How to best offend a Feminist?

This is National Offend a Feminist Week at The Other McCain, and I have chosen not to contribute too many posts dedicated to offending Feminuts, as I call Feminists who are out to empower themselves at the expense of women. However, this morning, home sick from work I discovered a perfect opportunity to offend the Feminuts.

Donald Douglas has a post up about the Erin Andrews/Elisabath Hasselbeck dust up, and whether or not Hasselbeck was forced to apologize to Andrews after making some remarks about Andrews attire on Dancing With the Stars.

You can read all about that at American Power, but I would like to offer a solution to the Elisabeth/Erin fued. A solution that would not only solve the dispute, but that would cause a bad case of Offendeditis amongst the Feminuts.

Here it is, Elisabeth, and Erin should simply fight it out, that is right CATFIGHT! Let them go at it, ripping clothes, exposing skin, pulling hair, the works. Now, let me explain why this would be of ultimate offense to Feminuts. Of course, scantily clad, attractive women tend to give Feminuts hives, but there is something even more offensive to them here. Men would love to watch such a display, and nothing, I repeat NOTHING on earth pisses a Feminut off more than men enjoying themselves.

Call it the Hooters Syndrome. As I have documented before, Feminuts loathe Hooters because Hooters is scantily clad, beautiful women serving cold beer and dead chicken to men! Nothing will get a Feminut’s mouth foaming quicker. So, Erin, Elisabeth, don the bikinis, or lingerie, and tear into one another. Do it to solve your dispute. Do it because it was my idea. Do it and give proceeds to a charity, such as Teach a Femiunt how to do Laundry Or maybe The DaleyGator’s new program Feminists Feeding Hungry Guys which seeks to re-introduce Feminists to the Kitchen. Do it for any number of reasons, but just do it!