*VIDEOS* Ed’s Favorite “Alternative” Christmas Songs

……..What’s It To Ya Chorus

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……..You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit For Christmas

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……..Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

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……..The 12 Days Of Obama

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……..I Am Santa Claus

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……..You’re A Ho Ho Ho

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……..Sled Zeppelin

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……..Who Put The Stump Up My Rump

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……..White Trash Christmas

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……..Santa Clause Is Foolin’ Around

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……..Walkin’ ‘Round In Women’s Underwear

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……..Smells Like The Night Before Christmas

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……..STFU Barack Obama

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……..Police Stop My Car

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……..Dick In A Box

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……..Holy Shit, It’s Christmas

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……..Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow

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……..Merry Christmas From The Family

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……..Wreck The Malls

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……..Who Put The Dick On The Snowman

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……..Drunk Elvis Sings Blue Christmas

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Looking For An Alternative To Obama’s SOTU Address Tonight?

If so, then you’ve come to the right place.

For those of you folks out there who become nauseated (as I do) by the mere sound of President Asshat’s voice, why not watch something that is markedly less sickening than a 90-minute speech on the wonders of Marxism?

And so, I present to you now the classic film Nineteen Eighty-Four, which may well be about a vile, fascistic dictatorship, but hey, at least this one is merely fictional.

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………………………………….Just click on the image above to watch the movie.

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