We Already Met Our Knucklehead Quota (Howie Carr)

We Already Met Our Knucklehead Quota – Howie Carr

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First he ruins the health care system. Now he wants to come in and wreck the World Series.

Say it ain’t so, B.O.

How can we miss this guy when he won’t go away?

Yesterday, the White House was dithering back and forth over whether to go to Game 6 tonight. They haven’t been this confused since they were trying to decide whether to bomb Syria.

Listen, Mr. President, I understand that sports is one of many subjects you know absolutely nothing about. But trust me on this – tonight is going to be a big night for what the mayor calls “knuckleheads.”

Local knuckleheads. Granted, you have proven beyond a doubt this month with Obamacare that you are by far the biggest knucklehead in the nation, but this is not where you belong tonight.

This should be the night the Red Sox, or the Red Sock, as Mumbles calls them, wrap up what he last week termed the “World Serious Cup.”

Mr. President, you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

Imagine the posters you’ll see up in the stands tonight if you try to big-foot the celebration:

“Obama Lied, My Health Care Died.”

“You Owe Me $2,500.”

“Ask Me About My Death Panel.”

Why now? This trip has only been on the drawing board for a week or so. The White House had to know there was a better-than-even chance there would be a World Series game here tonight.

Big day for the stores around Faneuil Hall. And now they’re shut down from 11 a.m. til 4 p.m. But who cares about them? They’re in the Dreaded Private Sector.

Then there’s the gridlock in the middle of the afternoon commute (assuming, knock on wood, he leaves before the game). But what does Barack care about the commuters – they work for a living. Not Obama voters, in other words.

This is how curses are born, hosting a guy who turns everything he touches to excrement. And you know damn well Obama would have to drift into the Fox broadcast booth for one of those painful chats like the one in Chicago where he talked about “Kaminsky” (rhymes with Alinsky) “Field” (as opposed to Park).

The announcers asked him who his favorite White Sox player was. He didn’t have a clue, not one. He just tried to change the subject by saying his favorite team was really the Oakland A’s.

When it comes to baseball lore, Barry makes John Kerry look like Bill James.

Listen, Mr. President, I have an idea. If you decide to stick around, why don’t you send the limo over to Southie to pick up Auntie Zeituni while you’re harvesting big bucks at Alan Solomont’s mansion in Weston.

Then the limo can pick you up and drive to Framingham, where you can meet your beloved Uncle Omar and buy a round for the house at the Chicken Bone. It’s Karaoke Night at the Bone!

Just stay out of Fenway Park, or is that Funway Field, Mr. President?

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It’s Code Red In Moonbat Nation (By Howie Carr)

It’s Code Red In Moonbat Nation – Howie Carr

The moonbats are melting down. They look at the polls, they see Romney ahead, and they react the only way they know how – badly.

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An outbreak of Bush Derangement Syndrome, a mental disorder previously believed to have been eradicated in 2009, was observed last week at Hofstra University.

MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell, the tough street kid from St. Sebastian’s and Harvard, challenges Tagg Romney, that wimp from Belmont Hill, to a fistfight. Preppie-on-preppie crime.

Ann Romney is badgered on “The View” about Mormonism, by yentas who would never dare say anything negative about, say, Islam.

After midnight the guilt-ridden trustafarians toss and turn in their beds, their prescription antidepressants and opiates powerless against the dread that fills their vacant skulls.

President Mitt Romney? Aaaarrrrrgh!!!

Barack Obama, reduced to the presidency… of the Choom Gang.

Your average moonbat is approaching the checkout counter – sensible shoes, gray ponytails, tent-like dresses, handicap placards. And now, what’s left of their minds are going through the changes again.

If Mitt wins, they’ll have to go back to holding candlelight vigils every Saturday night on their suburban commons. New bumper stickers will have be ordered – Mitt Lied, (Fill in the Blank) Died. They’ll think of somebody Mitt killed. After all, he’s a Republican.

If their Messiah loses, the Patriot Act will suddenly become unconstitutional again. For the first time in four years, drone strikes in Afghanistan will be genocide.

