A pick me up from Three Beers Later!
“House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi was briefly hospitalized today in Rome after she inexplicably came in contact with holy water in the foyer of St. Peter’s Cathedral.
“Authorities were unsure how the Minority Leader came into contact with the holy water — ‘It’s something she normally avoids religiously, er…’ said a spokesman for Representative Pelosi — but eyewitnesses report some sort of confrontation with an elderly Scandinavian gentleman shouting, “The Power of Christ Compels You!”
*laughing*
She should stay away from Rome. There are crosses everywhere. She could melt if she saw one.