An instant classic from Smitty at The Other McCain

Smitty is truly an America treasure

Nibblin’ on coffee cake
Watchin’ some bum take
All of the handouts
From some others’ toil
Strummin’ my six phones
Amidst all the chicken bones
Smell those socks? They’re beginnin’ ta boil

Wasted away again in my ObamaVille
Chanting mic check near the Chase vault,
Some people claim
That Obama’s to blame,
But I know
It’s George Bush’s fault

Don’t know the reason
My toes are a-freezin’
With nuthin’ to show
For the whole protest zoo.
But Barack is a beauty
A Che-lovin’ cutie.
How he got there we haven’t a clue.

Wasted away again in my Obamaville
Where the cops just told us to halt
Some people claim
That there’s a rich man to blame
But I know
It’s my own damn fault

I can’t hog the whole ball here. Write another verse and let me link you.