Drunk Woman Arrested After Showing Up Naked To Visit Husband In Jail

Drunk Woman Shows Up Naked To Visit Husband In Jail – Bizarre World News

A 26-year-old Reston woman was arrested Saturday night after allegedly showing up naked at the Arlington Magistrate’s Office.

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Police say Maura Fussell arrived at the magistrate’s office around 11:00 p.m. seeking to visit her husband, who had been arrested in Clarendon earlier that day. She was drunk, completely naked and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab, according to Arlington County Police spokesman Dustin Sternbeck.

Sternbeck was unable to say whether Fussell arrived at the office wearing clothes and subsequently removed them, or whether she arrived there naked.

Fussell was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and drunk in public. She was held in jail until sober, police said.

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Drunk Dude Claims He Stole Delivery Truck To Escape Zombies

Garrett Hurlbut Charged With Stealing Newspaper Truck To Escape Zombie Apocalypse – Weekly Vice

Garrett Hurlbut, a 23-year-old Minnesota man, has been charged after he allegedly stole a newspaper delivery truck while attempting to flee from zombies.

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According to police, officers were instructed to be on the lookout for a Star Tribune newspaper truck after receiving a report that a man had stolen the vehicle while the driver was attempting to stock newspapers at a local gas station.

Investigators say the truck was located several blocks away from the gas station a short time later. An injured man, later identified as Hurlbut, was also found laying near the truck.

During a police interview, Hurlbut claimed that he fled in the truck because he was “running from zombies” and eventually “fell or jumped” from the truck during his alleged escape. Officers noted Hurlbut’s bloodshot eyes and strong odor of alcohol during the interview.

Hurlbut was then taken to a local hospital where he was treated for the injuries he received while fleeing the truck. A blood test later revealed his blood alcohol level to be more than twice the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle.

At the hospital, Hurlbut reportedly continued to talk about the zombies who chased him and his fear of being caught by them.

He was later charged by summons with stealing a motor vehicle.

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Woman Repeatedly Calls 911 To Report “Drunk People Inside Bar”

Woman Repeatedly Calls 911 To Report “Drunk People Inside Bar” – Weekly Vice

Mary Jaggers of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida has been jailed after she allegedly called 911 to report that there were drunk people inside the bar she was visiting.

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According to police, Jaggers called 911 six different times to complain that there were drunk people inside Artie’s Sportsman Lounge.

Arriving officers spoke with Jaggers, who demanded the arrest of everyone inside the bar. A pat down search, however, revealed that she was in possession of hydrocodone without a prescription.

Jaggers was taken into custody and no other arrests were made.

At her arraignment hearing on Tuesday, Jagger told the judge that she repeatedly called police to prevent anyone from driving home drunk.

“I have a feeling that the mixture between Artie’s Bar and the hydrocodone probably led to count two, the calling of 911,” said Judge Hurley during the hearing.

Jaggers was booked into jail and charged with misuse of 911 and possession of hyrocodone without a prescription.

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Drunken Idiot Busted After Calling 911, Asking Cops To Deliver Cigarettes To Her House

Texas Woman Arrested After Calling 911 For Cigarettes, Police Say – Fox News

Authorities in North Texas say a 48-year-old woman called 911 to have a deputy deliver cigarettes to her home.

Hood County sheriff’s Lt. Kathy Jividen says the woman, a Granbury resident, called 911 on Feb. 11 asking for the cigarettes. Jividen says the woman instead received a visit from two deputies and was arrested.

She was charged with a misdemeanor count of abuse of 911. She was later released from the Hood County jail on a $1,000 bond.

Jividen says the caller was “very intoxicated” when she dialed 911.

Granbury is about 65 miles southwest of Dallas.

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Dozens More NATO Fuel Tankers Burn In Pakistan – Yahoo News

Gunmen torched more than two dozen tankers carrying fuel to NATO troops and killed a driver Wednesday, the sixth attack on convoys taking supplies to Afghanistan since Pakistan closed a key border crossing almost a week ago.

Islamabad shut down the Torkham crossing along the fabled Khyber Pass last Thursday after a NATO helicopter attack in the border area killed three Pakistani troops. The closure has left hundreds of trucks stranded alongside the country’s highways and bottlenecked traffic heading to the one route into Afghanistan from the south that has remained open.

In Washington, Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell said an investigation of the helicopter attack was expected to be concluded later Wednesday, and that he expected the spat between allies could be resolved soon.

Tension between the two countries has also been fueled by a record number of U.S. drone strikes in recent weeks, including one Wednesday that killed six militants in the North Waziristan tribal area near the Afghan border.

The U.S. has played down the impact of Pakistan closing the Torkham crossing, saying it has supply routes through other countries into Afghanistan and the closure has not caused fuel problems for NATO troops.

“We don’t suspect it will, even if this were to last into the future,” said Morrell Tuesday at the Pentagon. “But we really do have a sense we’re making progress and this can be resolved soon.”

Hundreds of supply trucks still cross into landlocked Afghanistan each day through the Chaman crossing in southwestern Pakistan and via Central Asian states.

