BLACK WIDOW BITE CANNOT STOP THIS GOLFER

Props to this lady. I hate the pretense of golf, and the sheer boredom watching it is, but this gal rocks!

Holmqvist was on the fourth hole at the Royal Canberra Golf Club on Tuesday during a pre-qualifier for the LPGA Tour’s ISPS Handa Australian Open in Yarralumla, Australia. 

She felt a sharp pain in her ankle. She looked down and noticed a spider with the markings of a Black Widow.

That’s when most people would panic (and yours truly would start sobbing), but not the young Swede. Rather than seek medical attention, Holmqvist decided to perform impromptu surgery. 

As Holmqvist’s leg started to swell and the pain became intense, she made the quick decision to take matters into her own hands (she’d just been informed that a Black Widow bite can kill a child in as little as 30 minutes). She pulled a tee out of her pocket (“it was the only thing I had handy,” she told Svensk Golf) and used it to cut open the wound so she could squeeze out the venom and keep it from spreading inside her body.

“A clear fluid came out,” she said. “It wasn’t the prettiest thing I’ve ever done, but I had to get as much of it out of me as possible.”

 

Newest evil targeted by Nanny State is………….

Blowing out candles on birthday cakes

Australia’s National Health and Medical Research Council (NHMRC) has just declared that children should no longer be allowed to blow out candles on birthday cakes at parties. The official guidelines state:

‘To prevent the spread of germs when the child blows out the candles, parents should either provide a separate cupcake, with a candle if they wish, for the birthday child.’

Australian news organizations are reporting that doctors are speaking out against the candle ban, saying that it goes too far. Australian Medical Association president Steve Hambleton addressed the new rule:

“If somebody sneezes on a cake, I probably don’t want to eat it either — but if you’re blowing out candles, how many organisms are transferred to a communal cake, for goodness sake?”

 

I could not have said it any better myself

Billy Bob at Hell on Earth has some very good comments on people wanting to kill Great White sharks in Australia

Yesterday I read an article about a group in Australia that wants to start killing off Great White sharks. It seems there have been several attacks in recent weeks, the latest a surfer was bitten in half by a monster shark that was over 16 feet long.

 

I feel for the loved ones of the victims, but dang, when you swim, or surf, in the ocean that is the risk you take. Especially when you choose to enter waters that are known to be shark infested. The sharks aren’t attacking these people with any malicious intent, it’s what they do. They are animals. They eat stuff that is in the water.

 

If a Great White shark showed up in my front yard I would shoot the hell out of him. No doubt about it. And since I don’t shoot critters I’m not gonna eat, we would be having shark burgers for dinner.

 

Those guys are the same way. You swim in their house, if you look tasty, they will probably eat you. 

 

This attitude of killing what we don’t understand or can’t control is unsustainable and isn’t real smart… 

Great White Shark (Photo credit: kqedquest)

BREAKING NEWS! Live Sasquatch captured!

This is the break so many folks who have long believed in the legendary Bigfoot have been waiting for! Details are sketchy yet, but apparently the beast is quite hideous, and smells absolutely terrible, and is far less intelligent than you might expect. One photo has been released so far, and the creature is pretty fugly and possesses a nasty disposition. 

The most stunning aspect of the photo is how much different the beast looks from most previous descriptions. Most descriptions looked like this drawing

Sasquatch Yeti Bigfoot Bugerbear Yowie (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

But the actual specimen caught is far more frightening

*VIDEO* Check Out This Leftist Nutbag From Australia

Well, now Donald Douglas has gone and done it!

In one very short blog post title, Douglas might have offended most of the people on earth! And I am darned proud of him. Here, is that title, and be warned you too might be offended by it!

African Indigents with Massive Erect Cocks?

Click the link to see what Douglas is talking about, and trust me, it is an excellent post exposing the inanity of the race-obsessed Left. But, let us consider the incredible outbreak of Offendeditis this will surely cause

It will offend, of course the race pimps, and all those who suffer from Racial Obsession Syndrome

It will outrage Feminuts, because, well men with erections deeply offend Feminuts for two reasons. A man with an erection is likely thinking about a Hooters waitress, a cheerleader, or maybe a woman in a bikini, and a man finding women attractive or sexy is “degrading” to women according to Feminist theology. The other reason that Feminuts will be offended is that most Feminuts are either too ugly, or to damned mean or in most cases both, to give a man an erection.

