You gotta love Bob Belvedere! In a blogging kind of way of course!
DATELINE ALASKA: Sources close to Robert ‘Bob’ Belvedere’s pants are reporting that a desperate Senator Lisa Murkowski has enlisted the help of the evil Mr. Freeze, notorious nemesis of Batman, to help her in her quest to survive as a U.S. Senator from Alaska.
A campaign worker for the embattled Republican, who wishes to remain anonymous as Hell and therefore hid behind a beaver mask in an igloo, told Mr. Belvedere’s pants that: Things are getting pretty desperate up here. That lawyer sent from the national GOP wasn’t very much help because he told the senior staff that Ms. Murkowski has a ‘snowball’s chance in Hell’ to win the nomination fair and square. That’s not what they wanted to hear at all…oh, no, no, no. So the Senator herself called her old friend Mr. Freeze [they had briefly dated many years ago and remained friends, as I understand it].