Assclown Jailed For Masturbating With Stick Of Pepperoni In Grocery Store

John Allison Had A Spicy Date Waiting For Him In The Deli Section – Weekly Vice

John Allison, a 41-year-old Potsdam man, was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly masturbated with a stick of pepperoni at a local grocery store – then put the food product back on the shelf for others to enjoy.

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According to New York state police, Allison entered the Hannaford Grocery store at St. Lawrence Plaza, grabbed a stick of pepperoni, and proceeded to rub his penis against it.

After satisfying himself, Allison placed the pepperoni back on the shelf and attempted to exit the store.

A loss prevention officer who witnessed the act over surveillance video called police and provided them with video of what had transpired.

Allison was charged with public lewdness and fourth-degree criminal mischief. He is currently being held in lieu of $1,000 cash bail or $2,000 bond.

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Perv Jailed After Masturbating In Front Of Woman’s Children Before Hitting On Her

Perv Jailed After Masturbating In Front Of Woman’s Children Before Hitting On Her – Weekly Vice

Adam Griffith, a 28-year-old Florida man, was jailed Sunday after he allegedly masturbated in front of a woman and her children, then tried to hit on her.

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According to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office, a woman and her two children were walking out to their vehicle at the Anderson Snow Sports Complex when the woman noticed a man fondling himself in a car parked nearby.

The man, later identified as Griffith, was exposing his genitals in clear view of the children as he masturbated inside the car. The woman quickly got her children into the car and called 911.

Once the woman and children were inside their car, Griffith approached the woman with his genitals completely exposed and said “Damn girl, you’re fine. Do you have a man?”

Deputies arrived on the scene moments later and took Griffith into custody.

Griffith was booked into the Hernando County Jail and charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious indecent exposure. His bond has been set at $30,000.

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Scumbag Fakes Cancer To Scam Donors Out Of Thousands, Used Money To Fuel Drug Habit

Brittany Ozarowski Jailed After Faking Cancer To Scam Donors Out Of Thousands, Used Money To Fuel Raging Drug Habit – Weekly Vice

Brittany Ozarowski, a 21-year-old New York woman, was arraigned Thursday after she allegedly faked having cancer to solicit thousand of dollars in donations from unsuspecting donors.

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According to police, Ozarowski was arrested April 1 as she stood outside a local supermarket, soliciting donations for cancer treatments she never required. Instead, police say, she was using the money to fund a rabid heroin addiction habit.

Investigators say Ozarowski has spent the last year soliciting financial support from her community, her family, business leaders and various online donors, claiming to be a victim of bone, brain, stomach, thyroid and ovarian cancers.

Ozarowski reportedly convinced area retailers to display a donation jar in their businesses, and erected a website so that donors could donate directly to her PayPal account. The website includes a heartbreaking account of a car accident that she ostensibly suffered and her ongoing bout with cancer.

The website, which has since been shut down, included the following excerpts:

“Let me begin by introducing myself, my name is Brittany and I am 20 years old. In March of 2011 I was in a terrible car accident where I sustained multiple injuries as follows: I shattered my right femoral head, fractured my right femur, fractured my pelvis, dislocated and fractured my S.I joint in my back, collapsed my right lung, had 20 staples in my head, fractured my L1, L3, and L5 in my spine and shattered my L2. I have nerve damage and severe muscle abnormalities throughout my body. In September of 2011 I was diagnosed with stage two ovarian cancer as well as stomach cancer. After multiple treatments of both radiation and chemotherapy I had beaten cancer as of December 2011.

I was cancer free until they had found a tumor on my left hip in February 2012. That is when I found out that I have bone cancer. The cancer has spread to my spine as well as my brain. So once again I was in need of radiation treatments as well as chemotherapy treatments. This time the medicine was much more expensive and my family had already liquidated all assets since September. I have tried to receive financial help from many different charities, catholic charities, cancer organizations, and organizations of all types for that matter. It is very hard to receive financial help. The treatments are about $33,000 each day and although my doctor has been incredible with helping my family financially I am still short. I have set up donation jars around my town in hopes of getting help from the community. Many places will not help with fundraising to individuals only organizations. I have very few options left and I am still in desperate need of treatments.”

