The difference between being a slut, and a greedy, low-class slut?

The Other McCain, who else would vover, ah uncover this, has the story of Sydney Leathers and her new start up business Labias  and Lucite Are Us

It is rather quaint to remember that when Sydney Elaine Leathers was first identified as the former Obama campaign worker involved in a cybersex scandal with Anthony Weiner, some were reluctant to publish her name, seeing her as the victim of a predator.

Yeah. Except she’s a tattoo-covered slut who rented herself out to old creeps she met via “sugar daddy” sites.

The plump brunette harlot immediately seized upon the scandal to launch a porn career. And then . . .

There’s no delicate and polite way to say this: Sydney discovered she doesn’t like how her vagina looks. She thinks her labia are too big.

So she’s going to get surgery to trim her enormous flapping bat wings.

TMZ says the surgery will be performed by Dr. Neal Handel of Santa Barbara, California, for the fee of $8,400. And then . . .

Sydney will auction off the trimmings, encased in Lucite.

Is there a cultural significance to this story? Does my reporting this unsavory news serve any redeeming social purpose?

What we can discern is an extreme example of a trend, the vagina as commodity, which I have previously discussed: The pervasive influence of pornography and the general promiscuity of the “hook-up” culture has created competitive pressures on women, who feel that their sexual performance is constantly being judged, evaluated as a commercial product in the erotic marketplace.

You know, I almost, almost I tell ya, almost entitled this post Noted Slut to Get Cosmetic Surgery, World’s Largest Labia Hardest Hit. But that would have been in poor taste I think. 

Good Freaking Grief! Go read the rest, it is hilarious as it is sad and PRAY that Leathers never gets into the “winter coat” or “giant pink mudflaps” business, you have to read the rest if you want to get those references.

3 thoughts on “The difference between being a slut, and a greedy, low-class slut?

  1. Meaning no disrespect, but I wish I could unread this post. I need brain bleach!

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