Saudi Arabia ‘Warned The United States In Writing About Boston Bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev In 2012′

Saudi Arabia ‘Warned The United States In Writing About Boston Bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev In 2012′ – Daily Mail

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia sent a written warning about accused Boston Marathon bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security in 2012, long before pressure-cooker blasts killed three and injured hundreds, according to a senior Saudi government official with direct knowledge of the document.

The Saudi warning, the official told MailOnline, was separate from the multiple red flags raised by Russian intelligence in 2011, and was based on human intelligence developed independently in Yemen.

Citing security concerns, the Saudi government also denied an entry visa to the elder Tsarnaev brother in December 2011, when he hoped to make a pilgrimage to Mecca, the source said. Tsarnaev’s plans to visit Saudi Arabia have not been previously disclosed.

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Was it preventable? A senior Saudi official says his country warned the U.S. about Tamerlane Tsarnaev in 2012, advising the federal government that he planned an attack on a major U.S. city

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Did she know? Janet Napolitano (R) sits atop the Department of Homeland Security, the agency that allegedly received a detailed letter from the Saudi kingdom about Tsarnaev (L) and three Pakistani jihadis

The Saudis’ warning to the U.S. government was also shared with the British government. ‘It was very specific’ and warned that ‘something was going to happen in a major U.S. city,’ the Saudi official said during an extensive interview.

It ‘did name Tamerlan specifically,’ he added. The ‘government-to-government’ letter, which he said was sent to the Department of Homeland Security at the highest level, did not name Boston or suggest a date for his planned attack.

If true, the account will produce added pressure on the Homeland Security department and the White House to explain their collective inaction after similar warnings were offered about Tsarnaev by the Russian government.

A DHS official denied, however, that the agency received any such warning from Saudi intelligence about Tamerlan Tsarnaev.

‘DHS has no knowledge of any communication from the Saudi government regarding information on the suspects in the Boston Marathon Bombing prior to the attack,’ MailOnline learned from one Homeland Security official who declined to be named in this report.

The White House took a similar view. ‘We and other relevant U.S. government agencies have no record of such a letter being received,’ said Caitlin Hayden, a spokesperson for the president’s National Security Council.

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As many as 4 million Muslims make pilgrimages annually to the Grand mosque in the city of Mecca. Tsarnaev sought to join them for an ‘Umrah’ journey, a trip that happens outside of the month reserved for the annual Hajj

The letter likely came to DHS via the Saudi Ministry of Interior, the agency tasked with protecting the Saudi kingdom’s homeland.

A Homeland Security official confirmed Tuesday evening on the condition of anonymity that the 2012 letter exists, saying he had heard of the Saudi communication before MailOnline inquired about it.

An aide to a Republican member of the House Homeland Security Committee speculated Tuesday about why the Obama administration contradicted the knowledgeable Saudi official.

‘It is possible the Department of Homeland Security received the information from the Saudi government but never passed it on to the White House,’ the GOP staffer said. ‘Communication between DHS and the White House’s national security apparatus isn’t always what it should be.’

‘I can easily see it happening where one hand didn’t know what the other was doing because of a turf war.’

‘Just like the different agencies in the Boston JTTF [Joint Terrorism Task Force] want credit for breaking the Tsarnaev case,’ the aide added, ‘they sometimes jealously guard the very intel they should be sharing the most freely. Sometimes it makes no sense at all.’

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Obama said Tuesday that an inter-agency review would leave no stone unturned in an effort to learn whether government agencies could have done more to prevent the Boston bombings

House Homeland Security Committee chairman Mike McCaul plans to announce on Wednesday an investigative hearing to probe what U.S. intelligence knew prior to the Boston attacks, two senior Republican sources told MailOnline.

Separately, President Obama announced Tuesday that the U.S. government will launch a wide-ranging inquiry into the sharing of information among the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Department of Homeland Security and other intelligence and law-enforcement agencies of the federal government.

‘We want to leave no stone unturned,’ the president said in a rare White House press conference.

The internal review will be led by Director of National Intelligence James Clapper and several inspectors general.

‘This is not an investigation,’ Clapper’s spokesman Shawn Turner said in a prepared statement. ‘This is an independent review of information-sharing procedures. It is limited to the handling of information related to the suspects prior to the attack.’

It is not yet clear whether information from Saudi Arabia will be involved in Clapper’s inter-agency review.

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Eight-year-old Martin Richard was among the three people killed in the explosions at the finish line of the Boston Marathon on April 15

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Chaos: The bombing left thousands running for their lives and sent more than 200 to hospitals, including some whose limbs were torn off their bodies by the force of the blasts

Utah Republican Rep. Jason Chaffetz appeared on CNN Tuesday afternoon, upbraiding the Obama administration for presuming that the federal government’s handling of intelligence prior to the Boston bombings was appropriate and effective.

‘As soon as the bombing happened we had officials, locally and from the feds, saying, “Oh, this was an isolated case, there was just one person involved.” We didn’t know that,’ Chaffetz said.

The ‘starting point’ for a federal investigation, he said, must be, ‘This is unacceptable, we will not stand for it, we will get to the bottom of it, and we will not rest until we figure it out.’

‘Mr. President,’ he said, addressing Obama, ‘the starting point should be an intolerance that this thing happened.’

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GOP momentum? House Homeland Security Committee chair Mike McCaul (L) plans to convene a hearing to investigate the government’s failure to prevent the Boston bombings. Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R), who serves on that committee, said on CNN that an inquiry should not presume all is well

The high-ranking Saudi official whom MailOnlne interviewed at length provided a wealth of detail about the warning he says his government sent to the United States. He spoke on condition of anonymity because he is not authorized to talk publicly about foreign intelligence, or about Saudi Arabia’s diplomatic relationship with the United States.

He suggested that the Saudi Ministry of Interior sent the letter out of an abundance of caution in order to be helpful to the United States, even though its intelligence on Tsarnaev wasn’t yet fully developed.

‘With Saudi Arabia it’s always code red,’ he said. ‘There’s no code orange, or code yellow. Always red.’

The Saudi government, he added, alerted the U.S. in part because it believed American authorities should be inspecting packages that came to Tsarnaev in the mail in order to search for bomb-making components.

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Saudi Interior Minister Prince Mohammed bin Nayef bin Abdulaziz (L) met with President Obama in January. His counterpart in the Saudi foreign ministry, Prince Saud bin al-Faisal (R), had an unscheduled meeting with Obama in the Oval Office just two days after the Boston bombings

The written warning also allegedly named three Pakistanis who may be of interest to British authorities. The official declined to provide more details about the warning to the UK, but said the two governments received the same information.

The Ministry of Interior, he said, sent the letters in 2012, likely after Tsarnaev returned from Russia to the United States in July.

