Note: since practically everything that politicians do can be considered douchebaggery, I’ve decided to refrain from including them in this post. Frankly, there just isn’t enough room on this blog to list all the political douchebaggery that’s gone on since the beginning of the year..
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North Carolina Man Arrested After Trying To Purchase Items At Wall-Mart With Million Dollar Bill
Couple Arrested After Pulling Up To McDonald’s Drive-Thru Completely Naked
Man Burned Down His Own Home So His Wife Wouldn’t Move In
Dude Dressed In Drag To Fill Stolen Oxy Prescription
Man Jailed After Exposing Penis During Alvin And The Chipmunks Movie
Demented Freak Arrested For Having Sex With Landlord’s Dog
Woman Calls Police To Demand Refund After Crack Dealer Sells Her Sugar
Psychopath Jailed For Having Sex With Puppy While Little Boy Watched
Woman Offers McDonald’s Customers Sex In Exchange For Chicken Nuggets
Woman Disguised Herself As A Boy So She Could Date Her Underage Female Friends
Scumbag Felon Sues Families Of People He Killed While Driving Drunk
Drunken Idiot Beats Wife, Claims Ghost Did It
Man Shoots Nail Into His Brain, Posts It To Facebook From Ambulance
Four-Year-Old To Cops: “My Mommy Smokes Weed All The Time”
Psycho Jailed After Hacking Man To Death With Ax, Eating His Eyeball And Brain Matter
Okay, You Can Buy Two Egg McMuffins And A Medium Coffee, OR…
The Next ‘American Idol’ Judge? Probably Not
Pervert Teacher Charged With Blindfolding Young Students, Feeding Them His Semen
Assclown Stabs Brother Repeatedly Over McDonald’s Brownie
Naked Man Breaks Into Grocery Store, Smears Chocolate And Peanut Butter On Himself
Canadian Company Invents Scratch-And-Sniff Jeans For Men (Video)
Idiot Tries To Set His Wife On Fire, Torches Himself Instead
Fart Joke Leads To Bomb Scare As 11 Agencies Swoop Down On Mississippi School
Mother Punched Her 10-Year-Old Son In The Face During Anger Management Class
Naked Drunk Chick Arrested After Leading Cops On Slow-Speed Chase
74-Year-Old Man Jailed After Offering Oral Sex To Undercover Cops
300-Pound Naked Man Walks Into Walmart, Steals Socks (Video)
Psycho Woman Attacks Guy With A Knife Because He Didn’t Get Her A Valentine’s Day Gift
Son Serves 98-Year-Old Mother With Eviction Notice On Her Birthday
Drunk Woman Gets Into Two Accidents After Driving Her Kids To School
Apartment Manager Jailed After Sneaking Into Tenant’s Apartment, Sodomizing His Dog
Naked S.C. Man Steals Fire Truck, Kills Pedestrian
Illegal Alien Released On Bail After Getting Busted For Masturbating In Front Of Women And Children
Trio Jailed After Using Craigslist To Find Dog For Sex
Lottery Winner Using Food Stamps: ‘I Thought Maybe It Was Okay Because I’m Not Working’
Man Robs Girl, Then Asks Her Out On A Date… Then Robs Her Again
Man Jailed For Having Sex With Two Pit Bulls
Funeral Home Employee Jailed After Sexually Assaulting Woman’s Corpse
Drunk Chick Jailed After Calling 911 And Asking Cops To Help Her Find A Place To Pee
CEO Of Texas Planned Parenthood Busted For Indecent Exposure At Kids Baseball Field
Woman Jailed After Threatening To Kill President Obama Over Child Custody Laws
North Dakota Woman Marries… Herself
Minnesota Man Thrown In Jail For Failing To Put Up Siding On His Home (Video)
Man Jailed After Calling 911 Because Wife Was Sitting Next To Him
‘Borat’ National Anthem Accidentally Played For Kazakh Athlete (Video)
Turkish Shampoo Ad Featuring Hitler Sparks Outrage (Video)
Trayvon Martin Anti-Violence Protester Ends Day By Beating Up Girlfriend, Now In Jail (Video)
Austrian Man Saws Off Own Foot To Avoid Losing Unemployment Benefits
Shocking Discovery With ‘Cannibal’ Abortion Doctor
Croatian Woman Making Fortune From Made-To-Measure Penis Warmers
Crazy Bastard Found Passed Out Drunk On Side Of Road, Has 0.552 Blood-Alcohol Content
*VIDEO* Drunk Dude Sings Entire Bohemian Rhapsody Song In Back Of Police Car
Woman Jailed After Calling 911 To Complain About Hamburger
Woman Jailed After Offering Sex To Officer In Exchange For McDonald’s Double Cheeseburgers
Obama’s Drunk-Driving, Illegal Alien Uncle Issued ‘Hardship Driver’s License’
Creepy Dude Jailed After Exposing Himself To Children While Wearing Black Dress
Five Charged After Chinese Teen Sells Kidney To Buy iPhone
Couple Jailed After Their Four Young Children Tested Positive For Cocaine… Again!
