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*STREAMING AUDIO* Chimpsy’s Real American I – The BlogTalk Debut Show (Thursday, 05/17/12 – 4:00pm ET)
17 May
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After all these years, the most conservative mind on Internet today, has finally come to blogtalkingonthetelephone!
Join David Cholesterol for his debut show as we discuss what Reagan Conservatives should do after witnessing the most corrupt GOP primary election of our lifetime!
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Canada gripped by Offendeditis outbreak!
28 JanVia Blazing Cat Fury comes the story of a man who dares to be politically incorrect! Oh the Offendeditis
Blazing Cat Fur has more background here
More of the whining of the offended person
The owner of a hillbilly-themed restaurant on the Mountain says he was only clarifying his cuisine by posting signs saying he doesn’t sell Middle Eastern and Asian foods and serves customers in English.
But Evelyn Myrie, executive director of Hamilton’s Centre for Civic Inclusion, says the signs at Hillbilly Heaven on Upper James Street are “very offensive and against the principles of diversity and inclusion.”
The restaurant has a big sign by the cash register that says halal, rice, kabob, shawarma, fries, wings, ¼ chicken, Mexican and burgers are “things we don’t have and never will.”
On the door it says “to better serve you, our staff speaks ENGLISH” and “What would make you think this was a Korean BBQ? Do you see any f’n ducks in the window?”
Myrie says the owner should take down the signs and apologize.
“Why would he go and attack the people who eat those kinds of foods? He’s ignoring a great deal of the population. It’s very stereotypical … It’s unacceptable and feeds into a stereotype … He has the right to sell his goods but doesn’t have the right to trash other foods that are culturally driven.”
But the owner of the restaurant, Cameron Bailey, says he means no offence. He says his business at Upper James and Fennell Avenue “is in a bit of an Arab neighbourhood. I got tired of people coming in here and asking me if I have halal. I put a sign up saying we don’t have halal, so stop coming in here and asking me.”
As for the sign about Korean barbecue, that was in response to a Korean customer who got angry with Bailey, he said, because his restaurant didn’t serve Korean duck.
He said he’s fed up with people who don’t understand what his restaurant is about. The theme is Southern U.S.-style barbecue that uses smokers that cook the meat for 12 hours at a time and then it’s sold in very large portions.
The owner seems to be a guy with a great sense of humor, which of course deeply offends whiners like Evelyn Myrie. She likely is always offended by something, or someone, and was possibly even born offended. She is a bitter person who ought to be ignored by everyone. One of our biggest flaws in the West is trying to appease miscreants like Evelyn Myrie instead of telling them to shut the Hell up!
*PARODY* The Daley Gator Renames Obama’s ‘Attack Watch’ Website
16 Sep
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*AUDIO* Deck The Marxist – A Christmas Parody Song
19 DecThe following is a parody of the Christmas song ‘Deck The Halls’
Written By Edward L. Daley
Performed By The Tedious Marmosets & David Cholesterol
Here’s the words, in case some of you wish to sing along.
Deck the Marxist with a yule log
Fa la la la la la la la la
Kick his ass then drink some eggnog
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don’t be kind to commie douchebags
Fa la la la la la la la la
Treat them all like worn-out dishrags
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make the leftist beg for mercy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Call him names like dink and wussie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Dress him up like Sarah Palin
Fa la la la la la la la la
Box his ears if he starts wailin’
Fa la la la la la la la la
Liberals are void of reason
Fa la la la la la la la la
Never tolerate their treason
Fa la la la la la la la la
Their behavior’s not appallin’
Fa la la la la la la la la
If you don’t mind Joseph Stalin
Fa la la la la la la la la
Join the right-wing culture warriors
Fa la la la la la la la la
Screw the View and fuck Bill Moyers
Fa la la la la la la la la
No more time for Mr. nice guy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make a few Obamabots cry
Fa la la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la la la
Listen To The Chimpsy’s Real American Christmas Special Tonight!
15 DecChimpsy’s Real American 87: The CRA Christmas Show – David Cholesterol
When: Wednesday, December 15 From 8:00pm – 9:30pm Est.
Ho Ho Ho! It’s that festive time of year again, as David Cholesterol (DC) hosts his 5th annual Christmas Show!
Get out the eggnog, and get ready for some new parody tunes, as well as the liberal-mocking ditties of CHIMPSmas’ past.
Listen as DC unwraps the messages left for him under the big CRA tree! And be there, as DC tells us of a Soldier’s Christmas!
DC will also be joined by Oleg Atbashian, director of the People’s Cube (www.thepeoplescube.com) and author of Shakedown Socialism. As they discuss the failure of Socialism.
And as a bonus gift, DC will define the liberal term NEOCON, and expose those who use it!
So don’t be a Scrooge, a Grinch, or a liberal… and be there with Jingle Bells on!!!!
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