President Barack Obama’s published schedule indicates that he met in the Oval Office with Prince Mohammed bin Naif bin Abdulaziz, the Saudi Interior minister, on January 14, 2013.

The Saudis denied Tsarnaev entry to the kingdom when he sought to travel to Mecca in December 2011 for a pilgrimage known as an Umrah – one that is undertaken during months that don’t fall within the regular Hajj period of the year.

That rejected application came one month before he traveled to Russia, where U.S. intelligence sources believe he acquired training enabling him to construct and detonate the bombs that he and his younger brother placed hear the Boston Marathon’s finish line.

The younger brother, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, is in federal custody at a prison medical facility.

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Celebration turned to mourning on April 15 after Tamerlan Tsarnaev and his younger brother Dzhokhar allegedly detonated two powerful bombs near the finish line of the Boston Marathon, killing 3 and injuring more than 200

The Saudi official speculated that Tsarnaev’s residence in the United States might have made it more difficult for him to gain entry into the kingdom.

‘U.S.-based Muslims who become radicalized and want to visit Mecca create an unusual problem,’ he said, compelling the Saudi government ‘to carefully examine applications.’

In the wake of the April 15 Boston Marathon bombings, Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Saud al-Faisal met with Secretary of State John Kerry on April 16, and then had an unscheduled meeting with President Obama on April 17.

‘This is the DNA of the Saudi government,’ said the Saudi official, referring to officials in the royal court in Riyadh. ‘This is how they work. They sent the letter, but that wasn’t enough. They then sent the top guy to meet personally with the president.’

He dismissed the idea that Tamerlan Tsarnaev was likely trained by al Qaeda while he was outside the United States last year.

The Saudis’ Yemen-based sources, he explained, said militants referred to Tamerlan dismissively as ‘the volunteer.’

‘He was a gung-ho, self motivated jihadi who wasn’t tasked by a larger group,’ he said.

‘There is no reason for anyone in Afghanistan to have in his thinking a scenario like this,’ the official added, referring to pressure-cooker bombs at the Boston Marathon. ‘He took the initiative. That’s why they call him “the volunteer.”‘

‘The Boston thing is beneath them,’ he said of al Qaeda. ‘They don’t think like this. This is like a firecracker to them. They want something big.’

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Richard Reid (L) was apprehended after a failed attempt to blow up an airliner with bombs concealed in his shoes. The Saudi government provided specific intelligence about Reid to the U.S., and now it has been revealed that they wrote to the American government about Tamerlan Tsarnaev (R) in 2012

Tamerlan may have boasted about his plans online, the Saudi official said, offering an explanation for how Yemen-based sources first learned of him. Islamist militants have well-developed social networks that can enable news to migrate quickly across vast distances.

The Saudi government sometimes tracks such radicals by launching fake jihadi websites to attract extremists. The Ministry of Interior then tracks them electronically, often across the world, and shares information with governments it considers friendly, including the United States.

‘The Saudi Arabian government is doing everything it can to wipe out these people and treat America as a true friend,’ the official said.

The Saudi intelligence services have a long history of providing credible information to America and Great Britain about looming threats.

‘This is the fourth time the Saudi Arabian government has given the U.S. specific intel’ about a possible terror plot, the official said, citing prior warnings about Richard Reid, the so-called shoe bomber who repeatedly tried to light a fuse in his shoe to bring down American Airlines flight 63 bound for Miami in December 2001.

He also cited the 300-gram ‘ink-cartridge bombs’ planted on two cargo planes headed for the United States from Yemen in October 2010. Those explosives were intercepted in Dubai, and at an East Midlands airport in Great Britain.

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The terror: A Boston firefighter carried an injured girl away from the scene after the Boston Marathon bombings. In all, Tsarnaev is believed to have killed three Americans, including an eight-year-old boy

Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s namesake was a 15-century Central Asian warlord who referred to himself as ‘the sword of Islam.’ Sometimes spelled ‘Tamerlane’ in English, he was known for his cruelty.

When he conquered Baghdad, he reportedly made a pyramid of human skulls from unfortunate residents of that city.

Although still revered in Chechnya and throughout Central Asia, the original Tamerlane is sometimes vilified in modern-day Saudi textbooks.

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Disability Trust Fund Ran Record $31.2B Deficit In 2012; In Deficit Every Year Under Obama

Disability Trust Fund Ran Record $31.2B Deficit In 2012; In Deficit Every Year Under Obama – CNS

The federal Disability Insurance Trust Fund, which takes in money via a federal payroll tax and pays it out in disability benefits, ran a record $31.2 billion deficit in calendar year 2012, according to the Social Security Administration.

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That means the trust fund has run a deficit in each of the first four years of the Obama presidency.

For fifteen straight years before Obama took office – from 1994 through 2008 – the Disability Insurance Trust Fund ran a surplus. In 2007, for example, it ran an $11 billion surplus and in 2008 it ran an $889-million surplus.

In 2009, however, the Disability Insurance Trust Fund dipped into the red and has not returned to the black since then. In fact, each year since then the annual deficit has increased.

In 2009, the disability trust fund ran a $12.2 billion deficit; in 2010, it ran a $23.6 billion deficit; in 2011, it ran a $26.1 billion deficit; and in 2012, it ran a $31.2 billion deficit.

These deficits in the Disability Insurance Trust Fund have coincided with a massive run-up in the number of American workers taking federal disability payments.

In January 2009, when President Barack Obama was inaugurated, 7,442,377 workers took disability payments, according to data published by the Social Security Administration. In March 2013, 8,853,614 took disability payments. The 1,411,337 additional workers taking federal disability payments since Obama took office represents an increase of about 19 percent in the number of Americans claiming a disability.

Employed workers pay a 0.9 percent payroll tax for federal disability insurance and their employers pay an additional 0.9 percent. Self-employed workers pay the entire 1.8 percent themselves.

The aggregated revenue from the disability payroll tax is counted by the government as the Disability Insurance Trust Fund. When the value of the disability benefits paid by the government exceeds the value of the disability tax revenue received by the government, the trust fund runs a deficit.

The U.S. Treasury needs to borrow money–and increase the federal debt – to fund disability payments that exceed disability payroll taxes. As of the close of business on Tuesday, the federal debt equaled $16,804,876,955,116.78 – or about $146,090 for each of the 115,031,000 households the Census Bureau now estimates there are in the United States.

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Obamanomics: U.S. Economy Grew By Dismal 0.4% In Fourth Quarter Of 2012

Worst. President. Ever… Economy Grew By Dismal 0.4% In Fourth Quarter Of 2012 – Gateway Pundit

The Obama disaster continues…

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Democrats must be very proud.

The Obama economy grew by a pathetic 0.4% in the final quarter of 2012.