Drunken Douchebags have Sex On Front Lawn Of Pediatrics Office While Children Watch In Horror
British Scientist ‘Fathered 600 Children’ By Donating Sperm At His Own Fertility Clinic
Woman Breaks Into Home, Attempts To Breastfeed Stranger’s Baby
Woman Claimed She Was Dying Of Cancer To Con Donors Into Providing Dream Wedding As Dying Wish
*VIDEO* Anderson Cooper Has Another Girlish Giggle Fit While Covering ‘Dyngus Day’ Celebrations
San Francisco Leftists Spent $205,075 To Dig Up A Bush
Man Jailed After Officers Discover 89 Bags Of Drugs Tied To His Penis
Oops: Cable Co. Airs Hardcore Porn During ABC‘s ’Good Morning America’
Dumbass Gets DUI In Own Front Yard After Repeatedly Crashing Into Trees
Couple Arrested After Ex-Landlord Finds Dead Baby In Freezer Of Rental Property
German Man Calls Police After Woman Demands Too Much Sex
Demented Freak Jailed After Witnesses Catch Him Raping His Dog
Drunken Idiot Jailed After Attempting To Rob Store With Hot Dog Tongs
Dumbest Terrorist On The Planet Turns Himself In… For The Reward
Gay Porn Interrupts Canadian Local TV Newscast
Douchebag Commits Robbery 16 Minutes After Bonding Out Of Jail
Virginia Teacher Arrested After Allegedly Lining Up Students, Shooting Them With Blanks
Egypt’s “Farewell Intercourse” Law May Soon Allow Husbands To Have Sex With Their Dead Wives
Nude Motorcycle Passenger Allowed To Ride On After She Gets ‘No Helmet’ Ticket
Man With Clown Hair Jailed After Head-Butting Mother, Burning Down House Over Cell Phone
Idiot Tries To Convince Traffic Cop That He’s A Cop Too, Fails Miserably
Sick, Demented Freak Jailed After Downloading Child Porn, Having Sex With Girlfriend’s Dog
Florida County Purchases Hundreds Of New Cars… Then Abandons Them For Years In Parking Garage
Woman Charged With Pretending To Have Cancer To Raise Money For Breast Implants
Wackjob Crashes Car Into Federal Building, Then Strips Naked And Flees From The Scene
Sicko Charged With Incest And Bestiality After Molesting Family Member And Dog
Naked Guy Riding Unicycle Arrested On Texas Bridge
Man Legally Changes Name To Tyrannosaurus Rex
Creepy Old Dude Busted For Calling 911 Repeatedly To Talk Dirty To Operators
Evil Clown Being Hired By Parents To Stalk And Threaten Kids On Their Birthdays
Oregon Issuing Unemployment Checks To Fugitive Child Molesters
Drunk Couple Arrested For Driving Car With Four Children Tied To Hood
18-Month-Old Girl Removed From Plane After TSA Finds Her On No-Fly List
Woman Busted After Handing Cop Her Driver’s License With Pot Stuck To It
Child Porn Suspect Caught In Underwear Stabbing Computer With Samurai Sword
Naked Gunman Shot By Police As He Embarked On Rampage Near College Campus
Chinese High School Administers IV Drips In Classroom
Woman Arrested After Strolling Through Store Naked
64-Year Old Woman Arrested After Allegedly Trying To Rob The Same Bank Three Times
Naked Drunk Guy Attacks Resident Of Apartment Complex, Gets Bashed In The Face, Arrested
Former CNN Headline News President Caught On Video Putting Dog Crap In Neighbor’s Mailbox
