Woman Fakes Attack In Desperate Attempt To Lure Back Boyfriend

Woman Found In Pleasant Grove With Walmart Bag Over Head Criminally Charged In Hoax – AL

A woman found on a Pleasant Grove roadside Tuesday with a Walmart bag over her head has been criminally charged after authorities found she made up the ordeal.

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Pleasant Grove police today charged 19-year-old Kayla B. Earl with False Reporting to Law Enforcement. The crime is a misdemeanor.

Investigators said Earl, of Hueytown, was trying to lure back her estranged boyfriend with sympathy when she told lawmen she was attacked in a Pleasant Grove cemetery. A Jefferson County sheriff’s deputy on patrol spotted the woman about 5 a.m. in the dirt just off the road near Five Acre Road. She appeared unconscious.

Rescue workers took her to UAB Hospital where she was checked out and released. She told detectives she was visiting a friend’s gravesite at the cemetery when a man came up from behind her and put a bag over her head. Her vehicle was found parked in the cemetery.

The woman said she struggled with the man, and was able to break free. She then ran to the roadway, where she said she passed out.

Detectives from both Pleasant Grove and Hueytown spent much of the day trying to track down the real story, including cell phone records and review of surveillance video from nearby. During a second interview with detectives, Earl broke down and admitted the hoax.

“She even said she put the bag on her head to make it look like someone tried to suffocate her,” said Pleasant Grove Detective Jason Davis. “She is going through some personal problems. Between that and wanting attention, it turns out none of this happened.”

Earl surrendered to police this afternoon. Her bond is set at $500.

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Movie Theater Publicity Stunt Triggers Officers To Respond To Active Shooter Situation – KMIZ

Management at the Goodrich Capital 8 Theaters is defending what it calls a publicity stunt at the movie theaters this past weekend.

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During the opening weekend of the latest ‘Iron Man’ movie, a man walked into the theater in full tactical gear and carrying a fake gun.

Jefferson City police and witnesses, however, are not pleased with the stunt and are questioning the theater’s logic after recent shootings in Aurora, Colo. and Newtown, Conn.

John Molock is a retired Army war veteran and suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder. He told ABC 17 News this most recent trip to the movies triggered memories he never wanted to relive.

“We had just finished watching Iron Man 3,” said Morlock. “We’re just getting into the car when I spotted a man in full assault gear, carrying what appeared to be a modified M-4 and 9 mm on his side.”

Morlock did not call police, but several other moviegoers did.

“We received a series of 911 calls stating that a man dressed in all black and body armor and a rifle was walking into Capital 8 Theaters,” said Capt. Doug Shoemaker.

Officers thought they were responding to an active shooter investigation.

“Everything was in place, it’s the opening night of a superhero movie, it’s somebody walking in all-dark clothes, everything pointed to bad things about to happen,” said Shoemaker. “There’s really no good that can come of this.”

Instead, it was all part of a publicity stunt for the movie opening. The man in tactical gear was an actor carrying a fake gun.

Capital 8 Theaters manager Bob Wilkins told ABC 17 News this was planned months in advance and only a few people were upset, but hundreds were entertained.

When asked if management took into consideration what happened in the the mass shooting at a Colorado movie theater, Wilkins responded, “Absolutely. That’s my number-one priority every day. It’s the safety and security of our guests.”

ABC 17 News asked Wilkins if he had any regrets for allowing the publicity stunt and he said, “No, my job is to entertain people.”

Social media backlash followed ABC 17’s initial report Thursday.

Goodrich Capital 8 posted a Facebook apology Friday around noon, saying:

“We apologize and are sympathetic to those who felt they were in harm’s way with our character promotion for Iron Man 3. This was not a publicity stunt. We have worked with the Cosplacon group on many movies to dress up and help entertain our customers. We have had many complaints about the members dressed specifically as S.H.I.E.L.D. operatives carrying fake guns. We didn’t clearly tell our customers and some people didn’t realize it was for entertainment purposes only. We apologize that police were called to come out to our theater. We have a wonderful working relationship with the Jefferson City Police Department. Going forward we will take the necessary steps to make sure this doesn’t happen again. Security and safety for our customers is our number one priority.”

