And you thought you knew what crazy is?

Whatever you thought crazy is, you were wrong. Prince Charles is the New Green crazy!

The man whose polo ponies’ farts are responsible for more carbon emissions in a week than your car gives off in an entire year is lecturing everybody about global warming again — and his descent into eco-madness is accelerating.

Prince Charles is proof-positive that, if you’re not careful, having it so good for so long can apply a healthy amount of grease to your grip on reality:

BRITAIN’S Prince Charles has cited the Mumbai shantytown setting for the film “Slumdog Millionaire” as a role model for sustainable living in Western cities, a report said Saturday.

The 61-year-old heir to the British throne writes in a new book being published next week that the Dharavi slum is better and more instinctively organised than many Western towns, London’s Daily Telegraph said.

In the book, called Harmony, Prince Charles contrasts the “fragmented, deconstructed” housing estates of Western nations with the “order and harmony” of the dusty potters’ colony featured in the Oscar-winning movie.

“We have a great deal to learn about how complex systems can self-organise to create a harmonious whole,” he said.

Good Freaking Grief! Is he really this nutty? Could he really think that all of us should live in such depravity? Well, not ALL of us of course. Like a true Marxist, Chuckles thinks the standards he sets should only apply to some. But not to the elites like him. The elites should reside in slightly better homes.

Prince Charles has known Clarence House since he was in diapers, sleeping under quilt covers decorated with drawings of nursery rhymes in a room with chintz curtains. Now 58, he is once again calling the four-story, 40,000-square-foot town house, a five-minute walk from Buckingham Palace, his London home.

Can you say Ecopocrisy?

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