Hear the one about kinky priest?

Stacy McCain, pervert, and Crimson Tide fan, is all over this one!

Was something kinky happening in the rectory of a Catholic church in Springfield, Illinois? That would seem to be the implication of this story:

The pastor of St. Aloysius church on Springfield’s north end has been granted a leave of absence after he called 911 from the rectory and told a dispatcher that he needed help getting out of handcuffs.
“I’m going to need help getting out before this becomes a medical emergency,” Father Tom Donovan told a dispatcher who sounds a bit incredulous during the Nov. 28 call.
“You’re stuck in a pair of handcuffs?” the dispatcher asks.
“(I was) playing with them and I need help getting out,” Donovan responds.
Donovan told the dispatcher that he was alone in the rectory. It’s not clear exactly how he ended up in handcuffs or why he feared a medical emergency. His voice sounds garbled or muffled on the tape, and sources say that police discovered some sort of gag on the priest when they arrived.

Exit question. Is a handcuffed priest symbolic of what the Bama defense will do to Notre Dame’s offense?

 

2 thoughts on “Hear the one about kinky priest?

  1. LOL….I have to be honest, idk wat to say…except this is really kinda funny…sorry

  2. Pingback: FMJRA 2.0: Modern Love : The Other McCain

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