Still, some moviegoers and law enforcement do not believe the stunt was a good idea.

“That’s just unbelievable,” said Morlock. “The whole country is talking about gun control because of shootings in theaters and schools.”

“It’s an unfortunate lack of wisdom in this particular judgement that hopefully will never occur again,” said Shoemaker.

Shoemaker added it’s a good thing an off-duty officer wasn’t at the theater because it’s likely the officer would have engaged the actor. Had the actor not complied, the situation could have turned out much worse.

Jefferson City police say the department has a good relationship with the theater and ironically, the SWAT team held an active shooter training there just a couple months ago.After After social media backlash

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Woman Alive After Her Husband Accidentally Shoots Her In The Face With A Spear Gun

There’s No Way This Person Survived, Right? – The Blaze

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A 28-year-old woman miraculously survived after her husband accidentally shot her in the mouth with a harpoon, Brazilian officials said Wednesday.

The Rio de Janeiro State Health Department said in a statement that the woman’s husband was cleaning his spear gun when it went off, firing a harpoon that hit her cervical spine.

Elisangela Borborema Rosa was rushed to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery after Monday’s incident in the coastal city of Arraial do Cabo.

The statement quotes neurosurgeon Allan da Costa as saying that the harpoon came within 1 centimeter (less than half an inch) of killing the woman. He said he expects a full recovery.

A police officer in Arrial do Cabo said by telephone that officials are looking into the case.

“Everything indicates it was an accident, but we are investigating. We don’t think the husband tried to kill her,” said the officer, who cited department policy in declining to let her name be used.

“But once she fully recovers we will be able to question her and get a clearer picture of what happened.”

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Federal Court OKs Barring People With High IQs From Becoming Cops In Connecticut

Court OKs Barring High IQs For Cops – ABC News

A man whose bid to become a police officer was rejected after he scored too high on an intelligence test has lost an appeal in his federal lawsuit against the city.

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The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York upheld a lower court’s decision that the city did not discriminate against Robert Jordan because the same standards were applied to everyone who took the test.

“This kind of puts an official face on discrimination in America against people of a certain class,” Jordan said today from his Waterford home. “I maintain you have no more control over your basic intelligence than your eye color or your gender or anything else.”

He said he does not plan to take any further legal action.

Jordan, a 49-year-old college graduate, took the exam in 1996 and scored 33 points, the equivalent of an IQ of 125. But New London police interviewed only candidates who scored 20 to 27, on the theory that those who scored too high could get bored with police work and leave soon after undergoing costly training.

Most Cops Just Above Normal The average score nationally for police officers is 21 to 22, the equivalent of an IQ of 104, or just a little above average.

Jordan alleged his rejection from the police force was discrimination. He sued the city, saying his civil rights were violated because he was denied equal protection under the law.

But the U.S. District Court found that New London had “shown a rational basis for the policy.” In a ruling dated Aug. 23, the 2nd Circuit agreed. The court said the policy might be unwise but was a rational way to reduce job turnover.

Jordan has worked as a prison guard since he took the test.

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Likely Obama Supporter Calls 911 80 Times In One Day, Asks Cops To Bring Him Kool-Aid, Burgers And Weed

St. Pete Man Calls 911 And Asks Cops To Bring Him Kool-Aid And Drugs – Tampa Bay Times

Jarvis Sutton said he wanted three things Sunday: food, drink, and drugs. He asked the wrong people for help getting those items, though.

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Police said Sutton, 34, of St. Petersburg, called 911 approximately 80 times on Sunday.

“The defendant admitted to calling 911 because he ‘wanted Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him,’ ” an officer wrote in an affidavit.