Cop Breaks Into Neighbor’s Home To Do His Laundry
Female Candidate For Mexican Congress Goes Topless On Giant Billboard In An Effort To Win Votes
Police Arrest Drunk Driver With A Zebra And Parrot In The Passenger Seat (Video)
Woman With Massive Breasts Claims She Was Fired From Lingerie Store For Being “Too Hot” (Video)
Moron Jailed After Asking Cops To Give Back The Illegal Drugs He Left At A Grocery Store
School Prom Held At Same Place And Time As Porn Convention
Idiot Is Too Busy Beating His Girlfriend To Drive Properly, Crashes Into 8 Cars And A Light Pole
Bill Clinton Surrounded By Porn Stars
Douchebag Arrested For Pulling Gun To Cut In Line At McDonald’s Drive-Thru
Zombie Apocalypse! Naked Man Shot While Eating Other Naked Man’s Face On Miami Causeway (Video)
Real-Life Hannibal Lecter Who Ate Face Of Naked Homeless Man Identified As Rudy Eugene
Two Assclowns Charged With Theft After Attempting To Steal Clock From Police Station Interview Room
Douchebag Crashed Truck Into Taco Bell Because His Order Was Incomplete
Man Disembowels Self, Throws Intestines At Officers
Cleaning Fairy Breaks Into Houses And Leaves Cleaning Bill (Video)
Baltimore College Student Murders Housemate, Dismembers Him And Eats His Heart And Brain (Video)
Fugitive Gay Porn Star, Cannibal Killer Luka Rocco Magnotta Captured In Berlin
Stoned Mom Drives Off With Baby On Top Of Car, Infant Found Laying In Street
“Artist” Turns Dead Cat Into Helicopter (Video)
Mother And Son Flee Village After Their Incestuous Relationship Leads To Second Pregnancy
Another Bath Salts-Crazed, Face-Eating Cannibal Attack
Addressing High Tuition Costs, Denver College Cuts Tuition In Half… For Illegal Aliens
State Worker Created Fake Family For Benefits
2012: World Naked Bike Ride, Rides Again (Pictures / Videos)
Obama EPA Wants To Regulate Ditches And Gullies As ‘Navigable Waterways’
Moron Calls 911 To Complain About His Sandwich Order (Audio)
Pervert Jailed After Stripping Naked Near Playground, Threatening To Molest 3-Year-Old Girl
Indian Man Chops Off Daughter’s Head With Sword, Carries Both Through Town To Police Station
Psycho Mom Found Naked In Drug Store After Abandoning Her Kids In Car She Crashed Into Bus
Nutbag Jailed After Having Sex With Teddy Bear In Public… Again
Registered Sex Offender Busted For Sunbathing In The Nude While Holding A Rubber Penis
400-Pound Woman Arrested After Stripping Naked At Bus Stop
Another Drug-Crazed, Naked Cannibal Attack
Man Charged After He Loses His Cell Phone With Child Porn On It
Dumb Bastard Arrested After Pretending To Be Cop, Pulling Over Actual Cop
Drug-Crazed Lunatic Chases Neighbor While Growling Like An Animal, Then Kills And Eats Dog
‘Prussian Blue’ Girls: “Marijuana Changed Us From Nazis To Peace-Loving Hippies”
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These headlines seem to be clear evidence that the Earth is overpopulated.
Only overpopulated with idiots
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