It will offend Leftists who always defend thugs and rioters as “victims of Capitalism and Western society”

It will offend those who freak out every time they see a naughty word, and that is good because those types only seem happy when they are offended by something they saw on TV, or read in a magazine, or at a blog. It will offend them so much that they might actually stop begging the FCC to police what their neighbors are watching, which would be a good thing.

It will offend Lesbians, and I doubt I really need to explain why

It will offend every host at MSNBS, who will somehow blame the Tea Party, and Secessionists, because hosts at MSNBS get paid way too much to be offended.

Lastly, Douglas’ post will offend Andrew Sullivan when he finds out there are actually no “massive erections” in the post itself

Of course, I am sure I have offended many people in this post, and I truly hope I did, because, as I have stated before, it seems that these types are only happy when they are offended.

More child abuse from the Left

The Left wraps many things they do in the “It is for the Children” flag. But, the ugly truth is that many times the Left’s war on individualism and liberty is nothing but child abuse

PRIMARY school children are being terrified by lessons claiming climate change will bring “death, injury and destruction” to the world unless they take action.

On the eve of Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s carbon tax package announcement, psychologists and scientists said the lessons were alarmist, created unneeded anxiety among school children and endangered their mental health.

Climate change as a “Doomsday scenario” is being taught in classrooms across Australia.

Resource material produced by the Gillard government for primary school teachers and students states climate change will cause “devastating disasters”.

Australian National University’s Centre for the Public Awareness of Science director Dr Sue Stocklmayer said climate change had been portrayed as “Doomsday scenarios with no way out”.

Dr Stocklmayer said she was not a climate-change sceptic but worried that “too much time was spent presenting scary scenarios, especially to young people”.

“(Children) feel incredibly despondent and helpless in the face of all this negative information,” she said. “To put all of this before our children … is one of the most appalling things we can do to (them).

Child psychologist Kimberley O’Brien also said the language of climate change should be “toned down”.

“(Educators) should stick to the facts,” she said.

Source here

The truth is the Left is an ideology that believes that the end justifies the means. and if that means traumatizing kids or lying, or creating facts that do not exist, or intimidating people who they disagree with, then the Left is OK with it.

I am a bit concerned about Donald Douglas

Image via Wikipedia

Donald Douglas has long been famed as a Rule 5 Blogging genius, but man, today I found this post at American Power and it raises my eyebrow

Summer Movies, Male Bodies

Interesting piece, and funny.

At Los Angeles Times, “Ripped Ideals: Muscular Summer Action Heroes Have Swaggered Back Into Style, But What Do They Say to Male Audiences?“ It’s long. This quote goes with the video, and I’m looking forward to Captain America, so what the heck?

 

Oh the tolerance that Muslims demand

Yet, often times it seems that many Muslims express a desire to be accepted, yet do not want to grant the same to others of different beliefs or faiths. Consider this story from Australia via Always on Watch, an other new addition to our blogroll

Look, this is simple, when you move to a country, you need to assimilate. It really is that simple.

Women or beer? Hmmmm

Before you get angry at me for posting this, remember, I did not post it,, or even say it, I merely linked it!

A real woman is a man’s best friend.  She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .

No wait… I’m thinking of beer.  Never mind.

Who says Nanny Staters do asinine things?

Well, besides Ed and I, there is Dave C of At The Point of a Gun

The Aussie government is there to help protect the children by banning porn actresses with A-Cups.

Just when you thought that extremist knee jerk fear based reactions to non existent threats were something only the Northern Hemisphere got into, Australia has banned adult material with small breasted women in it, fearing that filthy pedophiles will gain enjoyment from it.

So, does this mean that porn starring babes with Meghan McCain sized melons is GOOF for kids? Good grief! If the Australian government really wanted to protect kids from pedophiles, they would execute the sick freaks that prey on children!