Monthly Archives: June 2010
Congrats to Jamie Jeffords!
South Carolina kicked UCLA’s ass, winning the College World Series! This Gator has one thing to say. SEC! SEC! SEC!
Does anyone bust Feminuts better than Cassy?
In my humbly great opinion, no!
About a month ago, Sarah Palin had the gall to describe herself as a feminist. Then, a crop of Republican women rose to prominence — most notably, Nikki Haley, Meg Whitman, Carly Fiorina, and Sharron Angle — by winning primaries across the country. Nikki Haley in particular, an Indian-American Christian conservative Republican woman, was the victim of horrendous attacks from the good ol’ boys club in South Carolina. But she was able to rise above the crude attacks and still win the gubernatorial primary in her state.
Suddenly, conservative feminism is everywhere. Women have become more and more politically active, and they’re rejecting the hijacking of feminism that’s been going on for several decades. Fascist feminists have come out in full force against it, digging their heels in deeper and deeper. The idea that women could make up their own minds about political issues and actually believe in conservative principles infuriates them, because women are supposed to toe a very specific ideological line.
After several weeks of conservative feminist bashing from the leftists Lori Ziganto has dubbed femisogynists, Amanda Marcotte has chimed in, with a column saying that conservative feminism is the idea that women are too stupid to know the difference. And, as per usual with any fascist feminist, the nonsensical argument revolves almost entirely around abortion.
Marcotte argues that abortion is not harmful to women (without citing any references to back up her argument, we should believe that it’s the truth because Amanda Marcotte Says So) and that conservatives do not see women as equal to men.
Read it ALL! It is truly brilliant!
In Carols Closet
A walking, talking definition of SLEAZEBAG!
One concern among Conservatives is that candidates backed by the Tea Party and candidates backed by the Republican party could split the Conservative vote and in doing so hand elections to the Democrats. Evidence has surfaced that Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Sleaze) is trying to ensure that scenario plays out in his race in Florida’s 8th District.
From Human Events:
A blockbuster new video report by Tony Pipitone, a WKMG reporter in Orlando, Fla., on Thursday night exposes financial links between Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) and funding for the Florida Tea Party political party and ads for candidates — raising more questions about the party’s opposition candidate in his own race.
Grayson is widely suspected by Tea Party movement activists of using his personal fortune to back Peg Dunmire — his Tea Party candidate opponent — as a means to pull conservative votes away from a Republican opponent in November.
Pipitone’s new video report ties several Tea Party candidates to Grayson, including one candidate, Raul Rodriquez, who listed himself as treasurer of ‘Friends to Re-elect Alan Grayson’ and “Friends of Alan Grayson’ when purchasing Grayson radio ads on WORL radio.
Read it all, Carol takes Grayson to the woodshed!
Greg Gutfeld mocks Media Matters
Media Matters, or as I call them Media Marxists, gets the Gutfled brush off!
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Democrat Rep. Stark Mocks Border Security Advocates: Who Are You Going To Kill Today? – Fox News
A California congressman known for edgy sarcasm mocked an opponent of illegal immigration during a town hall meeting last week, asking, “Who are you going to kill today?” before the constituent, a self-identified Minuteman, posed his question.
Rep. Pete Stark, D-Calif., no stranger to controversy, mocked the idea that the borders are not secure when asked about the federal government’s lack of activity on border security.
“We can’t get enough Minutemen armed. We’d like to get all the Minutemen armed so they can stop shooting people here,” Stark said.
Eventually, members of the audience urged Stark to offer a serious answer.
“If you knew anything about our borders, you would know that’s not the case. Our borders are quite secure, thank you,” Stark said, drawing jeers.
Stark resumed his hostile act, asking the Minuteman what he would do to secure the border.
“I would send about about 25,000 troops for one thing and build a wall down so vehicles could not pass,” the Minuteman said.
“How high and long would it be?” Stark asked.
“As high and as long as it takes,” the Minuteman said, elicting cheers.
Stark said he would start a ladder company with the Minuteman if he designed the wall and doesn’t shoot the people coming over.
“But I’ve got to know how high the wall is and I’ll sell a whole lot of ladders for people who want to come,” Stark said.
“This is a very serious matter and you’re sitting there making fun of it,” the Minuteman responded.