The AP reported:

The U.S. economy grew at a slightly faster but still anemic rate at the end of last year. However, there is hope that growth accelerated in early 2013 despite higher taxes and cuts in government spending.

The economy grew at an annual rate of 0.4 percent in the October-December quarter, the Commerce Department said Thursday. That was slightly better than the previous estimate of 0.1 percent growth. The revision reflected stronger business investment and export sales.

Analysts think the economy is growing at a rate of around 2.5 percent in the current January-March quarter, which ends this week.

Steady hiring has kept consumers spending this year. And a rebound in company stockpiling, further gains in housing and more business spending also likely drove faster growth in the first quarter.

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Government Doled Out $10.3 Billion In Improper Unemployment Payments In 2012

Government Doled Out $10.3 Billion In Improper Unemployment Payments In 2012 – CNS

The Federal-State Unemployment Insurance program paid out $10.3 billion in benefits in 2012 to people who should not have received the money, according to the Department of Labor (DOL).

The data provided on the government website, paymentaccuracy.gov, shows those payments amount to 11.42 percent of all the unemployment insurance checks handed out – an increase from 11.36 percent in 2011 and in excess of the government’s “target” for overpayments of 9.66 percent.

The DOL states that most of the data reported on its paymentaccuracy website was for the federal government’s fiscal year, which runs from Sept. 30 to Oct. 1, but that some data may have come from calendar year tabulations, which is why the department “used the term fiscal reporting year to best describe the time period in which the most current information was reported.”

The data also show that improper unemployment insurance payments increased steadily between 2009 and 2012, from 10.3 percent to 12 percent, respectively.

That percentage dropped 0.6 percent between 2011 (12 percent) and 2012 (11.4 percent), according to the DOL, which consequently forecasts that improper payments will fall below 10 percent in 2013 and 2014.

As reported by CNSNews.com, statistics released by DOL show that of the $10.3 billion in improper payments, the states improperly paid more than $5 billion for the period July 1, 2011 to June 30, 2012. (See DOL spread sheet on states payments.xls)

The “program contents” portion of the website states that 70 percent of the $10.3 billion that was paid out in 2012 was done so through one of three scenarios: “individuals did not meet their active work search requirements, continued to claim UI benefits after they had returned to work, or were ineligible for benefits because they voluntarily quit their jobs or were discharged for misconduct.”

An estimated 2.85 percent of state and federal improper unemployment payments were the result of fraud, according to the DOL.

The government website states that unemployment “helps cushion the impact of economic downturns and brings economic stability to communities, states, and the nation by providing temporary income support for laid off workers.”

The website also promotes the government’s efforts to end this trend.

“The reduction of improper payments in the UI program is a top priority of the Department of Labor,” the website states.

And the government is spending more money to that end.

“In fiscal year 2012 the Department awarded $169.9 million in supplemental funding to 33 states for the prevention, detection, and recovery of improper UI benefit payments; improve state performance; address outdated Information Technology (IT) system infrastructures necessary to improve UI program integrity; and enable states to expand or implement Reemployment and Eligibility Assessment (REA) programs,” the website states.

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More Murders In Chicago In 2012 Than Allied Losses In Afghanistan

It’s A War Zone! More Murders In Chicago In 2012 Than Allied Losses In Afghanistan – Gateway Pundit

There were 405 Coalition deaths in Afghanistan in 2012. 310 of the 405 deaths were Americans.

Meanwhile in Chicago…

There were 532 homicides in 2012.

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel 72% of U.S. Casualties in Afghan War Under Obama’s Watchx, in part, to the broader problem of illegal guns.

A police officer leaves Noah Foods December 28, 2012 in Chicago, Ill. Nathaniel Jackson, believed to be the 500th murder victim of the year in Chicago, was shot in the head and killed outside the store on December 27. (NY Daily News)

More… 72% of U.S. Casualties in Afghan War Under Obama’s Watch

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Fracking Amazing: U.S. Carbon Emissions In 2012 Will Be Lower Than In 2007 Due To Fracking (Video)

Fracking Amazing: U.S. Carbon Emissions In 2012 Will Be Lower Than In 2007 Due To Fracking – Reason

Instapundit points to this bit of happy news culled from John Hanger, a Democrat who is running for governonr of Pennsylvania, where has been secretary of the state department of the environment and a commissioner of the public utility commission:

U.S. energy related carbon emissions in 2012 will fall below 5,300 million tons or down about 12%, compared to the peak emissions of 6,023 million tons in 2007. Through this September, carbon emissions have been down every month in 2012, when compared to each of the first 9 months of 2011 and 2010. No other country matches that record. http://www.eia.gov/totalenergy/data/monthly/pdf/sec12_3.pdf.

U.S. GDP has grown every quarter since July 1, 2009, and today our economy is bigger than it was in 2007, the peak carbon emission year. Yet, even with an economy in 2012 that is bigger than in 2007, our carbon emissions will be 12% lower than they were in 2007…

Only the USA has had a shale gas boom and only the USA has cut substantially its carbon emissions since 2006… the shale gas boom substantially decreased US carbon emissions. Moreover, US electricity prices in 2012 have barely increased and natural gas prices have plummeted.

Hanger further notes that the U.S. is at around 1995 levels for energy-related carbon emissions. And note that lower emissions aren’t simply an artifact of the rotten economy (which however bad it is is larger than in 2007).

The shale gas boom is a product of fracking, a technology which has not only been around for decades but has apparently been found to be safe in a controversial and not-officially-released analysis prepared for New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo. Cuomo has been sitting on the report while deciding whether to allow expansive fracking in the Empire State.

Back in 2011 – long before Matt Damon’s anti-fracking movie Promised Land was even a glimmer in the bank account of eventual funders in the oil-rich UAE – Reason’s Science Correspondent Ronald Bailey explained fracking (including how much greens used to love it until its success and safety record starting imperiling interest in subsidizing solar and wind tech).

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The 20 Most Annoying Liberals Of 2012 (John Hawkins)

The 20 Most Annoying Liberals Of 2012 – John Hawkins

Honorable Mentions: Bill Ayers, Bob Beckel, Joy Behar, Eric Boehlert, Margaret Cho, Candy Crowley, Code Pink, Lena Dunham, Dianne Feinstein, Ruth Bader-Ginsburg, Kathy Griffin, Eric Holder, Jesse Jackson, Ezra Klein, Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher, Bill Press, Ed Schultz, Al Sharpton, Jon Stewart, and Jeremiah Wright.

20) Chris Hayes: He’s a smarmy, politically correct beta male who would probably be irritating even if he wasn’t talking about politics. If you had to pick the MSNBC host most likely to hold Rachel Maddow’s purse while she shops, it would be Hayes.

