Why, oh why did I not listen to Stacy McCain?
When an infamous blogging genius advises you NOT to read something, LISTEN!
The story you are about to read is true. It is not an Onion parody. It is definitely NSFW. It may cause nausea and projectile vomiting
You have been warned.
Melissa Lee Williams is 41 years old. She recently gained immortal fame for an incident involving her husband’s friend, her vagina and a knife. Are you sure you want to keep reading this? You cannot un-know what you are about to learn:
Read the rest at your own peril, if you do, you will lkkely be saying ”Dear sweet Lord, WHY did I read the rest”, for days to come!
Posted on November 13, 2010, in Comic Relief, Crime and Punishment. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
Gatordoug
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Dave C
Dude.
I read it.
Brain bleach is in order.
Man, that’s just wrong on so many levels….
ACHHHHHHHHHHH! PTUI, PTUI, PTOO!
YEP
I’m not an avid reader of SM but I guess I should start reading his stuff. This was extremely useful… NOOOOOTTTTTT! MY GAWD MAN WTF? WOW!
I will be needing the daily gator babe to be extremely HAWT and Multiple to forgive you for this transgression! You must make amends for posting this… And Stacy will need to put up some serious rule 5 to apologize!
LOL
Ugh!
Sorry had to post that, traffic you know
I’m proud to say that I did NOT read that story… and I feel like I’m a better man for it.