“I don’t have to make fun of you sir, you do a fine job all by yourself,” Stark said.
Stark made the comments last week at a town hall audience that included Steve Kemp, a member of the Golden State Minutemen, a group that opposes illegal immigrants. Kemp recorded the confrontation.
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When President Obama promised in his inaugural address to “restore science to its rightful place,” he never explained what that rightful place would be.
Documents recently released in connection with the Supreme Court nomination of Solicitor General Elena Kagan suggest an answer: wherever it can best be used to skew political debate and judicial outcomes.
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Democrats Quietly Launch Major Union Takeover – The Examiner
Democrats are quickly rushing through a nationwide union takeover that will force all police, firefighters and emergency workers to join unions and give money to Democrats or lose their jobs.
This tyrannical assault on workers and on states’ rights, called, “The Public Safety Employer-Employee Cooperation Act,” is being quietly attached to a war supplemental bill scheduled for a vote this week.
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VA Hospital May Have Infected 1,800 Veterans With HIV – CNN
A Missouri VA hospital is under fire because it may have exposed more than 1,800 veterans to life-threatening diseases such as hepatitis and HIV.
John Cochran VA Medical Center in St. Louis has recently mailed letters to 1,812 veterans telling them they could contract hepatitis B, hepatitis C and HIV after visiting the medical center for dental work.
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Stocks Plunge To Eight-Month Low – Businessweek
U.S. stocks plummeted, sending the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index to its lowest level since Oct. 30, on concern over weakening growth in China and a slump in American consumer confidence.
Boeing Co., Caterpillar Inc. and Alcoa Inc. fell more than 5.5 percent after the Conference Board cut its estimate for Chinese economic growth. JPMorgan Chase & Co. slipped 3.8 percent.
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Maoist Rebels Ambush Indian Troops, Killing 27 – Washington Post
Up to 200 Maoist rebels ambushed paramilitary troops in eastern India, killing at least 27 in the latest bold attack by the guerrillas, a senior police official said.
A 63-member patrol of the Central Reserve Police Force was ambushed in dense forest Tuesday evening in the Narayanpur district of Chhattisgarh state, said Sunder Raj, a senior local police official.
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Flying Car Set To Take Off – Orange News
A flying car is to go into commercial production after manufacturers were given a special exemption by United States aviation officials.
The Terrafugia Transition is designed as a ‘light sport’ aircraft, the smallest kind of private aeroplane under FAA classification. But manufacturers found it impossible to keep under the 1,320lb weight limit.
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Romanian Floods Kill 24, Damage To Hit Economy – Reuters
Damage wreaked by deadly floods and torrential rain in Romania over the past week could reduce 2010 gross domestic product by at least 0.6 percent, the interior minister said on Wednesday.
Floods and lightning have killed 24 people, forced over 7,000 to be evacuated from their homes and deluged more than 12,000 hectares of arable land in northeastern Romania.
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Drunk Who Peed On Woman Ordered To Attend AA – Boston Herald
A drunken construction worker admonished by a shocked Jamaica Plain mom for relieving himself in public responded by soaking the woman’s leg and sandaled toes, cops said.
Concerned citizen Helen Haller, 40, was walking on South Street late Saturday morning when she saw the man urinating. When Haller exclaimed, “Are you f-ing kidding me?!” the man turned toward her.
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Donald Duck Charged With Drunk Driving, Striking Vehicle In Drive-Thru – Weekly Vice
Donald Duck, a 51-year-old Ohio man, was arrested Saturday after he allegedly drove drunk into a Little Caesar’s drive-through, striking the vehicle in front of him.
According to the Massillon Police Department, Duck’s 1998 Jeep repeatedly struck a GMC van which was sitting directly in front of him while waiting in a Little Caesar’s Pizza drive-through line.
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Man, 81, Accused Of Machete Chase Near Taco Stand – Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Police said an 81-year-old man was arrested after he chased another man around a Salem taco stand while armed with a machete. Police said the man accused the taco stand owner of stealing a drill from his nearby business.
When the taco stand owner denied it, the suspect left and returned with a machete. Lt. Dave Okada said the suspect chased the man around the stand several times.
