No I am not making light of this man’s death by breasts, but, I am just saying that if new laws on assault breasts could, to use the Liberal line, “save just one life”
A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.
Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle’s KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange’s 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.
Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim’s face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend — she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.
Just as aside note, how much comedy gold could be mined out of Joe Biden talking about assault breasts? Talk about the 38DD of Gaffes!
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Or is it breast feeding, either way, apparently it tis better to starve the child than to offend you know who
Oh no, we mustn’t offend Muslims. They’re still emotionally immature even after 1,500 years.
A mother was ordered not to breastfeed her baby in public because she was in a ‘multicultural building’.
Emma Mitchell, 32, was about to feed 19-week-old son Aaron when a receptionist at a town hall warned her to stop.
So, titties offend Muslims?
Hey, if the sheep really is psychic…………….
Emma Turner was trying to give Alfie his medication when he repeatedly headbutted her in the chest.
The five-year-old Cotswold, which is normally well behaved, had to be held down by Ms Turner and two others.
When Ms Turner the resulting bruises checked by a doctor, she was found to be in the early stages of breast cancer.
‘The doctors and nurses said that if Alfie hadn’t done what he did, when he did it, I wouldn’t have found the lump for a few years, by which time it would have spread,’ said the 41-year-old.
‘Everyone at the hospital is convinced that Alfie saved my life.’
Truth really is stranger than fiction I guess. Not stranger than Weiner’s Tweets, but stranger than truth
So, there I was, sitting at my computer, drinking an ice-cold brew, a Tap Room No. 21 Amber Ale, and I started to ponder what in the world Bob Belvedere has been up to. Turns out that Bob snagged an interview with some famous breasts The burning question, apparently was the realness of her, you know…………..
No man who believes in God could think otherwise, my dear.
The lovely lady talked with Linda Das of The London Daily Mail. A highlight:
It was reported this year that there had been a sharp rise in breast augmentation in the UK because British women were longing to look more like Christina, though she says: ‘I hope I’m not encouraging that. If there’s anything to be learned from me it’s that I’m learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it’s sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I’ve learnt to love it. It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake,’ she adds. ‘They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know.’
Bob also critiqued the First Lady’s Hair which, may or may not be real, but it is not as spectacular as Hendricks breasts
OK, that should get your attention! Fountain Abbey is having a series of catfights, and, posts some videos featuring women in bikinis! Warning to Feminuts and over sensitive American Family Association types, this post will OFFEND YOU! Which, of course, is why I posted it! You see, I enjoy offending those folks!