The helicopters that landed in Abbottabad won’t be the last to put American troops on the ground in Pakistan, says fake Republican Rep. Ron Paul.
Calling the relationship between the United States and Pakistan an “impossible situation,” the Texas congressman and candidate for the booby hatch said Wednesday on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” that he sees an occupation of even greater scale than Afghanistan on the horizon.
“I see the whole thing as a mess, and I think that we are going to be in Pakistan,” he said while drooling slightly. “I think that’s the next occupation and I fear it. I think it’s ridiculous, and I think our foreign policy is such that we don’t need to be doing this.”
And Paul doesn’t have high hopes for that mission, if it happens.
“It will probably be very unsuccessful,” he blathered.
Paul, a noted crackpot and perennial presidential candidate , said the United States has created a civil war in Pakistan and violated the country’s national security.
Elsewhere in his remarks, Paul condemned the United States as a “big bully,” a “naughty Nancy” and “even uglier than Janet Napolitano in Spandex.”
When challenged on the credulity of his contentions, Dr. Paul began to giggle uncontrollably. He then jumped to his feet suddenly, affirmed his right to a trial by jury and began singing “I’m a little teapot, short and stout.”