Sutton never got those things. Instead, he was booked into the Pinellas County Jail. On the way there, he started chewing foam attached to the metal caging in the back of the police cruiser, an officer wrote.

Sutton faces a charge of misusing the 911 system, and was in jail Tuesday in lieu of $150 bail.

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Indian Stuntman Dies Trying To Cross River On Zip-Wire Attached Only By His Hair

Indian Stuntman Dies During World Record Bid To Cross River On A Zip-Wire Attached Only By His Hair – Daily Mail

A stuntman died yesterday during a world record attempt as he tried to cross a river on a zip-wire attached only to his hair.

Sailendra Nath Roy, 50, was half way through the stunt when his ponytail became stuck in the wheeler of the rope and he was left hanging in mid-air for about 25 minutes.

Despite desperate attempts to free himself, it is believed Mr Roy then suffered a major cardiac arrest and died.

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Mr Roy, a West Bengal Police home guard, already held the Guinness world record for the farthest distance travelled on a zip wire using his hair.

About 1,000 people turned out to see him try and break the record over the Teesta River in Darjeeling, which is almost 10,000ft above sea level, when the freak accident happened.

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Mr Roy attempted to free himself after his ponytail became caught in the wheeler and then tried to continue the crossing using only his hands.

However, local media said he then suffered a massive cardiac arrest.

Rescuers brought him down from the Coronation Bridge about 45 minutes later.

He was taken to a nearby hospital but was declared dead on arrival.

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Onlookers said spectators had initially failed to realise Mr Roy was in trouble because of the cheers coming from the crowd.

The stuntman had held several Guinness world records for pulling vehicles with his hair.

He attracted global attention last year when he dragged a 42-tonne train for 2.5metres.

In 2011, he travelled 270ft on a zip wire, which he was attached to by his hair.

Siliguri police commissioner K. Jairaman said Roy had not acquired the necessary permission for the stunt, adding that Roy was not on duty at the time of his death.

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Dumbass Calls 911 To Complain That She Spent Too Much Money On Illegal Drugs

Woman Jailed After Calling 911 To Get Drug Money Back After Realizing That She Spent Too Much – Weekly Vice

Katrina Tisdale, a 47-year-old Florida woman, was jailed after she allegedly called 911 to get her drug money back after she realized that she had spent too much on marijuana and cocaine.

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According to St. Petersburg Police, Tisdale called 911 to complain that she had spent too much money on marijuana and cocaine and needed an officer’s help to get her money returned.

Investigators say Tisdale receives government disability benefits and the $50 she spent on drugs left her short on other items she needed to purchase.

She was booked into the Pinellas County Jail and charged with misuse of 911.

According to court records, Tisdale has been jailed almost a dozen times for cocaine possession over the past 7 years.

In 2011, she was arrested on similar charges when she lost $40 during a cocaine purchase. She was then charged with false report of a crime after she threatened to claim that she had been raped if officers didn’t get her money back for her.

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Williams-Sonoma Pulls Pressure Cookers Off Shelves In Cranston

Williams-Sonoma Pulls Pressure Cookers Off Shelves In Cranston – Cranston Patch

If you’re in the market for a new pressure cooker to whip up some stew or pulled pork, don’t head to the Cranston Williams-Sonoma for the time being.

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Williams-Sonoma, the specialty retailer of home furnishings and gourmet cookware with more than 250 stores in the United States, has pulled pressure cookers from their shelves following the Boston Marathon bombing.

It was first reported that Williams-Sonoma pulled pressure cookers from shelves in stores in Massachusetts, but a call to the Cranston location in Garden City Center shows the company has issued a larger company directive.

Cranston store manager Kyle, who asked his last name not to be used, said pressure cookers were taken off the shelves via a company directive because it didn’t seem appropriate to sell them in the wake of the marathon bombings. Brothers Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev allegedly used pressure cookers to make the bombs used in the attacks in downtown Boston.

The temporary measure will probably not last for too much longer, Kyle said. Pressure cookers will still be available on the Williams-Sonoma website.

