Even Joe Biden is sharper than the idiots running the E.U.!

19 Nov

Oh dear, I think we have a new low in the Pit of Eternal Stupidity!

Brussels bureaucrats were ridiculed yesterday after banning drink manufacturers from claiming that water can prevent dehydration.

Wow! I did not think that such stupidity was even possible, but, I guess it proves that the Left is actually devolving.

Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict, which comes into force in the UK next month.

Last night, critics claimed the EU was at odds with both science and common sense. Conservative MEP Roger Helmer said: “This is stupidity writ large.
Simply unbelievable, of course, when you consider that these morons once banned bananas that were curved………….

Ukip MEP Paul Nuttall said the ruling made the “bendy banana law” look “positively sane”.

He said: “I had to read this four or five times before I believed it. It is a perfect example of what Brussels does best. Spend three years, with20 separate pieces of correspondence before summoning 21 professors to Parma where they decide with great solemnity that drinking water cannot be sold as a way to combat dehydration.

“Then they make this judgment law and make it clear that if anybody dares sell water claiming that it is effective against dehydration they could get into serious legal bother.

EU regulations, which aim to uphold food standards across member states, are frequently criticised.

Rules banning bent bananas and curved cucumbers were scrapped in 2008 after causing international ridicule.

Yes, they actually thought that only straight bananas could be sold. Good freaking grief! No word if they have banned peaches with fuzz yet.
Lance Burri, who is on a hunting trip offers a photo that might sum up the E.U.,

2 Responses to “Even Joe Biden is sharper than the idiots running the E.U.!”

  1. Kurt P November 19, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    “Water? Like from a toilet?”

    We need Brawndo- it’s got electrolytes.

  2. Mary Brockman November 20, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    My cat won’t even drink out of a toilet

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