Tag Archives: Birth control

Bob Beckel is your Daley Douchebag

22 Feb

I have to ask, what does Beckel bring to any debate? I mean besides possible drunkenness? This guy is a buffoon, a walk behinder who spews Liberal talking points. What he is not even bright enough to make up his own lies? When I look at Beckel, I ask how this walking poster for birth control ever made it anywhere, except the local bar of course! Any doubts as to the absolute lack of character this ass hat has are washed away in this clip.

 

Are you a Democrat Slut? Do you have problems with basic math? The Other McCain can help

1 Oct

 

RS McCain is offering to help Democrat sluts with math problems, and the tuition? Stacy is not charging, but At $15,ooo it would still be less than the cost of that birth control you ladies want the government to pay for

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The image above is one of the “e-Cards” available at BarackObama.comthat offers a phony statistical argument for ObamaCare:

Dear Mom,
Mitt Romney says he would repeal the Affordable Care Act.
So here’s a quick question:
Can I borrow $18,000 to help pay for my birth control?
Thanks!

Whoa! $18,000 for birth control? If that number sounds strangely large to you, join the club. Conservative college student Christine Rousselle does the math, based on the simple fact that there are 14,600 days between the ages of 12 and 52:

Because our letter-writer has been reduced to asking her mom for money, we’re going to assume that she’s not very well off and she’s a bargain hunter. On Amazon.com, one can purchase a fishbowl filled with a variety pack of 144 Durex brand condoms for $25.89. Assuming she’d use one condom per day every single day between the ages of 12 and 52, that only equals $2,624.96 for 14,600 Durex condoms. For those of you who aren’t great at math, $2,624.96 is far less than $18,000. She’d have to be using around four or five condoms a day for 40 years for that number to even approach $18,000.
Suppose our cash-strapped friend prefers to use the birth control pill instead of condoms. In 41 states, she can get the pill for $9 a month at a Target or Walmart. That totals $108 per year, and $108 multiplied by 40 is $4,320, which still winds up less than $18,000. In the nine other states, the cost per month is around $30, which reaches around $14,400 over 40 years. These figures assume that our letter-writer plans on using birth control pills over the full length of time that she is able to get pregnant.

Using birth control every single day for 40 years, a slut’s total cost is still not $18,000 in a lifetime. So even if she’s putting out like a Pez dispenser — and, after all, she’s a Democrat, IYKWIMAITYD — she’ll have plenty of cash left over for vodka and Newports.

Man , that McCain guy is a giving man!

 

OK kids, time to play “are they really that stupid, or are they just a liar?”

21 Mar

Today’s contestant is Sandra Fluke, who says she had no idea that Target had cheap birth control pills.

Thirty-year-old Georgetown Law student Sandra Fluke, who told a House Steering and Policy Committee hearing convened by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi last month that contraception can cost a student $3,000 during law school, told CNSNews.com on Tuesday that she did not know that the Target store 3 miles from the Georgetown Law campus sells a month’s supply of birth control pills for just $9.

Target advertises the $9-per-month birth control pills on its website, and CNSNews.com confirmed and reconfirmed that the $9 pills were in fact available at the Target near Georgetown Law.

So, which is it? Stupidity, or lies? Since everyone who EVER gets a prescription asks about  discounts, and every pharmacy offers many prescriptions for $4, I would say that Fluke is a liar! And a darned bad one too!

Ugly, angry, bitter women are cutting men off to protest cheap birth control?

12 Mar

If these Ugly, angry, bitter women really wanted to scare men, they would promise to have sex with them. And when I write ugly, angry, bitter women I really mean of course Feminsts

With inspiration from Leymah Gbowee, who is sort of the Jimma Hoffa of sexual collective bargaining around the world, a few feminist types are planning a “sex strike” because Sandra Fluke can’t afford $9 a month for contraceptives, or something like that:

In light of the recent war on women, we are calling for a nationwide sex strike from April 28th to May 5th. All women should withhold from having sex with their partners.

This will help people understand that contraception is for women and men, because men enjoy the benefit of women making their own choices about when and if they want to get pregnant.

Once congress and insurance agencies agree to cover contraception, we will then resume having sex. Until then men will have to be content with their left hand.

I’m guessing women this touchy either don’t have boyfriends or husbands anyway — or if they do, the poor guys are already working their left hands harder than Señor Wences on the Ed Sullivan Show.

I suppose the alternate post title would be “Feminuts announce sex strike, men everywhere say THANK YOU!”

English: Angry woman.

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Yes, I know, you think I am risking scorn and attacks from the Feminuts by posting this. But you would be wrong! I am HOPING to get that scorn, because when a man is scorned by Ugly, angry, bitter women Feminuts then he knows he is speaking the truth.

Of course, you might be reading this and thinking that I am being insensitive by mocking Feminuts for their lack of physical attractiveness. No, I am not. If I were being insensitive, I would just say that Feminists had to trick or treat over the phone as girls, or that they were walking bill boards for birth control. Of course, being a sensitive guy, I would NEVER write such things. In writing that Feminuts are homely, I am simply being honest. But, what makes these women unattractive is their anger and bitterness. If they were not so darned bitter, I might even consider letting one of them cook me dinner. See I am a reasonable guy. And sensitive too, which is why I did not write that Feminuts generally look like they just fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down. See, so call me Mr. Sensitivity!

Once more my Liberal friends, there is no such thing as “FREE”!

2 Aug

Sure, some women are buying the free birth control pills line, but, big time party-pooper Chris Wysocki is here to say “not so fast”

Ladies (and girls), get in line for your latest government handout free birth control pills! And breast pumps and condoms and pap smears and of course the “morning after” pill.

The new guidelines, which the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) labeled “historic,” will require new health insurance plans to include women’s preventive services including FDA approved contraceptives, breast feeding support, and well-women visits — all without charging a co-payment, co-insurance or a deductible — beginning August 1, 2012.

Free stuff! From Barry and the Democrats! Vote for them!

But of course “free stuff” is not actually free. Somebody’s gotta pay. And that somebody is Maggie. She’s not pleased.

I learned today that I am forced to pay for your birth control and your morning-after, or a-few-days-later, abortion. Condoms included. It will all be “free” to you, because Obama said so. I’ll pay for your breast pump and other breast feeding “supports.” If I’m sounding bitter, I guess I shouldn’t. “These historic guidelines are based on science and existing literature.” Nevermind. I’m. Still. Bitter. No copays. Complete coverage. You still have time to run out and buy your condoms. Coverage starts today. There’s about 4 hours left to do what you’re going to do and bill it to me. Go on now. Ron Burgundy is waiting.

Yup, the bottom line is buried in the various news reports:

Of course, insurers are likely to pass the cost of free screenings to their customers through higher premiums.

WOW! Imagine that! Costs for “free stuff” being shifted to others. Like I have said before, once the government starts using taxation to encourage, or discourage behaviors, we are in deep trouble.

Now, ladies, there is still on free form of birth control, that IS truly free. There is such a thing as NOT sleeping with a guy, and I can say that this method is being used, trust me, I know from recent personal experience, SIGH!

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