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Naked Felon Arrested After Crawling Through Female Neighbor’s Doggie Door, Demanding Sex

Naked Man Crawls Through Dog Door, Seeks Sex – Press-Enterprise

A Perris man is behind bars after authorities say he crawled naked through a dog door into a neighbor’s house and demanded sex with the woman who lives there.

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Philip John Garcia, 41, has pleaded not guilty to burglary, indecent exposure and being a felon in possession of a firearm. His bail is set at $130,000 because he has a prior conviction for robbery, Riverside County court records show.

According to sheriff’s officials, the woman’s husband had left for work and she was getting ready for bed about 9:30 p.m. April 10 at her home near A Street and Alpine Drive when she heard a knock on her bedroom door. The woman, who had her three large dogs with her, opened the door to find a man she recognized as her neighbor standing there completely naked. Garcia, who might have been intoxicated, basically announced that he was there to have sex with her, said Sgt. Glenn Williams.

The woman, whom Williams described as middle-aged, yelled at Garcia to get out and told him she was calling the police, he said.

Garcia left but deputies later found him at his home. Peering through his window, they saw him lying in his bed, still naked, Williams said. They ordered him to put on some clothes and come out of the house. He complied.

Deputies found a .22 caliber rifle under the bed, Williams said.

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Naked Dumbass Attacks, Tasers Orlando Police Officers

Naked Man Attacks, Tasers Orlando Police Officers – News 13

A man is under arrest after police say he posted threats against police on his Facebook account and then attacked officers while naked when they went to his home to check on him.

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According to an arrest report, officers went to 42-year-old Joshua Patrick Hilt’s Phillips Street home to check on him after he posted threats on his Facebook page that he was going to kill cops and himself.

Officers had gone to home earlier in the evening to check on Hill and at the time, they said Hill did not meet the criteria for a Baker Act, which under Florida law allows for involuntary mental health examination of an individual.

Two officers then returned to Hilt’s home around 11:30 p.m. to check on him and as they were speaking with him, he got upset, started yelling and took off his clothes.

The arrest report says that one of the officers told Hilt he was under arrest and when the officer went to subdue him, Hilt grabbed the officer who in turn tackled Hilt to the ground.

While on the ground, Hilt and the officer punched each other and the officer deployed his Taser striking Hilt, police say. Investigators say Hilt then grabbed the Taser and used it on the officer. Another officer then got the Taser away from Hilt but was tased in the process.

Police then say that officer used pepper spray on Hilt to no avail and the officer used his baton, striking Hilt in his arms and legs.

Other officers arrived and were finally able to subdue Hilt and put him in handcuffs.

A total of four Orlando police officers were injured.

Two officers were treated at the scene by Orange County Fire Rescue. Two other officers were taken to Florida Hospital South for injuries. One officer was treated for head and arm injuries and the other was treated for an arm injury.

Hilt was also taken to Florida Hospital South where he was treated for minor injuries before being taken to the Orange County Jail.

Hilt has been charged with five counts of aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, three counts of depriving an officer’s means of protection/communication, five counts of resisting officer-interference with a law enforcement officer with violence, exposure of sexual organs, and indecent exposure.

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Likely Obama Supporter Stripped Naked And Danced In The Street After Car Crash

Driver Stripped Naked And Danced In The Street After Crash, Official Say – Sun-Sentinel

Live, love, hurt, dance… naked after ramming your wheels into a wall.

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Several law enforcement officers, sickened by an apparent chemical exposure after arriving to the scene of single-vehicle crash, found the driver, Felix Lockett, dancing naked in the street, according to Orange County Fire Rescue, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

The 34-year-old driver reportedly was taken to a hospital with injuries described as “serious.”

A Hazmat team later found a bottle containing a chemical, believed to be formaldehyde inside the car and suspect Lockett may have been combining the chemical with pot or other drugs, according to authorities.

