The term “douchebag” is a popular one, and I use it a LOT! I Own the World has come up with a great idea. Merit badges for douchers You likely have some of your own to add, please, leave yours in the comments. Here are some I would add. Sweater-Vests and ordering a water with EVERY drink you get, and not touching the water of course! Backing into parking spaces. Going to a sports bar dressed like a PGA pro and whining about golf not being on TV.