Defining quote: “(It’s) very difficult to talk about the war dead and the fallen without invoking valor, without invoking the words ‘heroes.’ I feel… uncomfortable about the word hero because it seems to me that it is so rhetorically proximate to justifications for more war.” – Chris Hayes

19) Mike Malloy: He’s one of the biggest liberal radio hosts, which is kind of like being one of the world’s fastest Sumo wrestlers. That begs the question: If Malloy says something insane and no one hears it, should we care?

Defining quote: “These teabag bastards, who by the way, I just wish they would all go away, or like in Passover, I just wish there was an angel of the Lord that would pass over, instead of killing the first born in all the households of Egypt, just wipe out all the teabaggers. Just, you know, the terrible swift sword, just (Malloy emulates sound of sword cutting repeatedly through the air) lop their heads off.” – Mike Malloy

18) Meghan McCain: The GOP and Meghan McCain have the same sort of great love we’ve seen between Chris Brown and Rihanna. Who’d have ever thought that the Republican Party’s pale imitation of Paris Hilton would still hate us after all this time besides – well, everybody?

Defining Quote: “…I’ve spent most of my adult life fighting for change from inside the Republican Party… If I don’t see some changes in the next four years, I’m going to consider registering as an Independent in 2016.” – Megan McCain

17) Joe Biden: Crazy Uncle Joe showed his nasty side this year in his weird, ugly debate performance against Paul Ryan. He also accused Republicans of wanting to bring back slavery, perhaps because, Joe being Joe, he doesn’t know that the GOP has always been against slavery while he’s a member of the party that went to war to keep it in place.

Defining quote: “They want to put y’all back in chains!” – Joe Biden

16) Melissa Harris-Perry: She’s a fine example of how far someone with no common sense, no appreciable talent and nothing of interest to say can rise on the Left as long as she’s willing to obsess over race. Thanks for making her famous enough to be on this list, MSNBC!

Defining Quote: “The land on which they [the Founders] formed this Union was stolen. The hands with which they built this nation were enslaved. The women who birthed the citizens of the nation are second class… This is the imperfect fabric of our nation, at times we’ve torn and stained it, and at other moments, we mend and repair it. But it’s ours, all of it. The imperialism, the genocide, the slavery, also the liberation and the hope and the deeply American belief that our best days still lie ahead of us.” – Melissa Harris-Perry

15) Piers Morgan: Yes, there’s nothing that Americans love more than snobby Brits coming over to our country to tell us Yanks how we’re not living up to the high standard of “Soccer Hooligan Land”. Maybe that’s part of the reason more than 102,000 Americans have signed a petition asking that Piers Morgan be deported (If only!).

Defining quote: “President Bush used to talk about the jobs Americans can’t do, why do we need to bring in some snooty foreigner with some annoying accent to just go on and tell Americans everything. Can’t Americans point out what’s wrong with their country on their own? Has it come to this – that we’ve got to import a special worker class to tell you Americans everything that sucks about America? That’s now a job for foreigners?” – Mark Steyn

14) Touré: You could replace Touré with a tape recorder that says “That’s racist” over and over and no one would notice the difference. If he was really as brilliant, sophisticated and nuanced as he obviously thinks he is, then his entire career probably wouldn’t be based on calling things “racist” on television.

Defining Quote: “That really bothered me. You notice (Romney) said anger twice. He’s really trying to use racial coding and access some really deep stereotypes about the angry black man. This is part of the playbook against Obama, the ‘otherization,’ he’s not like us. I know it’s a heavy thing, I don’t say it lightly, but this is ‘niggerization.’” – Touré

Defining tweet

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@Toure
@johnhawkinsrwn With friends like you Mitt Romney’s enemies can’t do him any more harm.

John Hawkins
@johnhawkinsrwn
@Toure I don’t know if anybody has ever said this to you before you race hustler, but if not let me be the first: You can kiss my white ass

13) Elizabeth Warren: The state of Massachusetts continued its great tradition of electing the most amoral radical left-wing hack it can find by choosing Elizabeth Warren, a woman who built her academic career around being a fake Indian. On the other hand, Elizabeth Warren is the first fake Indian ever elected to the Senate; so she deserves a little credit for that.

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12) Paul Krugman: At a time when there are Western European nations sliding into default and America is following in their footsteps, Krugman is the most prominent voice on the Left calling for a massive increase in spending. One day, when the country finally does go belly-up, Krugman will probably move to Belgium where he’ll declare that we went broke because our deficits weren’t big enough.

Defining quote: Paul Krugman: “If we discovered that space aliens were planning to attack and we needed a massive build-up to counter the space alien threat and inflation and budget deficits took a secondary place to that, this slump would be over in eighteen months. And then if we discovered, woops we made a mistake, there aren’t actually space aliens, we’d be a better…”

Kenneth Rogoff: “So, we need Orsen Wells is what you’re saying…”

Paul Krugman: “No, there was a Twilight Zone episode like this in which scientists fake an alien threat in order to achieve world peace. This time we don’t need that we need it in order to get some fiscal stimulus.”

11) Harry Belafonte: Belafonte is a scary dude who’d probably be putting people in camps if he were actually in charge of anything. It’s bizarre because he used to be this guy who sang happy little pop songs and now he talks like an aspiring Pol Pot.

Defining quote #1: “(Obama needs to) Work like a 3rd world dictator & just put all these guys in jail.” – Harry Belafonte on Republicans

10) The Non-Fox Media: The Mainstream Media has always been liberal, but under Barack Obama we’ve reached the point where it’s hard to tell where media ends and the Democrat campaign machine begins. You could replace most reporters at papers like the Washington Post and New York Times with Obama staffers like Jim Messina and David Axelrod and the stories wouldn’t read any differently.

Defining Quote: “When you watch the President like that, I always feel he’s got so many pluses, doesn’t he? In a sense, he’s personable, he’s handsome, he can be funny. You know, abroad he has this great image for America. A lot of things are just perfect about Barack Obama.” – Piers Morgan, CNN

9) Andrew Sullivan: Sully has gone from a widely respected commentator to an increasingly hysterical and gross conspiracy theorist. On the other hand, since he’s planning to put his site behind a pay wall, a lot less readers will be reading gems like this next year…

Defining Quote: “Palin’s tweet made me come in my pants.” – Andrew Sullivan

8) Michael Moore: Moore is a smart, talented, eloquent guy who hates our country, hates our political system, hates people who disagree with him and hates the system that made him a success, but he’s never figured out that he’d be the first guy up against the wall if he got the revolution he wants – or maybe he has figured it out and he’s just playing to the Communist-wannabe crowd. Either way, it’s amusing to see a guy who has amassed a net worth of 50 million dollars making movies catering to the Occupy crowd and railing against capitalism.

