Latest on Bob Menendez sex scandal: “It was outrageous. When it started, we thought it was a one-time thing. But it went on for months — hours and hours of headbanging sex.”

2 Nov

Old Bob was quite the party animal I guess

New Jersey Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez had loud sex with different women nightly in his Washington, D.C., apartment, his former neighbor told the liberal gossip website Gawker.

“We lived below him,” the former neighbor said, according to the website. “It was outrageous. When it started, we thought it was a one-time thing. But it went on for months — hours and hours of headbanging sex.”

The report in the liberal Gawker comes on the heels of The Daily Caller’s early Thursday article about how Menendez allegedly paid two women in the Dominican Republic for sex.

So, it appears that Menendez likely enjoyed the company of “working girls” in his DC  home, so you might figure he would indulge himself in the Dominican Republic too. Here are more details on the Hell Menendez put his neighbors through

The former neighbor said that when the Senate was in session, Menendez would normally stay at his D.C. apartment on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday evenings. On Mondays, Fridays and weekends, he’d normally go home to New Jersey. On at least two of those three weeknights, the neighbor said Menendez would have young, attractive women over for sex.

“They’d usually arrive together in the late evening,” the neighbor said. “We’d hear him put some jazz on. Maybe around 11 p.m., the noise would start. He had a very squeaky mattress and a very squeaky bed frame. We’d hear moaning, and we could hear them switching positions because different parts of the bed would squeak. It was awful.”

I hated to post that, but, inquiring minds want to know. No word yet if Menendez or his “dates” ever wore chicken suits or used fly swatters or Crisco. Also no word on a possible Bob Menendez sex tape. WE can all agree to hope no such thing exists.

Yes, I know, I ought to take this story more seriously, but, my twisted sense of humor needs to run with it a bit.

One Response to “Latest on Bob Menendez sex scandal: “It was outrageous. When it started, we thought it was a one-time thing. But it went on for months — hours and hours of headbanging sex.””

  1. Teresa Rice November 2, 2012 at 4:29 am #

    Menendez is a user of women. Is that really all that unusual for a Democrat?

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