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*VIDEOS* TV Shows That Didn’t Suck But Were Still Cancelled After Only Two Seasons

16 Jun


Better Off Ted

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Dead Like Me

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Jeremiah

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Pushing Daisies

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Jericho

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*VIDEO* Weird Al Yankovic LIVE: Another One Rides The Bus

14 Jun


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*VIDEO* Funny Or Die – Public Service Announcement: How To Fight Back Against NSA Snooping

14 Jun


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H/T Independent Journal Review

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Nine foot tall gargoyle and it’s package cause outbreak of Offendeditis in Arizona

7 Jun

Apparently horses are worried that the old phrase “he is hung like a horse” will become outdated

Anderson Cooper weighs in on a nude, 9-foot gargoyle that’s causing a giant controversy in one small town. “I hate Ken dolls,” the artist comments. “It just seemed like it needed to be there.” “It” being anatomically correct genitalia, scaled to a 9-foot tall humanoid.

Well, I have nothing to add, except maybe this

 

Your WTF? Video of the day

2 Jun

Found this at Moonbattery where Dave Blount calls “Prancercise” the perfect workout for Moonbats

Swaziland Bans Witches From Flying Broomsticks Above 150-Meter Limit

30 May

Swaziland: Witches Banned From Flying Over 150 Meters – Trutv

Authorities in Swaziland, who are very serious about their witches, have enacted revolutionary new legislation intended to regulate all witch air traffic over their country.

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Specifically, they have set some very restrictive vertical limits on what has traditionally been a witch’s right: to fly her broomstick as she pleases. Swaziland may in fact be the only country to have ever attempted to regulate witch air traffic. The new legislation stipulates that witches on broomsticks flying over Swaziland may not fly higher than 150 meters, that’s about 164 yards to you and me.

The Civil Aviation Authority’s Marketing and Corporate Affairs Director, Sabelo Dlamini, confirmed the new flight limitations for South Africa’s Times Live, “A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the [150-metre] limit.” Any witches caught violating the altitude limit will be subjected to a fine of R500,000, about $53,000.

According to Times Live, Swaziland’s local folklore concerning witches holds that they use their brooms to spread their evil potions. Consequently it is unclear how air-traffic authorities propose to enforce the law in the face of a witch, fully armed with her broomstick.

No Swazi witches or their representatives has so far commented on the new legislation.

Click HERE For Rest Of Story

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Of course if anyone was ever an expert on NOT being funny it would be Jerry Lewis

25 May

The NEXT funny thing Lewis does will be the first

Asked who his favorite female comics were Thursday at a Cannes Film Festival press conference, Jerry Lewis listed Cary Grant and Burt Reynolds. He then added: “I don’t have any.”

In 1998, Lewis famously said that watching women do comedy “sets me back a bit” and that he has trouble with the notion of would-be mothers as comedians.

Asked Thursday if he had changed his mind at all because of performers like Melissa McCarthy and Sarah Silverman, the 87-year-old Lewis said of women performing broad comedy: “I can’t see women doing that. It bothers me.”

Just as a kicker, here is my all time list of NON funny people. No certain order, except to say Jerry Lewis IS the least funny human being in history.

Whoopi Goldberg 

Bobcat Goldthwait. Because scumbags, especially ones with grating voices, are just not funny

Will Ferrell. OK, he is funny for about two minutes, after that he is just obnoxious

John C Reilly 

Steve Carell. Who decided this guy is funny?

Sarah Silverman because being a trash mouthed scumbag is just not fuuny

Kathy Griffin See above

Richard Lewis

Paula Poundstone

OK ladies, OK, I get it

24 May

I have received several requests to have posts of “hot guys” by female readers. In an effort to please those women, I present the Daley Gator Eligible Bachelor of the Day. This guy, who REALLY into food, and looking to party ladies

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*VIDEO* Andrew Klavan: Why Do Blacks Vote For Democrats?

21 May


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Yep, that about sums it up

18 May

Stolen redistributed from American Perspective

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Your Daley Gator Anti-Obama Picture O’ The Day

9 May


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*VIDEO* Bad Lip Reading: The Walking Dead

7 May


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Are Jihadists THAT much different from us?

29 Apr

Maybe not, apparently they like board games like Monopoly, albeit a slightly different type of Monopoly.

islamonopoly

 

Image stolen from Wirecutter

*VIDEO* Cullman Liquidation Center: The Best Used Mobile Home Commercial EVER!

26 Apr


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Click HERE to visit the official Cullman Liquidation Center website.

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*VIDEO* Jon Stewart Trashes CNN Over Its Bogus Reports Of A Boston Marathon Bombing Suspect – 4/17/2013

18 Apr


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There goes my twisted sense of humor again

10 Apr

Via Double Trouble

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I think Zion’s Trumpet sums it up well here

5 Apr

Very well

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Is This Obama’s April Fools Joke On The Nation? You Decide

1 Apr

Obama Proclaims April The Month To Teach Young People ‘How To Budget Responsibly’ – CNS

President Barack Obama, who has increased the national debt by $53,377 per household, has proclaimed April “National Financial Capability Month,” during which his administration will do things such as teach young people “how to budget responsibly.”

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“I call upon all Americans to observe this month with programs and activities to improve their understanding of financial principles and practices,” Obama said in an official proclamation released Friday.

“My Administration is dedicated to helping people make sound decisions in the marketplace,” he said.

“Together, we can prepare young people to tackle financial challenges – from learning how to budget responsibly to saving for college, starting a business, or opening a retirement account,” he said.