Defining Quote: “I hate to say it, but killing is our way. We began America with genocide, then built it with slaves. The shootings will continue. It’s who we are.” – Michael Moore

7) Michael Bloomberg: Bloomberg seems to spend most of his time railing against the twin evils of guns and 32 oz. sodas. He’s living proof that C.S. Lewis was right when he said, “Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”

Defining quote: “Last week, Nanny Bloomberg, Mayor of New York, rivaled his own personal best for worst mayoral performance since that snowstorm a couple of years back. This is a man who spends his days micro-managing the amount of soda New Yorkers are allowed to have in their beverage containers rather than, say, the amount of ocean New Yorkers are allowed to have in their subway system – just as, in the previous crisis, the municipal titan who can regulate the salt out of your cheeseburger proved utterly incapable of regulating any salt onto Sixth Avenue. Imagine if this preening buffoon had expended as much executive energy on flood protection for the electrical grid and transit system as he does on approved quantities of carbonated beverages. But that’s leadership 21-century-style: When the going gets tough, the tough ban transfats.” – Mark Steyn

6) Jamie Foxx: While promoting his N-bomb-packed new movie Django, Jamie Foxx managed to offend Republicans, white people and Christians. Mel Gibson after a couple of bottles of wine ain’t got nothing on Jamie Foxx.

Defining quote #1: “First of all, give an honor to God and our lord and savior Barack Obama. Barack Obama.” – Jamie Foxx

Defining quote #2: “Every single thing in my life is built around race.” – Jamie Foxx

Defining quote #3: “I play a slave. How black is that? I have to wear chains. How whack is that? But don’t worry. I get free. I save my wife and I kill all the white people in the movie. How great is that?” – Jamie Foxx

5) Harry Reid: On the one hand, it’s great to see that the farmer from the American Gothic painting is doing so well. On the other hand, Reid still achieved a new low in American politics (which is saying something) when he, as the Senate Majority Leader, very publicly accused Mitt Romney of not paying his taxes for a decade based on what he claimed were anonymous sources.

Defining quote: “I am not basing (the claim Mitt Romney hasn’t paid taxes) on some figment of my imagination. I have had a number of people tell me that. I don’t think the burden should be on me. The burden should be on him. He’s the one I’ve alleged has not paid any taxes.” – Harry Reid

4) Debbie Wasserman Schultz: She’s the Caps Lock key of American politics because she sounds like this all the time: “THE REPUBLICANS ARE HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD PEOPLE WHO WANT TO EAT YOUR BABY AFTER THEY FINISH THEIR WAR ON WOMEN AND THEY’RE LYING IF THEY DENY IT!” The fact that someone as utterly unappealing as Schultz is in every single way could not only be elected to Congress, but could be the Chair of the Democratic National Committee is probably a sign of the apocalypse.

Defining Quote: “If you go back to the year 2000, when we had an obvious disaster and – and saw that our voting process needed refinement, and we did that in the America Votes Act and made sure that we could iron out those kinks, now you have the Republicans, who want to literally drag us all the way back to Jim Crow laws and literally – and very transparently – block access to the polls to voters who are more likely to vote Democratic candidates than Republican candidates. And it’s nothing short of that blatant.” – Debbie Wasserman Schultz

3) Chris Matthews: He’s nasty to Republicans, a cringing dog when he’s dealing with powerful Democrats, habitually obnoxious – and his ratings are perpetually awful. At this point, the mystery isn’t so much, “How is he still on the air?” – it’s who in the world is watching the show?

Defining quote: “I am so proud of the country, to re-elect this President… A good day for America. I’m so glad we had that storm [Hurricane Sandy] last week, because I think the storm was one of those things – no, politically I should say, not in terms of hurting people – the storm brought in possibilities for good politics.” – Chris Matthews

2) Barack Obama: Sure, he’s dishonest, nasty, corrupt, lazy, hyper-partisan, arrogant and the most hopelessly unqualified and incompetent man ever to occupy the Oval Office – but you have to hand it to him, he’s really great at shifting the blame to other people. Michelle Obama could walk in on Bo buck naked with his secretary and within an hour, she’d be cursing George W. Bush for putting their marriage in jeopardy.

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1) Sandra Fluke: It takes a certain kind of perverse skill at being a victim to ask Congress to spend thousands of dollars subsidizing your birth control, pretend to be upset when people naturally make “She’s a slut” jokes afterwards and to parlay that into a speaking slot at the Democratic National Convention. Of course, since Fluke doesn’t seem to have any other talent and even most liberals seem to secretly find her a little cringeworthy, being called a “slut” by Rush Limbaugh will probably turn out to be the high point of her entire life. That would to be an entirely fitting punishment for someone so perfectly obnoxious.

Defining quote: “A 30 year old ne’er do well who’s demanding that the government give her free stuff she should be paying for herself is an all too apt symbol of what Barack Obama has spent his last four years doing.” – John Hawkins

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Ed’s NFL Week 17 Picks – 2012

New York Jets @ Buffalo Bills –

Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints –

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Atlanta Falcons –

Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals –

Cleveland Browns @ Pittsburgh Steelers –

Houston Texans @ Indianapolis Colts –

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Tennessee Titans –

Philadelphia Eagles @ New York Giants –

Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions –

Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots –

Green Bay Packers @ Minnesota Vikings –

Oakland Raiders @ San Diego Chargers –

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Broncos –

Arizona Cardinals @ San Francisco 49ers –

Saint Louis Rams @ Seattle Seahawks –

Dallas Cowboys @ Washington Redskins –

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*VIDEO* 2012 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Football Highlights (With Victory March)

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Your Daley Gator Obligatory Edgar Allan Poe Poem For Halloween 2012

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`’Tis some visitor,’ I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.’

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; – vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow – sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me – filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,’

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,’ said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you’ – here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!’
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!’
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,’ said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
‘Tis the wind and nothing more!’

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,’ I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!’
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning – little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.’

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered – not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.’
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.’

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,’ said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of “Never-nevermore.”‘

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.’

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,’ I cried, `thy God hath lent thee – by these angels he has sent thee
Respite – respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!’
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

`Prophet!’ said I, `thing of evil! – prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted – tell me truly, I implore -
Is there – is there balm in Gilead? – tell me – tell me, I implore!’
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

`Prophet!’ said I, `thing of evil! – prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us – by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?’
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!’ I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! – quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!’
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted – nevermore!
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*VIDEOS* Values Voter Summit 2012: Featuring Paul Ryan, Dennis Prager, Bill Bennett And Steven Crowder

PAUL RYAN

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RICK SANTORUM

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STAR PARKER

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DENNIS PRAGER

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STEVEN CROWDER

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STEVE KING

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MICHELE BACHMANN

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KIRK CAMERON

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RAND PAUL

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BILL BENNETT

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TED CRUZ

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BOB MCDONNELL

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JAN BREWER

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KEN CUCCINELLI

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JIM DEMINT

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Clint Eastwood To Speak At Republican National Convention On Thursday: Fox News

Clint Eastwood To Speak At Republican National Convention On Thursday: Fox News – Deadline Hollywood

Clint Eastwood will be speaking at the Republican Convention in Tampa on Thursday according to Fox News.

