military Academy at West Point or Stewart Air National Guard Base in Newburgh, N.Y…

This trial should be in a tribunal, period! Let us hope Obama comes to his senses and tells Eric Holder to do the right thing. It really matters not if the trial is simply moved to another city. Again, this is part and only part of the solution we should be looking for.

 

Nancy Pelosi has awful taste in booze

Government Mess has the details on how much Nancy Pelosi WE spent on food and booze on Nancy Pelosi’s trips on Air Force jets the past two years.

Now, naturally, we can see how wrong and insulting it is that Ms. Pelosi would splurge on OUR dime, frankly, SHE should have spent HER money, not the taxpayers! It shows how huge her sense oif entitlement is. It shows how little she thinks of the people.

And it also shows how lousy her tastes are!

It reads like a dream order for a wild frat party: Maker’s Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey … and Corona beer.

What? No single malt scotch? No decent beer, say, like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Fat Tire, or Newcastle? And Johnny Walker Red? Come on Nancy, at LEAST, if you are going to steal our money to buy booze, at least get Johnny Walker Black! Come on Nancy, you can do better than this.

How stupid does Obama think we are?

Apparently, he thinks we are stupid enough to believe this load of BS!

Who says Nanny Staters do asinine things?

Well, besides Ed and I, there is Dave C of At The Point of a Gun

The Aussie government is there to help protect the children by banning porn actresses with A-Cups.

Just when you thought that extremist knee jerk fear based reactions to non existent threats were something only the Northern Hemisphere got into, Australia has banned adult material with small breasted women in it, fearing that filthy pedophiles will gain enjoyment from it.

So, does this mean that porn starring babes with Meghan McCain sized melons is GOOF for kids? Good grief! If the Australian government really wanted to protect kids from pedophiles, they would execute the sick freaks that prey on children!

Help support Tim Tebow!

I wrote two days ago about Tim Tebow’s Super Bowl ad that the Feminuts were attacking. Well, Michelle Malkin has some info on how all of us can offer our support for Tim Tebow. And check out this video from ESPN

 

The DaleyGator’s Blog of the Day

Is Ruby Slippers. Because it is a tremendous blog, lots of fine content over there. And because it WAS Ruby Slippers that nominated The DaleyGator for a Weblog Award, and because they were among the first to congratualte Ed and I on our 200,000 hit mark!

You blog headline of the day goes to………

Donald Douglas for this gem Obama is the Katy Perry of Politics

Pres. Obama is the Katy Perry of politics.

Let’s face it. Katy Perry cannot sing. Just as Pres. Obama cannot govern. But both are stars anyway. We just like them. Katy is fun, bubbly, and pretty, But even auto tune cannot hide the fact that Katy can’t sing a lick. The first time I watched her sing on TV I wondered if everyone in the audience would start laughing soon ….

It’s the same with Obama. The speeches, the words, the teleprompters all give us the show we want to see. He’s so darn “articulate,” to use Vice President Biden’s term. He’s so darn good with the words that we all pretend that maybe he can actually govern and lead. That maybe he can actually get this economy going and bring America together.

They are both fun to watch. But sadly, neither Obama nor Katy can do what they are trying so hard to do.

Actually, I would say, although Perry IS not a good singer, she does far better at that than Obama does at leading. And at least some of her music is entertaining. Obama’s ideals? NOT entertaining.

This Weekend The Daley Gator Celebrates 200,000 Blog Hits!

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Sometime in the next 24 hours or so, the DALEY GATOR will reach the elusive 200,000 visitors mark on its web-counter, and both Doug and I would like to take a moment now to thank all of the fine folks who’ve dropped by our humble website since its inception – except for you leftists, who can all go straight to hell – and we hope to bring you many more informative and entertaining news articles, op-eds and videos for years to come. Thank you for your support… and now, EVERYBODY DANCE!!!

*VIDEO* Andrew Klavan: Liberal Fantasies Vs. Reality, Can You Spot The Difference?

Student Auctions Off Her Virginity – Stuff

A 19-year-old female university student is offering up her virginity “by tender to the highest bidder” on a Hamilton-based auction website.

And that’s disgusted reader Rosie Erceg, who complained by email to the Waikato Times that it was “yuck, sick and wrong”.

