## Are you a Democrat Slut? Do you have problems with basic math? The Other McCain can help

RS McCain is offering to help Democrat sluts with math problems, and the tuition? Stacy is not charging, but At \$15,ooo it would still be less than the cost of that birth control you ladies want the government to pay for

The image above is one of the “e-Cards” available at BarackObama.comthat offers a phony statistical argument for ObamaCare:

Dear Mom,
Mitt Romney says he would repeal the Affordable Care Act.
So here’s a quick question:
Can I borrow \$18,000 to help pay for my birth control?
Thanks!

Whoa! \$18,000 for birth control? If that number sounds strangely large to you, join the club. Conservative college student Christine Rousselle does the math, based on the simple fact that there are 14,600 days between the ages of 12 and 52:

Because our letter-writer has been reduced to asking her mom for money, we’re going to assume that she’s not very well off and she’s a bargain hunter. On Amazon.com, one can purchase a fishbowl filled with a variety pack of 144 Durex brand condoms for \$25.89. Assuming she’d use one condom per day every single day between the ages of 12 and 52, that only equals \$2,624.96 for 14,600 Durex condoms. For those of you who aren’t great at math, \$2,624.96 is far less than \$18,000. She’d have to be using around four or five condoms a day for 40 years for that number to even approach \$18,000.
Suppose our cash-strapped friend prefers to use the birth control pill instead of condoms. In 41 states, she can get the pill for \$9 a month at a Target or Walmart. That totals \$108 per year, and \$108 multiplied by 40 is \$4,320, which still winds up less than \$18,000. In the nine other states, the cost per month is around \$30, which reaches around \$14,400 over 40 years. These figures assume that our letter-writer plans on using birth control pills over the full length of time that she is able to get pregnant.

Using birth control every single day for 40 years, a slut’s total cost is still not \$18,000 in a lifetime. So even if she’s putting out like a Pez dispenser — and, after all, she’s a Democrat, IYKWIMAITYD — she’ll have plenty of cash left over for vodka and Newports.

Man , that McCain guy is a giving man!

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