When is Joe Biden going to head a task force on Breast Control?

No I am not making light of this man’s death by breasts, but, I am just saying that if new laws on assault breasts could, to use the Liberal line, “save just one life”

A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle’s KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange’s 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim’s face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend — she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

Just as  aside note, how much comedy gold could be mined out of Joe Biden talking about assault breasts? Talk about the 38DD of Gaffes!

 

2 thoughts on “When is Joe Biden going to head a task force on Breast Control?

  1. If you are advocating breast control I’m afraid that t must seriously consider giving up my US citizenship. The freedom to worship breasts of any size and shape is, or should be, a constitutional right which must not be infringed upon.

    Yes, there are those who have shown an inability to use breasts in a responsible manner, but is this any reason to legislate them out of existence?

  2. Swedish Hospital? Is Uschi Digart working there? Did Ms. Lange get this idea from one of the Ilsa movies? Inquiring minds want to know

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