Drunken Idiot Attempts To Rob Bank Using Underpants As A Mask

Drunk Attempts Bank Heist In Underpants Mask – The Local

At 10am last Friday, Daniel Anfray, 56, walked into a bank in Mortain, Normandy, with the intention of robbing the establishment and taking whatever cash he could get.

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Despite it being breakfast-time, Anfray had evidently given himself some dutch courage in readiness for the heist..

Whether to shock staff at the bank, or to hide his identity from surveillance cameras, the pièce de la résistance of Anfray’s scheme was to wear a pair of men’s underpants over his face, according to local French daily La Manche Libre.

Despite this attempted subterfuge, Anfray was immediately recognized by a member of the bank’s staff.

Apparently well-used to his repeated shenanigans, the female teller calmly persuaded Anfray to drop the Opinel pocket knife he had been brandishing, and then called the police.

When tested, the would-be bank robber was found to have 2 mg of alcohol in his blood stream.

Appearing in court on Monday, Anfray, who had only just been released from prison for driving while intoxicated, immediately admitted to the badly-conceived stick-up.

He also confessed to stealing two bicycles on the previous two days, saying “I was completely lost when I got out of prison. I only wanted to go into town, but it got out of hand.”

For his part, Anfray’s lawyer presented to the court an image of a sad and lonely man. “My client needs someone to hold his hand,” he said.

“And prison needs to play its part by reintegrating him into society,” he added.

The court on Monday ordered that Anfray serve an eight-month prison sentence for his pocket knife and underpants antics, though four months were suspended.

Furthermore, Anfray must undergo alcohol withdrawal treatment and psychiatric care, and is forbidden from carrying a weapon or frequenting any establishment that sells alcohol.

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Drunken Imbecile Calls 911 Nine Times, Asks For A Cheeseburger (Video)

Man Calls 911 Repeatedly For Cheeseburger – WKMG

A man’s cheeseburger cravings landed him in jail in Indiana.

Gregory Jackson Sr., 52, dialed 911 not once, not twice, but nine times last weekend to order a cheeseburger, Indianapolis TV station WISH reported.

The dispatcher, who sounded pretty irritated, initially hung up on him.

Dispatcher: OK, so why did you call 911 for, what do you need.

Dispatcher: Do you have an emergency?

Jackson: A cheeseburger.

Dispatcher: Have a good day.

After eight more calls, the dispatcher told Jackson “we don’t take cheeseburger orders” and sent police to his home in New Castle, The Star Press reported.

Turns out, Jackson, who was highly intoxicated, has an extensive criminal record and was arrested on an outstanding warrant, according to WISH.

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Class Act: Drunken ‘Twilight’ Actor Urinates In Middle Of LAX Terminal (Video)

‘Twilight’ Actor Charged With Public Intoxication After Urinating On Airport Floor – Weekly Vice

Bronson Pelletier, a 26-year-old actor best known for his role in the Twilight movie series, was jailed mid-December after he allegedly pulled out his penis and urinated on the floor at Los Angeles International Airport.

Details of the arrest went viral on the Internet after a video that captured the event was posted on YouTube Wednesday.

According to reports, a visibly intoxicated Pelletier was being escorted through LAX by airport security when the alleged urination took place.

A video that captured the event shows Pelletier stumbling about as an airport security officer stood by. Pelletier then exposed himself in a public terminal and began urinating on the airport floor.

Pelletier had nearly completed the deed when an airport police officer took him to the ground and placed him under arrest.

Pelletier was removed from the airport and charged with public intoxication. His arraignment hearing has been set for January 7.

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