Goes to Lance Burri for this gem, poking fun at the idiocy of Joe Biden
Just imagine how much unexpected fun it must be to cover Vice President Joe Biden. Normally, reporters who get stuck with the Veep end up enduring dry, meaningless speeches and endless funerals. With Sheriff Joe, though, reporters assigned to the beat get to break stories like this:
Vice President Joseph Biden on Monday night upped the ante around the already quite-dramatic assassination of Osama bin Laden.
From the pool report of Biden’s comments during a fundraising event in New Jersey come these quotes.
“You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan. Never knowing for certain. We never had more than a 48 percent probability that he was there.”
The statement is incredibly inane, even for the Gaffetastical Biden. The blogosphere all took their shots at Joe, but Lance made me laugh out loud when I read this
I dunno: my brothers and me had a pretty audacious plan to raid that cookie jar back when we were kids.
That, my friends is blogging greatness!
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Dave C
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Joe Biden will protect Obama from impeachment AND assassination.
I think his Secret Service codename is “Insurance”. He’s Assassination Insurance.