“My Administration continues to encourage responsibility at all levels of our financial system by cracking down on deceptive practices and ensuring that consumers are informed of their rights,” he said.

The proclamation on the White House website links to two other government websites: the site for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, and MyMoney.gov, which includes materials from 21 federal agencies.

Listed among the “popular topics” on MyMoney.gov is “Managing Debt and Credit,” which includes a link to a page on the Federal Reserve’s website called “Getting the most from your credit card.” Tip 2 on that page is: “Stay Below Your Credit Limit.”

When Obama was inaugurated on Jan. 20, 2009, the total debt of the federal government was $10,626,877,048,913.08. As of the close of business on March 28, 2013, the total debt of the federal government was $16,766,988,432,792.62 – an increase of $6,140,111,383,879.54 since Obama took office.

That means that under Obama the federal debt has increased $53,377 for each one of the 115,031,000 households the Census Bureau says there are now in the United States. The president is required by law to submit a budget proposal for the next fiscal year by the first Monday in February.

Thus far, Obama has not submitted his budget proposal for fiscal 2014.

Click HERE For Rest Of Story

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On a similar note, the Westboro Baptist Church has just declared April ‘Hug A Homosexual’ month.

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OK, so who is up for some naked chicks with guns?

30 Mar

Yes, I am too, Ted provides the photo

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Most Embarrassing Mayor In America, Tom (Mumbles) Menino, Finally Retires… And Yes, He’s A Democrat (Audio – Video)

28 Mar

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino Will Not Seek Re-Election After 20 Years In Office – New York Daily News

Boston’s longest-serving mayor, Thomas Menino, says he does not plan to seek re-election for an unprecedented sixth term.

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The popular Democratic mayor planned a formal announcement at 4 p.m. EDT Thursday at Boston’s historic Faneuil Hall.

“This was the toughest decision I have made in my whole life,” Menino told WBZ-FM on Thursday.

Menino was hospitalized for eight weeks in the fall after a respiratory infection and a blood clot that was complicated by a spinal fracture and diabetes, but he told the Boston Herald health issues played a “small portion” in his decision.

“I feel better now than I did a year ago. That’s a fact,” he told the Herald.

The 70-year-old Menino promises to go “full tilt” until his last day in office.

His decision not to run again is expected to trigger a political scramble to replace him as a new generation of political figures eye the mayor’s office.

City Councilor John Connolly announced his mayoral intentions last month, regardless of Menino’s decision. But Menino had been considered a heavy favorite had he opted to run.

As recently as January, Menino delivered an upbeat assessment of the city during his annual state of the city address.

Menino used a cane to walk to the podium and spoke vigorously about his plans for Boston. At the time, Menino gave no indication of whether he’d decided to seek a sixth term this year.

“Our progress is real. Our future is bright. The state of our city is striking, sound and strong,” he said in prepared remarks that cited progress on economic development and crime reduction.

On Tuesday, Menino appeared at a rally at Boston City Hall plaza to urge the U.S. Supreme Court to repeal the federal Defense of Marriage Act. The previous day, he delivered a speech to the Boston Municipal Research Bureau in which he said he had never been more confident about the city and announced several new development projects and initiatives.

Menino became acting mayor after his predecessor, Raymond Flynn, left office in 1993 after being named ambassador to the Vatican. Menino, then president of the City Council, was automatically elevated to the mayor’s job.

The circumstances prompted some critics to label him the “accidental mayor,” a charge the sometimes-thin-skinned Menino was quick to reject. But he was elected mayor in his own right in November 1993 and won re-election by wide margins in 1997, 2001, 2005 and 2009.

The city’s previous longest serving mayor, the late Kevin White, was in office for four terms, from 1968 to 1984.

Menino’s longevity also exceeded the legendary Mayor James Michael Curley, who also served four terms, but not consecutively.

Menino built his reputation by focusing on the unglamorous nuts and bolts of running a major metropolitan city – fixing potholes, cleaning streets, even curbing the practice of saving a shoveled-out parking space by putting folding chairs or trash cans along the curb.

It’s everyday commitments like those that earned him the nickname of the “Urban Mechanic.”

The 2004 Democratic National Convention put Menino’s political and negotiating skills to the test when the city’s main police union threatened to picket over an unresolved contract.

It was only with the last minute help of other politicians, including Republican Gov. Mitt Romney, that a contract was reached in the early morning hours the day before the convention opened in the city.

During his years in office, Menino also became a vigorous national voice in favor of stricter gun control measures.

He co-founded Mayors Against Illegal Guns with New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg and criticized the National Rifle Association’s call for more armed guards at schools after the Connecticut school shooting in December.

“That is crazy,” Menino said. “Every victim of gun violence and their families knows that’s crazy.”

Menino also built a reputation for creating an impressive political machine that handily defeated challengers.

Last year, Menino also played a crucial role in helping elect U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren, campaigning with her at stops across the city.

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Related video:

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Related audio:

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Howie Carr: Mayor Menino Bids Adieu… In 9 Months

Howie Carr: Mumbles Menino Will Not Run

Howie Carr: Analyzing Mayor Menino’s State Of The City Address

Howie Carr: Does Mayor Menino Have The Right To Block A Chick-Fil-A In Boston?

Howie Carr: Menino’s Bum Zones

Howie Carr: Menino Says A Pox On The House Of Wal-Mart

Howie Carr: Mayor Menino Wants Your Soda

Howie Carr: Menino Mumbles

Howie Carr: Mayor Menino Mumbonics

Howie Carr: Chump Line – How To Tell When Menino’s Senile

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