Why do scientists hate sex and coffee?

8 May
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Ponders Stacy McCain

We are so doomed:

If you have a brain aneurysm, drinking coffee, having sex or even getting angry may boost the risk of it rupturing, a new study suggests.

One day, you’ll be having a nice cup of coffee, relaxing after sex, and your brain will just explode all over the place, like in Scanners or something. Science is taking all the fun out of life.

Damned science!

One Response to “Why do scientists hate sex and coffee?”

  1. proof May 8, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    “Why do scientists hate sex and coffee?” Too much of one, not enough of the other?

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