Ed’s GOP Executive Branch Dream Team

4 Apr


OFFICERS:

President Of The United States:
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich

Vice President Of The United States – Office Expanded To Incorporate Council Of Economic Advisers Chairmanship:
Senator Marco Rubio

White House Chief Of Staff:
Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour

Attorney General:
Attorney/Author/Commentator Mark Levin

Defense Secretary:
U.S. Army General (Ret) David Petraeus

Homeland Security Secretary – Office/Department Absorbed Into Defense Department Sub-Structure – Authority Assigned To The Deputy Defense Secretary:
Congressman/U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel (Ret) Allen West

National Security Advisor:
Heritage Foundation Foreign Policy Studies Director/Historian/Author James Carafano

Treasury Secretary:
Economist/Professor/Author Thomas Sowell

State Secretary:
Attorney/Former UN Ambassador John Bolton

Veterans Affairs Secretary:
U.S. Army Major General (Ret) – Medal Of Honor Recipient Patrick Brady

Central Intelligence Agency Director:
Former CIA Officer/Counterterrorism Specialist Mike Baker

Interior Secretary:
Louisiana Governor Piyush “Bobby” Jindal

Energy Secretary:
Exxon Mobil Corporation Chairman, President, And CEO Rex Tillerson

Press Secretary:
Author/Commentator Bill Whittle

Office Of Management And Budget Director:
Congressman Paul Ryan

U.S. Trade Representative:
Former U.S State Secretary/National Security Advisor/Professor Condoleezza Rice

Discontinued Offices/Departments

Agriculture Secretary

Commerce Secretary

Labor Secretary

Health and Human Services Secretary

Housing and Urban Development Secretary

Transportation Secretary

Education Secretary

Environmental Protection Agency Administrator

Small Business Administration Administrator

United Nations Ambassador

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2 Responses to “Ed’s GOP Executive Branch Dream Team”

  1. Chris Wysocki (@WyBlog) April 5, 2012 at 9:29 am #

    Pure genius!

    If only Mittens could take a cue from this list. Newt’s consolation prize? NASA Administrator.

    • darcprynce April 16, 2012 at 6:40 pm #

      Unfortunately, Mittens will almost certainly be the next GOP presidential candidate, which means that – assuming he beats Odipshit in November – none of the people listed above will hold any position in his administration… with the possible exception of Marco Rubio. Rubio may get picked for the veep spot simply because he’s of Cuban extraction, and Mr. white-bread millionaire needs to be able to appeal to the Latino community. He could also use an electoral edge in Florida, which is where Marco is from.

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