Naked Idiot Tripping On Acid Tells Cops To Go Ahead And Cut Off His Penis

Naked UF Student Asks Cops To Cut His Penis Off (Oh, He Was On LSD) – Miami New Times

During a confrontation with police, 19-year-old University of Florida student Michael Silecchia begged the officers not to cut his penis off. Then he seemingly had an abrupt change of mind and started asking police to in fact go ahead and cut his manhood off.

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We should probably mention that he was stark naked at the time and tripping on LSD.

According to The Florida Independent Alligator, Gainesville Police were called in the early hours of Saturday morning to a student apartment complex near campus. Silecchia was disturbing his neighbors by running through the halls.

When officers arrive the student decided to strip naked and also informed police that he was both “God” and “straight.”

He then asked police not to cut his penis off, before asking them to do so. When you’re already tripping your balls off, that sort of logic kind of makes sense.

Police tried to subdue Silecchia but he turned and struck a female officer in the head.

Eventually the student was Tasered six times, hand-cuffed, and taken to a university hospital. At the hospital he also allegedly spit in an employees face. After a three-day stay, he was booked into jail on charges of battery on an officer and resisting arrest.

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Drunken Idiot Busted After Calling 911, Asking Cops To Deliver Cigarettes To Her House

Texas Woman Arrested After Calling 911 For Cigarettes, Police Say – Fox News

Authorities in North Texas say a 48-year-old woman called 911 to have a deputy deliver cigarettes to her home.

Hood County sheriff’s Lt. Kathy Jividen says the woman, a Granbury resident, called 911 on Feb. 11 asking for the cigarettes. Jividen says the woman instead received a visit from two deputies and was arrested.

She was charged with a misdemeanor count of abuse of 911. She was later released from the Hood County jail on a $1,000 bond.

Jividen says the caller was “very intoxicated” when she dialed 911.

Granbury is about 65 miles southwest of Dallas.

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Murder Solved After Cops Find Crime Scene Tattooed On Gang Member’s Chest

Murder Solved After Cops Find Crime Scene Tattooed On Gang Member’s Chest – The Blaze

When 23-year old John Juarez was shot dead in front of the Los-Angeles-area Ed’s Liquor in 2004, cops couldn’t figure out who did it. The case sat unsvolved and cold for four years. That is until a vigilant cop happened upon a curious mug shot:

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That’s 22-year old Anthony Garcia, a member of the notorious LA gang Rivera-13, who was arrested in 2008 for driving without a license. As part of procedure, cops took a picture of his tattoos and entered it into a database. Later that year, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Homicide Detective Sergeant Kevin Lloyd was looking through the photos. That’s when he noticed something odd: the scene tattooed on the front of Garcia‘s chest looked a lot like the the crime scene from Juarez’s murder:

The LA Sheriff’s Department describes the similarities Lloyd noticed:

He pored over the cold case file and compared the crime scene photos with the photo of the tattoo on Garcia’s chest.

The tattoo window and frames of the store are similar to the crime scene photo of the liquor store, even the tattoo line on the roof represents the Christmas lights.

The tattoo shows a peanut man being shot then falling down face down. A helicopter is depicted shooting the peanut man.

The gang nickname of convicted murderer Anthony Garcia is “Chopper.” (Chopper is common slang for a helicopter)

Garcia’s gang refers to members of their rival gang as “peanuts.”

The direction that the shots were actually fired, matched those in the tattoo.

The tattoo street light and street sign to the left of the liquor store resemble the corner of Rosemead and Carron St., the scene of the murder.

The Daily Mail reports what happened next:

After Lloyd recognised the mural, sheriff’s detectives arrested Garcia for the shooting and officers, posing as gang members, got a confession from the gang member who bragged to them about carrying out the shooting.

This week, it led to a first-degree murder conviction in a case that police had at one time given up hope of ever solving.

Lloyd, the investigator who cracked the case, had been at the scene of the murder in 2004 when he was a station sergeant in Pico Rivera, Los Angeles.

“Think about it. He tattooed his confession on his chest. You have a degree of fate with this,” Captain Mike Parker told the LA Times.

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3-Year-Old To Cops: Did You Find My Mom’s Weed?

3-Year-Old To Cops: Did You Find My Mom’s Weed? – KVUE

A young boy helped an Austin police officer find drugs they say his mother was trying to hide.

Police arrested 22-year-old Johnisha Terry for tampering with evidence and possession of marijuana. She was a passenger in a car police pulled over for a minor traffic violation Monday.

Officers say Terry started fumbling under her seat. After pulling her out, the officer did a search of the car.

Terry’s three-year-old son asked the officer if he had found his mother’s weed. The boy then pointed to where the officer could find it, under the passenger seat.

Terry was also wanted for three outstanding warrants. Her bail has been set at $5,000.

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