Still, Pakistan is the fastest and cheapest way to get goods to Afghanistan, and trouble with other routes in the past makes it even more vital. Uzbekistan evicted U.S. troops from a base that was used to ferry supplies into Afghanistan, and last year Kyrgyzstan threatened to do the same, though it has since backed down.

The tanker attack early Wednesday morning came on trucks on their way to the Chaman crossing.

An unidentified number of gunmen in two vehicles attacked the trucks as they sat in the parking lot of a roadside hotel on the outskirts of Quetta, the capital of Baluchistan province. At least 25 trucks were destroyed by fire that spread quickly from vehicle to vehicle, senior police official Hamid Shakil said.

Of the six attacks on convoys bringing supplies in from the port city of Karachi since the Torkham closure, four were on trucks heading to that crossing and two were on their way to Chaman.

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Middle Class Slams Brakes On Spending – Wall Street Journal

Middle-class Americans made their deepest spending cuts in more than two decades, slashing spending on such discretionary items as restaurant meals and alcohol during the recession.

Households in the middle fifth of the population sliced their average annual spending to $41,150 in 2009, the Labor Department said Tuesday in its annual spending breakdown.

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Fully Equipped Firefighters Watch House Burn To The Ground – Reed Insurance

Gene Cranick and his family lost all of their possessions, and watched their family pets die as their home was engulfed in flames last Wednesday September 29th.

Orbion County Firefighters refused to respond to the scene because the homeowner hadn’t paid a required $75 annual fee. The fire began when the Cranick’s grandson was burning trash near the home.

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Coldest Winter In 1,000 Years On Its Way – RT

After the record heat wave this summer, Russia’s weather seems to have acquired a taste for the extreme. Forecasters say this winter could be the coldest Europe has seen in the last 1,000 years.

The change is reportedly connected with the speed of the Gulf Stream, which has shrunk in half in recent years. Scientists say that it means the stream will not be able to compensate for the cold from the Arctic.

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3M To Drop Retirees From Medical Coverage Over Obamacare – American Pundit

Today, 3M becomes just the latest company to announce that it will be forced to drop insured retirees from its medical plan starting in 2013. The move comes in response to ObamaCare.

Retirees previously covered by the private sector will be forced onto the overloaded Medicare-backed insurance programs, shifting people from private sector coverage to government-based coverage.

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21,000 Iowans To Lose Medicare Plans – Daily Caller

About 21,000 Iowans received notice last week that their insurers would no longer provide their Medicare Advantage plans in 2011, a state agency said.

With Medicare Advantage, Iowa seniors get their health insurance through a private company, instead of directly through the government Medicare program. The plans often provide coverage such as prescription drugs.

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2,300 North Dakotans And 44,000 Minnesotans Losing Medicare Advantage Coverage – SayAnything

Five insurance companies including Minnetonka-based Medica next year will stop providing a particular type of Medicare health plan in much of Minnesota, a state official said Thursday.

That means some 44,000 beneficiaries will need to shop for new coverage. The insurers compete in the market for Medicare Advantage health plans, where some 350,000 state residents buy their coverage.

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Democrat Candidate Joe Garcia’s Donor Linked To Fidel Castro – FactReal

Joe Garcia, Democrat candidate for Congress in Florida’s 25th district, has been accepting thousands of dollars in donations from John Cabanas, friend and partner of Fidel Castro.

Reported contributions from April through August, 2010: John Cabanas $2,400 5/19/2010 – John Cabanas $2,400 5/19/2010 – Adalgiza Cabanas $2,400 5/19/2010 – Adalgiza Cabanas $2,400 5/19/2010.

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100 Drunken B.C. Women Brawl Over Male Stripper – Calgary Herald

A drunken brawl broke out among a group of women at a Vancouver Island bar over the weekend after one woman blocked another woman’s view of a male stripper.

More than 100 woman were at a fundraiser on Friday night watching a man dressed as a police officer peel off his uniform when a women who was standing on a chair refused to get down after another argued she didn’t have a clear view.

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Burglar Hangs Neighbor’s Stolen Curtains In His Own Windows – APP

A British burglar who stole his neighbor’s curtains was caught after he put them up in his own windows. Jason Williams broke into a neighbor’s home and allegedly stole tools, two ashtrays, lamb steaks and the curtains before hanging them up in his home.

The 38-year-old at first denied the crime when the victims came to his door to ask why their curtains were in his house.

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Man Shoots Teen In Buttocks For Refusing To Pull Up His Pants – Weekly Vice

Kenneth E. Bonds, 45, was jailed Saturday after he allegedly shot a teen in his buttocks because the boy refused to pull up his pants.

According to Shelby County Police, two teens, ages 16 and 17, were walking to a candy store around 7:30 p.m. when Bonds started yelling at them to pull up their pants. He then shouted profanities at them, ordering them to “do what he told them to do.”

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Drunk Power Ranger Arrested For Trespassing – The Republic

Police who were called to a report of a prowler over the weekend at a motor home in Centralia found a “superhero” inside.

Commander Jim Rich told KITI the man in a Green Power Ranger costume appeared lost and disoriented and apparently had been drinking. Rich says the 28-year-old Centralia man apparently was dropped off by some friends at the wrong house after a party.

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