The network’s website is reporting that a GOP source confirmed “that Eastwood is indeed the mystery speaker”.

Thursday night’s line-up has a “To Be Announced” speaker scheduled ahead of Senator Marco Rubio and GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney himself.

Eastwood’s name was floated earlier this week as the speaker along with former VP nominee Sarah Palin, Donald Trump and even a hologram of former President Ronald Reagan.

No stranger to politics, Eastwood served as the Mayor of Carmel, California from 1986 to 1988. He supported John McCain in 2008 and endorsed Mitt Romney earlier this month at a Sun Valley fundraiser.

“Now more than ever do we need Mitt Romney, I’m going to be voting for him,” the Oscar winner said as the GOP nominee stood next to him on August 4.

If Eastwood is really heading to Tampa to speak Thursday evening, he’s going to have to get going soon.

Deadline has learned that as of Wednesday afternoon, the actor/director was still at his home in Carmel.

Eastwood’s latest film, Trouble With The Curve comes out on September 21, 2012.

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It’s Official!

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Thanks Barack… 2012: Fourth Straight Year Of $1 Trillion-Plus Deficits

CBO Projects A Fourth Year Of $1T-Plus Deficits – Fox News

A new budget report released Tuesday predicts the U.S. government will run a $1.1 trillion deficit in the fiscal year that ends in September, the fourth year in a row over $1 trillion, though a slight dip from last year.

The Congressional Budget Office report also says that annual deficits will remain in the $1 trillion range for the next several years if Bush-era tax cuts slated to expire in December are extended, as commonly assumed.

The report is yet another reminder of the perilous fiscal situation the government is in, but it is commonly assumed that President Barack Obama and lawmakers in Congress that little will be accomplished on the deficit issue during an election year.

The first wave of statements from lawmakers had a familiar ring as each party cast blame on the other.

“Four straight years of trillion-dollar deficits, no credible plan to lift the crushing burden of debt,” said House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan, a Republican. “The president and his party’s leaders have fallen short in their duty to tackle our generation’s most pressing fiscal and economic challenges.”

“We will not solve this problem unless both sides, Democrats and Republicans, are willing to move off their fixed positions and find common ground,” said Senate Budget Committee Chairman Kent Conrad, a Democrat. “Republicans must be willing to put revenue on the table.”

The study also predicts modest economic growth of 2 percent this year and forecasts that the unemployment rate will remain above 8 percent this year and next. That is based on an assumption that President Barack Obama will fail to win renewal of payroll tax cuts and jobless benefits by the end of next month.

That jobless rate is higher than the rates that contributed to losses by Presidents Jimmy Carter (7.5 percent) and George H.W. Bush (7.4 percent). The study predicts unemployment to remain above roughly 5 percent – until 2016. The agency also predicts that unemployment will remain at 7 percent or above through 2015

The new figures also show that last summer’s budget and debt pact has barely made a dent in the government’s fiscal woes.

The pact imposed $2.1 trillion in spending cuts over 10 years, but lawmakers are already talking about easing across-the-board spending cuts required under the agreement. The latest estimates predict $11 trillion in accumulated deficits over the 2013-2022 time frame if the Bush-era cuts in taxes on income, investments, large estates and on families with children are renewed. Obama has proposed largely extending them, but allowing them to expire for upper-income taxpayers.

Last year, Obama and the leader of the House, Republican Speaker John Boehner, tried but failed to reach a “grand bargain” on the deficit, an effort that got hung up over taxes and cuts to major benefit programs. A subsequent attempt by a congressional “supercommittee” to find smaller saving sputtered over the same issues.

What is left is a heap of unfinished business that comes to a head at the end of the year: expiring tax cuts and painful across-the-board cuts to the Pentagon and many domestic programs. To top it off, another politically toxic increase in the debt limit will be needed at some point shortly after the November elections.

The deficit would require the government to borrow 30 cents of every dollar it spends. Put another way, the deficit will reach 7 percent of the size of the economy, a slight dip from last year’s 8.7 percent of gross domestic product.

The report shows that the deficit dilemma would largely be solved if the tax cuts enacted in 2001 and 2003 – and renewed in 2010 through the end of this year – were allowed to lapse. Under that scenario, the deficit would drop to $585 billion in 2013 and to $220 billion in 2017.

But expiration of those tax cuts would slam the economy, the repoort said, bringing growth down to a paltry 1.1 percent next year.

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*VIDEOS* AFP: Defending The American Dream Summit 2012

Opening Session (Featuring Senator Ron Johnson & Rusty Humphries)

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Michelle Malkin

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Governor Scott Walker

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Saturday Opening Session (Featuring Laura Ingraham)

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Mark Levin

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Record Number Of Coal-Fired Generators To Be Shut Down In 2012

Record Number Of Coal-Fired Generators To Be Shut Down In 2012 – Daily Caller

Facing declining demand for electricity and stiff federal environmental regulations, coal plant operators are planning to retire 175 coal-fired generators, or 8.5 percent of the total coal-fired capacity in the United States, according to an analysis by the Energy Information Administration (EIA).

A record-high 57 generators will shut down in 2012, representing 9 gigawatts of electrical capacity, according to EIA. In 2015, nearly 10 gigawatts of capacity from 61 coal-fired generators will be retired.

While many of those coal plants are old and relatively inefficient, the scope of this new planned shutdown is unprecedented.

“The coal-fired capacity expected to be retired over the next five years is more than four times greater than retirements performed during the preceding five-year period,” EIA noted in the analysis.

The generators that will be retired between 2012 and 2016 are “approximately 12% more efficient than the group of units, on average, that retired during 2009-2011,” according to the EIA.

The low price of natural gas resulting from the shale boom has led to reduced coal consumption and made the shutdowns necessary, experts say.

But federal and state regulations have also damaged the industry and contributed to plant closures.

“The cost of compliance with anticipated and existing Federal environmental regulations such as the Mercury and Air Toxics Standards (MATS) is a factor,” the EIA noted. “Particularly in the case of older, smaller units that are not used heavily, owners may conclude it is more cost efficient to retire plants rather than make additional investments.”

Most of the coal-fired generator retirements will occur in the Mid-Atlantic, Ohio River Valley and the Southeast.

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*VIDEOS* FreePAC 2012 (FreedomWorks)

C.L. Bryant

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Ted Cruz

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Jim DeMint

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Dana Loesch

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Rand Paul

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Richard Mourdock

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Deneen Borelli

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John Fund

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Glenn Beck

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*VIDEO* Congressman Allen West Sounding Very Vice Presidential At Eagle Forum 2012

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2012: The Year In Douchebaggery… So Far

Note: since practically everything that politicians do can be considered douchebaggery, I’ve decided to refrain from including them in this post. Frankly, there just isn’t enough room on this blog to list all the political douchebaggery that’s gone on since the beginning of the year..

