Once more my Liberal friends, there is no such thing as “FREE”!

Sure, some women are buying the free birth control pills line, but, big time party-pooper Chris Wysocki is here to say “not so fast”

Ladies (and girls), get in line for your latest government handout — free birth control pills! And breast pumps and condoms and pap smears and of course the “morning after” pill.

The new guidelines, which the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) labeled “historic,” will require new health insurance plans to include women’s preventive services including FDA approved contraceptives, breast feeding support, and well-women visits — all without charging a co-payment, co-insurance or a deductible — beginning August 1, 2012.

Free stuff! From Barry and the Democrats! Vote for them!

But of course “free stuff” is not actually free. Somebody’s gotta pay. And that somebody is Maggie. She’s not pleased.

I learned today that I am forced to pay for your birth control and your morning-after, or a-few-days-later, abortion. Condoms included. It will all be “free” to you, because Obama said so. I’ll pay for your breast pump and other breast feeding “supports.” If I’m sounding bitter, I guess I shouldn’t. “These historic guidelines are based on science and existing literature.” Nevermind. I’m. Still. Bitter. No copays. Complete coverage. You still have time to run out and buy your condoms. Coverage starts today. There’s about 4 hours left to do what you’re going to do and bill it to me. Go on now. Ron Burgundy is waiting.

Yup, the bottom line is buried in the various news reports:

Of course, insurers are likely to pass the cost of free screenings to their customers through higher premiums.

WOW! Imagine that! Costs for “free stuff” being shifted to others. Like I have said before, once the government starts using taxation to encourage, or discourage behaviors, we are in deep trouble.

Now, ladies, there is still on free form of birth control, that IS truly free. There is such a thing as NOT sleeping with a guy, and I can say that this method is being used, trust me, I know from recent personal experience, SIGH!