Under the come-on heading “Relationship For Sale”, “Unigirl” is putting herself on the block and offering up her innocence on the I Need website at ineed.co.nz, which is run by two Waikato men.

It features predominantly Hamilton ads and offers “modern-day trading” for buyers and sellers.

Unigirl says she is attractive, from the upper North Island, and desperate for money to pay ongoing university fees. “I have never had a sexual relationship and am still a virgin.

“I am offering my virginity by tender to the highest bidder as long as all personal safety aspects are observed. This is my decision made with full awareness of the circumstances and possible consequences.”

Unigirl says she is fit, healthy, with a trim physique and has “no medical conditions of any nature”.

She did not respond to a Times inquiry (about an interview).

Ms Erceg was unimpressed. “I don’t think they should be allowed to run a website like that. It’s just yuck, sick and wrong.

“I don’t know who else to complain to about this.

“I just want to make everyone aware that they shouldn’t use a website that mixes clean trading with sick people who want to sell themselves for sex. If they want to sell their sex for money they should look for a job in a brothel.”

Click HERE For Rest Of Story

Suit: Dentist Left Drill Bit In Fla. Woman’s Head – My Way

A lawsuit claims a dentist’s drill bit was left in a Tampa woman’s head for nearly a year. The lawsuit said Donna Delgao’s surgeon left an inch-long piece of steel in a wound after dental surgery in 2008. The tool lodged in her right maxillary sinus. It was only removed 11 months later by another surgeon.

The lawsuit says Delgao suffered nosebleeds, sinus infections and dizziness. Her attorney said she also may suffer side effects, including nickel poisoning. The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages and a jury trial.

There was no phone listing for the oral surgeon, Ralph Eichstaedt. He told the St. Petersburg Times he wouldn’t comment on the lawsuit. A phone message was left for the Dental Health Group, which was also named in the suit.

*VIDEO* UAW Boss To Members: ‘Shut The F#ck Up You Motherf#ckers!’

Statement From James O’Keefe – Big Journalism

The government has now confirmed what has always been clear: No one tried to wiretap or bug Senator Landrieu’s office. Nor did we try to cut or shut down her phone lines. Reports to this effect over the past 48 hours are inaccurate and false.

As an investigative journalist, my goal is to expose corruption and lack of concern for citizens by government and other institutions, as I did last year when our investigations revealed the massive corruption and fraud perpetrated by ACORN. For decades, investigative journalists have used a variety of tactics to try to dig out and reveal the truth.

I learned from a number of sources that many of Senator Landrieu’s constituents were having trouble getting through to her office to tell her that they didn’t want her taking millions of federal dollars in exchange for her vote on the healthcare bill. When asked about this, Senator Landrieu’s explanation was that, “Our lines have been jammed for weeks.” I decided to investigate why a representative of the people would be out of touch with her constituents for “weeks” because her phones were broken. In investigating this matter, we decided to visit Senator Landrieu’s district office – the people’s office – to ask the staff if their phones were working.

On reflection, I could have used a different approach to this investigation, particularly given the sensitivities that people understandably have about security in a federal building. The sole intent of our investigation was to determine whether or not Senator Landrieu was purposely trying to avoid constituents who were calling to register their views to her as their Senator. We video taped the entire visit, the government has those tapes, and I’m eager for them to be released because they refute the false claims being repeated by much of the mainstream media.

It has been amazing to witness the journalistic malpractice committed by many of the organizations covering this story. MSNBC falsely claimed that I violated a non-existent “gag order.” The Associated Press incorrectly reported that I “broke in” to an office which is open to the public. The Washington Post has now had to print corrections in two stories on me. And these are just a few examples of inaccurate and false reporting. The public will judge whether reporters who can’t get their facts straight have the credibility to question my integrity as a journalist.

Either Nancy Pelosi is……

Considering this quote from Speaker face Lift,

We’ll go through the gate. If the gate’s closed, we’ll go over a fence. If the fence is too high, we’ll pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, we’ll parachute in but we’re going to get health care reform passed for the American people.”

She is which of the following three

A) Batshit Carzy

B) Entering the 2012 Olypmics

C) Having an allergic reaction to Botox

Personally, I vote for A

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