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North Carolina Man Arrested After Trying To Purchase Items At Wall-Mart With Million Dollar Bill

Couple Arrested After Pulling Up To McDonald’s Drive-Thru Completely Naked

Man Burned Down His Own Home So His Wife Wouldn’t Move In

Dude Dressed In Drag To Fill Stolen Oxy Prescription

Man Jailed After Exposing Penis During Alvin And The Chipmunks Movie

Creepy Perv Exposes Himself To Woman While Wearing Bra And Crotchless Panties In Maternity Clothing Store

Demented Freak Arrested For Having Sex With Landlord’s Dog

Woman Calls Police To Demand Refund After Crack Dealer Sells Her Sugar

Psychopath Jailed For Having Sex With Puppy While Little Boy Watched

Woman Offers McDonald’s Customers Sex In Exchange For Chicken Nuggets

Woman Disguised Herself As A Boy So She Could Date Her Underage Female Friends

Scumbag Felon Sues Families Of People He Killed While Driving Drunk

Drunken Idiot Beats Wife, Claims Ghost Did It

Man Shoots Nail Into His Brain, Posts It To Facebook From Ambulance

Four-Year-Old To Cops: “My Mommy Smokes Weed All The Time”

Psycho Jailed After Hacking Man To Death With Ax, Eating His Eyeball And Brain Matter

Okay, You Can Buy Two Egg McMuffins And A Medium Coffee, OR…

The Next ‘American Idol’ Judge? Probably Not

Millionaire Adopts His Girlfriend As His Daughter ‘To Protect His Fortune From Family Of Man Killed In DUI Crash’

Pervert Teacher Charged With Blindfolding Young Students, Feeding Them His Semen

Assclown Stabs Brother Repeatedly Over McDonald’s Brownie

Naked Man Breaks Into Grocery Store, Smears Chocolate And Peanut Butter On Himself

Canadian Company Invents Scratch-And-Sniff Jeans For Men (Video)

Idiot Tries To Set His Wife On Fire, Torches Himself Instead

Fart Joke Leads To Bomb Scare As 11 Agencies Swoop Down On Mississippi School

Mother Punched Her 10-Year-Old Son In The Face During Anger Management Class

Naked Drunk Chick Arrested After Leading Cops On Slow-Speed Chase

74-Year-Old Man Jailed After Offering Oral Sex To Undercover Cops

300-Pound Naked Man Walks Into Walmart, Steals Socks (Video)

Psycho Woman Attacks Guy With A Knife Because He Didn’t Get Her A Valentine’s Day Gift

Son Serves 98-Year-Old Mother With Eviction Notice On Her Birthday

Drunk Woman Gets Into Two Accidents After Driving Her Kids To School

Apartment Manager Jailed After Sneaking Into Tenant’s Apartment, Sodomizing His Dog

Animal Rights Lunatic Jailed After Attempting To Hire Hit Man To Kill Random Person Caught Wearing Fur

Naked S.C. Man Steals Fire Truck, Kills Pedestrian

Illegal Alien Released On Bail After Getting Busted For Masturbating In Front Of Women And Children

Man Walks Into Denny’s Restaurant, Declares Himself The New Manager, Begins Cooking Himself A Hamburger

Trio Jailed After Using Craigslist To Find Dog For Sex

Lottery Winner Using Food Stamps: ‘I Thought Maybe It Was Okay Because I’m Not Working’

Man Robs Girl, Then Asks Her Out On A Date… Then Robs Her Again

Man Jailed For Having Sex With Two Pit Bulls

Funeral Home Employee Jailed After Sexually Assaulting Woman’s Corpse

Drunk Chick Jailed After Calling 911 And Asking Cops To Help Her Find A Place To Pee

CEO Of Texas Planned Parenthood Busted For Indecent Exposure At Kids Baseball Field

Woman Jailed After Threatening To Kill President Obama Over Child Custody Laws

Denver Toilet Burglar Nabbed

North Dakota Woman Marries… Herself

Minnesota Man Thrown In Jail For Failing To Put Up Siding On His Home (Video)

Man Jailed After Calling 911 Because Wife Was Sitting Next To Him

‘Borat’ National Anthem Accidentally Played For Kazakh Athlete (Video)

Turkish Shampoo Ad Featuring Hitler Sparks Outrage (Video)

Trayvon Martin Anti-Violence Protester Ends Day By Beating Up Girlfriend, Now In Jail (Video)

Austrian Man Saws Off Own Foot To Avoid Losing Unemployment Benefits

Shocking Discovery With ‘Cannibal’ Abortion Doctor

Croatian Woman Making Fortune From Made-To-Measure Penis Warmers

Crazy Bastard Found Passed Out Drunk On Side Of Road, Has 0.552 Blood-Alcohol Content

*VIDEO* Drunk Dude Sings Entire Bohemian Rhapsody Song In Back Of Police Car

Woman Jailed After Calling 911 To Complain About Hamburger

Woman Jailed After Offering Sex To Officer In Exchange For McDonald’s Double Cheeseburgers

Obama’s Drunk-Driving, Illegal Alien Uncle Issued ‘Hardship Driver’s License’

Creepy Dude Jailed After Exposing Himself To Children While Wearing Black Dress

Five Charged After Chinese Teen Sells Kidney To Buy iPhone

Couple Jailed After Their Four Young Children Tested Positive For Cocaine… Again!

Drunken Douchebags have Sex On Front Lawn Of Pediatrics Office While Children Watch In Horror

British Scientist ‘Fathered 600 Children’ By Donating Sperm At His Own Fertility Clinic

Woman Breaks Into Home, Attempts To Breastfeed Stranger’s Baby

Woman Claimed She Was Dying Of Cancer To Con Donors Into Providing Dream Wedding As Dying Wish

*VIDEO* Anderson Cooper Has Another Girlish Giggle Fit While Covering ‘Dyngus Day’ Celebrations

San Francisco Leftists Spent $205,075 To Dig Up A Bush

Man Jailed After Officers Discover 89 Bags Of Drugs Tied To His Penis

Oops: Cable Co. Airs Hardcore Porn During ABC‘s ’Good Morning America’

