British Woman Who Got Taxpayer Funded Breast Implants Now Wants Them Reduced… At Taxpayer Expense

NHS Boob Job Girl Josie Cunningham Regrets £4,800 Implants And Wants Taxpayer To Pay For Smaller Implants – Daily Mirror

A wannabe glamour model who was given a £4,800 boob job on the NHS now admits she regrets her decision and wants them out – for free.

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Josie Cunningham, 23, sparked outrage when she had her 32A bust boosted to a 36DD in March.

But just six months later, the mum-of-two claims the implants are too big and wants them made smaller – at the cost of the taxpayer.

Josie, from Leeds, begged the NHS for the operation because she was being bullied for being flat-chested.

But she now claims her new boobs are making her feel self-conscious and are stopping her finding modelling work.

Josie told Closer magazine: “They’re making my working life difficult.

“They’re so big I find them embarrassing and I don’t feel I can do any modelling because they’ve attracted so much negative attention.”

Shameless Josie now believes the NHS should cover the cost of going under the knife again after making her top-heavy to begin with.

She added: “I’m thinking about having a reduction on the NHS.

“I don’t want to spend my life being known as the girl with massive NHS boobs, so having smaller implants is the only option.

“I’m looking in to charities that could help, but I think it’s down to the NHS because they made them so big.”

Josie boasted about her boob job in March in an attempt to launch a career as a glamour model but soon faced a huge public backlash.

She told Closer: “People followed me in the street shouting ‘We want our money back s***, it was so upsetting.”

“It’s ridiculous that the taxpayer paid for this surgery in the first place, especially when the NHS denies others cancer drugs and delays hip operations.

“Ultimately, the health budget should be spent on treating the sick, not wasted funding boob jobs purely for cosmetic reasons.”

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When is Joe Biden going to head a task force on Breast Control?

No I am not making light of this man’s death by breasts, but, I am just saying that if new laws on assault breasts could, to use the Liberal line, “save just one life”

A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle’s KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange’s 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim’s face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend — she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

Just as  aside note, how much comedy gold could be mined out of Joe Biden talking about assault breasts? Talk about the 38DD of Gaffes!

 

So, breasts are now offensive to Muslims?

Breastfeeding an infant
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Or is it breast feeding, either way, apparently it tis better to starve the child than to offend you know who

Oh no, we mustn’t offend Muslims. They’re still emotionally immature even after 1,500 years.

Daily Mail

A mother was ordered not to breastfeed her baby in public because she was in a ‘multicultural building’.

Emma Mitchell, 32, was about to feed 19-week-old son Aaron when a receptionist at a town hall warned her to stop.

So, titties offend Muslims?

I wonder if this sheep could pick my lotto numbers for me

Hey, if the sheep really is psychic…………….

Emma Turner was trying to give Alfie his medication when he repeatedly headbutted her in the chest.

The five-year-old Cotswold, which is normally well behaved, had to be held down by Ms Turner and two others.

When Ms Turner the resulting bruises checked by a doctor, she was found to be in the early stages of breast cancer.

‘The doctors and nurses said that if Alfie hadn’t done what he did, when he did it, I wouldn’t have found the lump for a few years, by which time it would have spread,’ said the 41-year-old.

‘Everyone at the hospital is convinced that Alfie saved my life.’

Truth really is stranger than fiction I guess. Not stranger than Weiner’s Tweets, but stranger than truth

Noted blogger interviews Christina Hendricks breasts

So, there I was, sitting at my computer, drinking an ice-cold brew, a Tap Room No. 21 Amber Ale, and I started to ponder what in the world Bob Belvedere has been up to. Turns out that Bob snagged an interview with some famous breasts The burning question, apparently was the realness of her, you know…………..

No man who believes in God could think otherwise, my dear.

The lovely lady talked with Linda Das of The London Daily Mail.  A highlight:

It was reported this year that there had been a sharp rise in breast augmentation in the UK because British women were longing to look more like Christina, though she says: ‘I hope I’m not encouraging that. If there’s anything to be learned from me it’s that I’m learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it’s sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I’ve learnt to love it. It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake,’ she adds. ‘They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know.’

Bob also critiqued the First Lady’s Hair which, may or may not be real, but it is not as spectacular as Hendricks breasts

BIKINIS! CATFIGHTS! HOT BABES!

OK, that should get your attention! Fountain Abbey is having a series of catfights, and, posts some videos featuring women in bikinis! Warning to Feminuts and over sensitive American Family Association types, this post will OFFEND YOU! Which, of course, is why I posted it! You see, I enjoy offending those folks!