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Stripper Steals Steaks From Grocery Store, Then Walks Around Outside Naked From The Waist Down

Elizabeth Hoen Lost Her Pants And Did The Shoplifter’s Dance – Weekly Vice

Elizabeth Hoen, an 18-year-old Wisconsin woman, was jailed Friday after she allegedly stole three steaks from a local grocery store, then stood half-naked in front of nearby catering company.

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According to police, officers were dispatched to 131 W. Thomas in Wausau after witnesses called to report a woman who was naked from the waist down standing near the location.

When officers arrived on the scene, Hoen had already put her pants back on, but fled when she saw officers approaching. A male companion that was standing with Hoen also fled the scene.

Officers, who chased Hoen down, found three steaks in her purse that had been stolen from a nearby grocery store. The male companion that she was with was not captured and hasn’t been identified.

Police determined that the steaks had been stolen when the store’s manager reported that no steaks had been sold that day. Video surveillance later confirmed that Hoen and the male companion had been inside the store’s meat department earlier in the day.

Hoen, who works as a exotic dancer according to her Facebook page, was booked into jail and charged with shoplifting and resisting arrest. She has been arrested twice in the past 3 months on similar charges.

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Golfer Sergio Garcia Climbs Tree, Shoots Amazing, One-Handed, Backwards Shot Onto Fairway (Video)

Nice Tree off! Golfer Sergio Garcia Climbs Tree To Hit Amazing One-Handed Shot – Daily Mail

It was the shot heard ’round the golf course.

PGA bad boy Sergio Garcia found himself branching out – literally – on the tenth hole of the Bay Hill golf course when his ball landed in a tree.

Instead of taking a drop, Garcia made like so many little kids during recess and climbed up the tree to take his shot, which had to be one-handed and backwards.

Careful up there: Sergio Garcia wowed the crowd at Bay Hill when he climbed a tree to take his second shot on the tenth hole which landed in a tree

Urban jungle gym: Garcia climbed up the tree with a shocking amount of agility

They don’t teach this at most golf lessons: Garcia takes the improbable one-handed, backwards shot

Garcia looked calm as could be as he carefully climbed up the tree and miraculously the golf ball didn’t budge.

The golfer took a number of positions, determining the best angle to try and hit the ball back onto the course.

He finally settled on one stance that required a one-handed grip of his club.

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After the ball landed back into the fairway the crowd roared and the commentators were stunned.

‘I think he even took some of the bark off.’

William McGirt, who Garcia was playing with, was equally flabbergasted. ‘He’s hugging the tree. And the ball comes flying out. ‘Are you kidding me?”

The show continued as Garcia actually jumped down from the tree much to the shock of nearly everyone watching

Who says golf is boring? It took Garcia a couple of positions to find the right one to make the incredible shot.

Play for the final round of the Arnold Palmer Invitational was suspended Sunday afternoon after heavy rain and strong winds

Playing on the fourth day of the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Florida, Garcia didn’t exactly salvage the round since he wound up with a double bogey, but he certainly wowed the spectators and the media.

Social media immediately lit up after Garcia’s incredible play with many marveling how he could even get the shot off.

Though Garcia looked remarkably agile and fit during the play, he did have to withdraw from the tournament just a few rounds later.

Not bad for a double bogey: many took to Twitter to marvel at Garcia’s miraculous one-handed, up-a-tree shot

In spite of the turbulent weather, the golf ball didn’t budge from its position in the tree

The defending champion, Tiger Woods, currently enjoys a three-shot lead going into resumed play Monday morning

According to ESPN, the nifty moves resulted in injuries to both his shoulder and Achilles tendon.

‘I wanted to continue and finish the round and the tournament, in spite of it not being the best of days. But the discomfort would have been more, and I decided not to continue to avoid hurting me more.’

Due to rain and gusty winds play at the Invitational was suspended Sunday afternoon and will resume Monday morning.

The reigning winner of the tournament, Tiger Woods, leads the entire clubhouse at twelve under par.