Hey hey, ho ho, Camp Gitmo’s gotta go.

If Mitt wins, Barack won’t be able to finish lowering the sea levels?

Come back Cindy Sheehan, all is forgiven. Ditto, Code Pink.

Four-dollar-a-gallon gas – it won’t be good for the environment anymore, not if a Republican is living in the White House. It’ll be the biggest outrage of all time. Damn Big Oil!

Moonbats hate Matt Drudge, but now they’re praying he was right when he speculated last night that Gloria Allred has found a new scorned woman who’s about to drop another big sex scandal on the GOP.

Can you imagine the indignities of a Romney presidency? Who knows if most of these wrinkly moonbats will even survive long enough to see decorative French ticklers and hash pipes back on the White House Christmas tree, as in the glory days of the Clinton administration.

Bitter clingers riding high.

A president who goes to church on Sunday? What’s next, work requirements for welfare recipients?

President Mitt Romney? No more apology tours of the Mideast, no more bowing and scraping to tinpot dictators.

Did you watch Comrade Chris Matthews last week questioning whether it was constitutional for Mitt Romney to interrupt the One Who Sends Thrills Up His Leg?

Only 16 days to turn it around. And if the One can’t, well… Elizabeth Warren for President 2016.

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 12/02/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 11/18/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 11/11/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 11/04/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 10/28/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 10/21/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 10/07/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 09/30/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 09/23/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 09/09/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 09/02/11

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Illegal Aliens Ghosts In Eyes Of Democrats (Howie Carr)

Illegal Aliens Ghosts In Eyes Of Democrats – Howie Carr

The only thing that surprises me is that the town of Framingham reports that Uncle Omar is not registered to vote.

So what if the president’s half-uncle is an illegal alien? You think that stops the, ahem, undocumented workers? You know what they say: They’re only here to vote for the Democrats that Americans won’t vote for anymore.

Illegal aliens are the problem that dares not speak its name – at least not in the Beautiful People precincts. Could the Globe have possibly given this story a bigger leaving-alone? We weren’t the first to ID him as the president’s uncle, but I did mention the drunken-driving arrest of a guy named Obama in my Sunday Herald column. I’d heard about it Friday night on my radio show.

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TAKING IT EASY: President Obama’s aunt, Zeituni Onyango, sits in her South Boston apartment in 2009. She was on welfare as an illegal alien.

Liberals can’t even bear to hear the phrase “illegal alien.” I’ll give you an example. Yesterday, his family buried Matthew Denice, the 23-year-old American who was killed 10 days ago when a drunken illegal alien roofer from Ecuador allegedly ran him down and then backed over him in a pickup truck.

Milford’s state senator is Richard Moore, a moderate Democrat. At least moderate enough to write a letter after Denice’s death to Gov. Deval Patrick, asking him “to reconsider his position against a federal program that would prioritize the deportation of illegal immigrants with criminal pasts.”

That’s from a newspaper story posted on Sen. Moore’s Web site.

On Monday, Moore makes a motion to adjourn the Senate in memory of Matthew Denice, who – I’m quoting from Moore’s citation – “was hit by a pickup truck driven by an unlicensed driver who has subsequently been charged with numerous violations of law including operating under the influence, failing to yield at a stop sign, and leaving the scene after a fatality.”

Sen. Moore, what happened to the “illegal immigrants” and “deportation”?

Will Uncle Omar ever be deported? Of course not. Look what happened to his sister, Auntie Zeituni. Hell, she was on welfare when she was an illegal alien, before she even was granted asylum.

After he wins “asylum,” maybe Hollywood can give Uncle Omar his own reality show. They could call it “Everybody Loves Omar,” or “Curb Your Immigration.” Or “CSI: The Chicken Bone.”

Barack, I think it’s time for another beer summit. At the Chicken Bone.

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 08/26/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 08/12/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 08/05/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 07/22/11

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*AUDIO* Howie Carr: Podcasts For Week Ending 07/15/11

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