Ed’s 2014 List Of College Football Bowl Games That Probably Won’t Suck


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Boca Raton Bowl (December 23rd – 6:00 pm)
Marshall Thundering Herd
vs. Northern Illinois Huskies

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Sun Bowl (December 27th – 2:00 pm)
Arizona State Sun Devils
vs, Duke Blue Devils

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Holiday Bowl (December 27th – 8:00 pm)
Nebraska Cornhuskers
vs. USC Trojans

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Liberty Bowl (December 29th – 2:00 pm)
West Virginia Mountaineers
vs. Texas A&M Aggies

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Athletic Bowl (December 29th – 5:30 pm)
Oklahoma Sooners
vs. Clemson Tigers

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Music City Bowl (December 30th – 3:00 pm)
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
vs. LSU Tigers

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Belk Bowl (December 30th – 6:30 pm)
Louisville Cardinals
vs. Georgia Bulldogs

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Peach Bowl (December 31st – 12:30 pm)
Ole Miss Rebels
vs. TCU Horned Frogs

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Fiesta Bowl (December 31st – 4:00 pm)
Boise State Broncos
vs. Arizona Wildcats

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Orange Bowl (December 31st – 8:00 pm)
Mississippi State Bulldogs
vs. Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets

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Outback Bowl (January 1st – 12:00 pm)
Wisconsin Badgers
vs. Auburn Tigers

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Cotton Bowl (January 1st – 12:30 pm)
Michigan State Spartans
vs. Baylor Bears

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Rose Bowl (January 1st – 5:00 pm)
Oregon Ducks
vs. Florida State Seminoles

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Sugar Bowl (January 1st – 8:30 pm)
Alabama Crimson Tide
vs. Ohio State Buckeyes

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Alamo Bowl (January 2nd – 6:45 pm)
Kansas State Wildcats
vs. UCLA Bruins

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National Championship Game (January 12th – 8:30 pm)
Oregon Ducks or Florida State Seminoles
vs. Alabama Crimson Tide or Ohio State Buckeyes

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Your Daley Gator Net Neutrality Wisdom O’ The Day


Here’s the thing. The internet isn’t broken, so stop trying to fix it, assholes!

Furthermore, if the net ever becomes broken, the very last people on Earth who should be entrusted with repairing it are employees of the federal fucking-government, and anyone who can’t understand the simple truth underlying that statement is too stupid to appreciate a high-speed connection in the first place.

By the way, how’s that Obamacare law working out for you?

Peace out.

Edward L. Daley

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