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New Jersey: Democrat Assemblyman’s Bondage Emails Leaked To Press

Bummer. Popular NJ Democrat’s Bondage Emails Leaked To Press – Gateway Pundit

File under: Horny Democrats behaving badly.

Assemblyman Joe Cryan – Working hard for New Jersey

Who knew? A top New Jersey Democrat who’s being touted for higher office is a big fan of bondage.

The New York Post reported:

A powerful New Jersey Democrat who’s being touted as the party’s next state chairman has an insatiable lust for bondage, oral sex and spanking, secret e-mails obtained by The Post reveal.

Assemblyman Joe Cryan, of Union, graphically spelled out his kinky proclivities in more than 150 e-mails that he sent to a lobbyist – and then fought to keep them hidden after he stunned the state political world by having her busted for stalking in 2006.

After her arrest, Karen Golding said that they were intimately involved – and that she had the e-mails to prove it. Cryan has denied the relationship.

Cryan urged prosecutors for years to keep the courts from releasing the e-mails’ sexually charged content, while Golding pushed to get them out, first referring to them in court papers in 2009.

With the case still playing out in court, the secret correspondence – racy enough to make any “Fifty Shades of Grey’’ fan blush – landed on the driveway of a Post reporter.

“What do you want to be spanked with?” the lascivious lawmaker asked Golding in an inappropriate workday exchange that spanned 14 hours on June 28, 2004.

“What will you wear to beg for it?”

“Available for a bj this morning?” Cryan lustfully queried. “I’m really hard and horny.”

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Asshat Orchestrates Fake Knife Attack In Order To Impress Woman With His “Heroics”

JPD: Attack “Victim” Was Trying To Impress Date – KAIT

Jonesboro police say a man thought a staged attack would improve his chances with a woman he wanted to date.

Instead, he said things “got out of hand very fast.”

On Saturday night several officers, including a K9 unit, spent two hours combing the woods around the Crowley’s Ridge Nature Center on Lawson Road.

Earlier 26-year-old Jeffery Tyler Siegel and a woman claimed they had been attacked while walking back from the lookout pavilion.

The couple told police a man wearing all black and wielding a large knife came out of the woods and told Siegel, “You can go; but, your girlfriend stays.”

The woman reportedly ran away and called police. But Siegel stayed and fought the attacker. Or so he told police.

Siegel claimed the man “slashed” him twice on the chest and the wrist before he grabbed him and kneed him in the stomach.

At that point, he said the man turned and ran away.

After two hours of searching the surrounding area, including closing the only exit to Craighead Forest Park, police were unable to find the “attacker” and the search was called off.

On Monday, Detective Mike Branscum interviewed Siegel’s date. She said she felt that something was “not right” that night and that “Tyler was texting just before the assault,” according to the police report.

Branscum then called Siegel and asked him to come in for an interview. But, Siegel was “reluctant” and asked several times why Branscum needed to speak to him, according to the report.

Eventually Siegel agreed to meet with the detective. According to the report, he initially told the same story. But the detective said he could “tell from his body language” that Siegel, who was also “very nervous,” was withholding something.

Siegel began to “shut down” and became “verbally unresponsive,” Branscum reported.

After several minutes, Branscum said he would not file charges if Siegel would just tell the truth.

According to the report, “At that point he finally confessed that he lied about the incident.”

Siegel told the officer he “really liked” the woman and “felt that if he did something like this it would help him with his chances with her.”

Siegel said he contacted a friend a couple days before Saturday and staged a fake attack, according to the report.

After the woman ran away, Siegel told Branscum he scraped himself to “make it look like he was cut by the attacker’s knife.”

According to the report, Siegel said “he did not ever intend on it going this far and that he did not plan on the police being notified. He said it just really got out of hand very fast.”

Siegel was not charged and the case is considered closed.

As for the woman, when contacted by Region 8 News she said the attack seemed “very real.”

She also said that what Siegel had done “was not very heroic.”

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