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Hey, if you can’t make fun of California……….
17 MarGrandpa John pokes the “Golden State” with a sharp stick
And who can blame him? California is a state blessed with incredible beauty, resources, and should be leading the nation in prosperity. Sadly, California is also cursed with stupid politicians, and fools who keep voting them into office.
Who says that Republicans cannot be pathetic?
18 Oct
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It is tough for me to listen to some Republicans. Chiefly, it is hard to stomach the RINO wing of the party. You know, those Republicans that are deathly afraid, of being perceived as, well Conservative. then there are those Republicans that are, for the most part, Conservative, that still grate my last nerve. Which brings me to Rick Santorum.
Now, I must say, I tend to agree, on most issues with the former Senator. But, frankly, his whining, snotty attacks on two men who are, far better picks for president than himself have turned me off completely. Santorum has shown himself to be nothing but a politician who will say anything to get elected, including launching unfair attacks on other candidates.
Rick Perry, and Herman Cain have both been blasted as not being Conservative enough by Santorum. Now, if Santorum disagrees with Perry on a border fence, fine, debate it out. But Santorum has repeatedly lied about Perry’s ideals on this issue. Santorum insists that Perry opposes a border fence. The fact is Perry wants femnces along the border where they can be policed. Again, if Santorum disagrees, then debate it. But the constant lying is despicable.
Likewise, Santorum recently attacked Perry, Cain, and other candidates for daring to saying that the definition of marriage ought to be left to the States. Santorum seems to believe that a constitutional amendment defining marriage is needed. OK, fine, but I fail to see how supporting state sovereignty, as Cain and Perry are on this issue is not “Conservative”.
Now comes news that Santorum is sounding like a crybaby over an SNL skit. Good grief!
Rick Santorum criticized a Saturday Night Live skit that poked fun at his anti-gay marriage views and trailing poll numbers as “bullying” in an interview this weekend.
SNL, in a send-up of last week’s Bloomberg/Washington Post debate that set candidate’s seating order based on poll numbers, said seating for the skit was based “on the likelihood of the candidate winning the nomination.”Â
Actors playing contenders Herman Cain and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney were seated at the table, while Texas Gov. Rick Perry was placed in the corner of the set, Rep. Ron Paul (Texas) was banished to a parking garage, former Speaker Newt Gingrich (Ga.) and Rep. Michele Bachmann (Minn.) were put a broom closet, and Santorum in “a crowded gay bar in the Castro district of San Francisco.”
Although Santorum, played by Andy Samberg, had only a limited roll in the sketch, he was portrayed as upset and uncomfortable.
New Hampshire radio station WGIR asked Santorum on Sunday about the sketch — the former Pennsylvania senator said that while he hadn’t yet seen it, he had been “hammered” for his support of conservative principles.
“We’ve been hammered by the left for my standing up for the traditional family and I will continue to do so,” Santorum said. “The left, unfortunately, participates in bullying more than the right does. They say that they’re tolerant, and they’re anything but tolerant of people who disagree with them and support traditional values.”
Goodness, it is a parody, on a comedy show. Seriously, grow up Santorum, grow some balls at some point, and stop sounding like you have no sense of humor what so ever. I really look forward to the day that Mr. Whiny Pants drops out.
*PARODY* The Daley Gator Renames Obama’s ‘Attack Watch’ Website
16 Sep
Feel free to share your own ideas for the renaming of President Asshat’s new hit-page in our comment section below.
If Congressman Weiner Had His Own TV Show, What Would It Be Called?
31 MayWe here at the Daley Gator want to know what you – our loyal readers – would name a television show starring Rep. Anthony Weiner. Please leave a comment herein with your most enlightened suggestions.
Allow me to get the ball rolling on this one. Here’s a few original titles for your consideration.
1. The Aptly-Named Congressman
2. Legislative Briefs
3. My Congressional Member
4. Tweet This
5. Democrat Party… In My Pants
6. Leaning Left
Here’s some parody titles to chew on… so to speak.
7. How I Met Your Daughter
8. Southern Exposure
9. Leave It To Weiner
10. Not-So Deadwood
11. Bones DC
12. SpongeBob StiffPants
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*AUDIO* Deck The Marxist – A Christmas Parody Song
19 DecThe following is a parody of the Christmas song ‘Deck The Halls’
Written By Edward L. Daley
Performed By The Tedious Marmosets & David Cholesterol
Here’s the words, in case some of you wish to sing along.
Deck the Marxist with a yule log
Fa la la la la la la la la
Kick his ass then drink some eggnog
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don’t be kind to commie douchebags
Fa la la la la la la la la
Treat them all like worn-out dishrags
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make the leftist beg for mercy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Call him names like dink and wussie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Dress him up like Sarah Palin
Fa la la la la la la la la
Box his ears if he starts wailin’
Fa la la la la la la la la
Liberals are void of reason
Fa la la la la la la la la
Never tolerate their treason
Fa la la la la la la la la
Their behavior’s not appallin’
Fa la la la la la la la la
If you don’t mind Joseph Stalin
Fa la la la la la la la la
Join the right-wing culture warriors
Fa la la la la la la la la
Screw the View and fuck Bill Moyers
Fa la la la la la la la la
No more time for Mr. nice guy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make a few Obamabots cry
Fa la la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la la la
darcprynce
Dave C
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