Dumbass Gets DUI In Own Front Yard After Repeatedly Crashing Into Trees

Couple Arrested After Ex-Landlord Finds Dead Baby In Freezer Of Rental Property

German Man Calls Police After Woman Demands Too Much Sex

Demented Freak Jailed After Witnesses Catch Him Raping His Dog

Drunken Idiot Jailed After Attempting To Rob Store With Hot Dog Tongs

Dumbest Terrorist On The Planet Turns Himself In… For The Reward

Gay Porn Interrupts Canadian Local TV Newscast

Douchebag Commits Robbery 16 Minutes After Bonding Out Of Jail

Virginia Teacher Arrested After Allegedly Lining Up Students, Shooting Them With Blanks

Egypt’s “Farewell Intercourse” Law May Soon Allow Husbands To Have Sex With Their Dead Wives

Nude Motorcycle Passenger Allowed To Ride On After She Gets ‘No Helmet’ Ticket

Man With Clown Hair Jailed After Head-Butting Mother, Burning Down House Over Cell Phone

Shirtless Assclowns Get Kicked Out Of Bar, Then Barricade The Doors And Set The Place On Fire (Video)

Idiot Tries To Convince Traffic Cop That He’s A Cop Too, Fails Miserably

Sick, Demented Freak Jailed After Downloading Child Porn, Having Sex With Girlfriend’s Dog

Florida County Purchases Hundreds Of New Cars… Then Abandons Them For Years In Parking Garage

Woman Charged With Pretending To Have Cancer To Raise Money For Breast Implants

Wackjob Crashes Car Into Federal Building, Then Strips Naked And Flees From The Scene

Thousands Of Pills Filled With Powdered Human Baby Flesh Discovered By Customs Officials In South Korea

Sicko Charged With Incest And Bestiality After Molesting Family Member And Dog

Naked Guy Riding Unicycle Arrested On Texas Bridge

Man Legally Changes Name To Tyrannosaurus Rex

Creepy Old Dude Busted For Calling 911 Repeatedly To Talk Dirty To Operators

Evil Clown Being Hired By Parents To Stalk And Threaten Kids On Their Birthdays

Oregon Issuing Unemployment Checks To Fugitive Child Molesters

Drunk Couple Arrested For Driving Car With Four Children Tied To Hood

18-Month-Old Girl Removed From Plane After TSA Finds Her On No-Fly List

Woman Busted After Handing Cop Her Driver’s License With Pot Stuck To It

Child Porn Suspect Caught In Underwear Stabbing Computer With Samurai Sword

Naked Gunman Shot By Police As He Embarked On Rampage Near College Campus

Chinese High School Administers IV Drips In Classroom

Woman Arrested After Strolling Through Store Naked

64-Year Old Woman Arrested After Allegedly Trying To Rob The Same Bank Three Times

Naked Drunk Guy Attacks Resident Of Apartment Complex, Gets Bashed In The Face, Arrested

Former CNN Headline News President Caught On Video Putting Dog Crap In Neighbor’s Mailbox

Cop Breaks Into Neighbor’s Home To Do His Laundry

Female Candidate For Mexican Congress Goes Topless On Giant Billboard In An Effort To Win Votes

Police Arrest Drunk Driver With A Zebra And Parrot In The Passenger Seat (Video)

Woman With Massive Breasts Claims She Was Fired From Lingerie Store For Being “Too Hot” (Video)

Moron Jailed After Asking Cops To Give Back The Illegal Drugs He Left At A Grocery Store

School Prom Held At Same Place And Time As Porn Convention

Idiot Is Too Busy Beating His Girlfriend To Drive Properly, Crashes Into 8 Cars And A Light Pole

Bill Clinton Surrounded By Porn Stars

Douchebag Arrested For Pulling Gun To Cut In Line At McDonald’s Drive-Thru

Zombie Apocalypse! Naked Man Shot While Eating Other Naked Man’s Face On Miami Causeway (Video)

Real-Life Hannibal Lecter Who Ate Face Of Naked Homeless Man Identified As Rudy Eugene

Two Assclowns Charged With Theft After Attempting To Steal Clock From Police Station Interview Room

Kitten-Killing Cannibal Porn Star Luka Rocco Magnotta Sought In Ottawa-Montreal Body Parts Case; Snuff Video Uncovered

Douchebag Crashed Truck Into Taco Bell Because His Order Was Incomplete

Man Disembowels Self, Throws Intestines At Officers

Cleaning Fairy Breaks Into Houses And Leaves Cleaning Bill (Video)

Superhero Impersonator Died Wrapped In Three Rolls Of Cling Film And Nylon Sheet When Bizarre Sex Game Went Wrong

Baltimore College Student Murders Housemate, Dismembers Him And Eats His Heart And Brain (Video)

Couple Googled How To Kill People In Their Sleep Before Murdering Girl, Then Discussed What To Do With Her Body On Facebook

Fugitive Gay Porn Star, Cannibal Killer Luka Rocco Magnotta Captured In Berlin

Outrage As Video Of ‘Sick’ Prankster Faking Zombie Attacks In Miami Sweeps Web After Outbreak Of Real-Life Cannibal Crimes

Stoned Mom Drives Off With Baby On Top Of Car, Infant Found Laying In Street

“Artist” Turns Dead Cat Into Helicopter (Video)

Miss Ohio Cites Prostitute In ‘Pretty Woman’ As ‘Positive And Accurate’ Depiction Of Women During Miss USA Pageant (Videos)

Mother And Son Flee Village After Their Incestuous Relationship Leads To Second Pregnancy

Miami Homeless Man High On ‘Bath Salts’ Growls, Tries To Bite Police Officer And Smashes His Head Against Cell

Another Bath Salts-Crazed, Face-Eating Cannibal Attack

Addressing High Tuition Costs, Denver College Cuts Tuition In Half… For Illegal Aliens

State Worker Created Fake Family For Benefits

2012: World Naked Bike Ride, Rides Again (Pictures / Videos)

Obama EPA Wants To Regulate Ditches And Gullies As ‘Navigable Waterways’

Moron Calls 911 To Complain About His Sandwich Order (Audio)

Pervert Jailed After Stripping Naked Near Playground, Threatening To Molest 3-Year-Old Girl

Indian Man Chops Off Daughter’s Head With Sword, Carries Both Through Town To Police Station

Psycho Mom Found Naked In Drug Store After Abandoning Her Kids In Car She Crashed Into Bus

Nutbag Jailed After Having Sex With Teddy Bear In Public… Again

Registered Sex Offender Busted For Sunbathing In The Nude While Holding A Rubber Penis

400-Pound Woman Arrested After Stripping Naked At Bus Stop

Another Drug-Crazed, Naked Cannibal Attack

Man Charged After He Loses His Cell Phone With Child Porn On It

Bath Salts Junkie Smashes 77-Year-Old Women In Head With Shovel, Claims He’s An Alien Who Talks To Jesus

Dumb Bastard Arrested After Pretending To Be Cop, Pulling Over Actual Cop

Drug-Crazed Lunatic Chases Neighbor While Growling Like An Animal, Then Kills And Eats Dog

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