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Parent Brawl Erupts At CA Kindergarten Graduation – San Francisco Chronicle
Authorities say two women have been arrested following a parents’ brawl that interrupted a Southern California kindergarten graduation ceremony.
School officials placed Puesta del Sol Elementary in the desert town of Victorville on lockdown Wednesday morning after a fight broke out among a group of parents. Witnesses told deputies several mothers were involved.
So that is why Al Gore is that way
The poor bastard,and his Chakra need release!
The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president’s story that he and wife Tipper simply “grew apart” after 40 years of marriage.
According to the woman, Gore realy wanted a Chakra-releasing happy ending!
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
Ah, so Chakra is some new age slang for a handjob? Tough break Al, maybe you can get one of this woman’s “friends” to help you out.
The massage therapist sexually harassed by the Nobel prize-winning hack former VP who invented the internet confided in friends after the assault:
Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her “to just suck it up; otherwise, the world’s going to be destroyed from global warming.”
Ah, so the Leftist climate change babes believe in overlooking sexual assault? Just suck it up right? You know, I am tempted to take that phrase and run with it, but, I will not go there! I refuse to play the “BJ’s” to fight global warming card!
Why did I call Obama an empty suit?
I was asked, back before Obama was elected, why I thought he was an empty suit. I answered that I saw him as a clueless, inexperienced man who posessed common sense or substance. Sadly, I was right! But, I admit I was wrong when I said Obama was Carter 2.0. I am not sure if even Jimmy Carter was this inept.
Jim Hoft lays out just how lacking in substance Obama really is.
It didn’t have to be this way. The Dutch have equipment that would have prevented any oil from reaching shore but the federal government wouldn’t allow them into the Gulf.
There’s more:
** The feds only accepted assistance from 5 of 28 countries a month after the disaster.
** It took the Obama Administration 53 days to accept help from the Dutch and British.
** It took them 58 days to mobilize the US military to the Gulf.
** The feds shut down crude-sucking barges due to fire extinguisher concerns.
** The Obama Administration ignored oil boom manufacturers that have miles of product stockpiled in their warehouses.
** They only have moved 31 of 2,000 oil skimmers to the disaster area off of Florida.
** Florida hired an additional 5 skimmer boats to operate off its coast due to federal inaction.
** There are no skimmer boats off the coast of Mississippi.
** The massive A-Boat skimmer won’t be allowed to join the cleanup effort until the Coast Guard and the EPA figure out whether it meets their standards.
** The feds shut down sand berm dredging off the Louisiana coast.
Dear Lord,what a price we are paying for electing this man.
Guitar Wars!
Lynyrd Skynyrd! T for Texas, featuring two late, great guitarists, Steve Gaines and Allen Collins, and Gary Rossington
Mary Sue: The best thing Joe Biden could do for Democrats is……..
Become a Republican! Hey, the Dems NEED more Republican gaffes right? And Joe Biden IS GAFFETASTICAL!
Via Memeorandum
Democrats are desperate to control the media narrative hoping they can stave off annihilation in November. Their latest efforts include a call for action from their new media army to seek out and destroy Republican candidates by uncovering their “Macaca” moments. The Accountability Project is touted as a “grassroots, volunteer project to hold Republican candidates accountable for their claims, their public statements, and their campaign tactics.” Never mind the big old beam in their eyes, Democrats will save the American people from any old Republican speck they can find.
So, it is simple, convince Crazy Uncle Joe to become a switch hitter, oh wait, I mean convince him to switch parties, and then GAFFEAPALLOOZA!
Not only is Chris Matthews a douchebag, but he is historically illiterate too
Chris Matthews legs have stopped having Obmagasms it seems. Apparently now it is Kagangasms that ravage his mind.
Chris Matthews keeps painting the Elena Kagan confirmation hearing as a “culture war” between the Obama nominee and the Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee. As Newsbusters reported yesterday, Chris Matthews seemed to spin Monday’s standoff between Sessions and Kagan as a battle between the senator’s rural, unsophisticated Alabama roots and Kagan’s Northeastern liberal academic background.Well, Matthews showed up in even finer form today. Describing Kagan as a liberal Obama prototype from the “high academia” of the Ivy League, Matthews proceeded to frame her opponent, Sen. Jeff Sessions, as the voice of the Confederacy.
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