The website then directed visitors to a PayPal link that has also been disabled. A temporary cache of the site can be found here.

“The truth is, she is a 21-year-old drug addict with four open narcotics cases,” said Suffolk County DA Thomas Spota. “We have strong evidence she forged doctors’ notes to avoid court appearances.”

Prosecutors also say Ozarowski’s grandmother gave her about $100,000 to help with cancer treatments after selling her home to move to Florida. Business leaders in the county also held fund raising events for her and ponied up large personal donations that added up to tens of thousands of dollars.

“The defendant perpetrated an absolutely despicable scam,” said Spota. “She has no conscience at all.”

“She broke my heart and she broke a lot of hearts,” said a pet store owner who helped raise $4,000 for Brittany’s purported medical expenses. The pet store owner, Liz Patricola, is a survivor of breast cancer.

Ozarowski was booked into the Suffolk County Jail and indicted Thursday on 24 counts of fraud. She is being held in lieu of $150,000 bond.

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Crazy Witch Jailed After Posting Craigslist Ad Asking For Sex Fantasy, Then Falsely Reporting The Encounter As Rape

Crazy Witch Jailed After Posting Craigslist Ad Asking For Sex Fantasy, Then Falsely Reporting The Encounter As Rape – Weekly Vice

Mary Kate Gullickson, a 20-year-old North Dakota State University Student, was jailed after she allegedly posted a request for sex on Craigslist, then told police she had been kidnapped and raped.

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According to North Dakota State University police, Gullickson reportedly posted an ad on Craigslist, stating that she wished to experience a sexual fantasy that involved a mock kidnap and rape scenario.

Gullickson reportedly communicated to multiple responders that she wanted to picked up off the street, bound with duct tape and then forced to have sex. She then requested that she be dropped off at the location where she was found.

One of the ad responders agreed to Guillickson’s request and role played the fantasy with her. At the conclusion of the encounter, Gullickson promptly went to police and stated that she had been kidnapped and raped.

News of the purported rape spread across the NDSU campus, prompting police to devote a large amount of manpower and resources towards identifying a suspect in the case

When news of the investigation reached the man who agreed to role play Gullickson’s fantasy, he stepped forward to set the record straight about the incident.

Investigators tracked down Gullickson’s Craigslist ad and uncovered the email and phone number associated with it. Investigators also searched Gullickson’s iPhone, which contained so many responses to the ad, Gullickson was unable to identify which response came from the man she ultimately accused of raping her.

Guillickson also allegedly asked some of the responders to pay her $100 for the privilege of participating in the fantasy with her.

When asked why she lied to police about the alleged rape, Gullickson stated that her boyfriend forced her to report the encounter as a rape.

Gullickson was booked into the Cass County Jail and charged with providing false information to law enforcement. She pleaded guilty to the charge at her arraignment and was sentenced on the spot to a one-year suspended sentence and a year of supervised probation.

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Douchebag Couple Jailed After Video Shows Mother Forcing Toddler To Inhale Bong Hit

Douchebag Couple Jailed After Video Shows Mother Forcing Toddler To Inhale Bong Hit – Weekly Vice

Rachelle Braaten, 24, and Tyler Lee, 25, were jailed after they allegedly forced their 22-month-old son to smoke marijuana out of a bong.

According to Centralia police, an investigation was launched after detectives received a cell phone video from an anonymous witness that showed a mother placing a smoke filled marijuana bong up to her child’s face, so that he could inhale from it.

Investigators say the room erupted in laughter after the toddler began coughing from the smoke.

Police took the child’s parents into custody at their residence. A search of the residence turned up 40 marijuana plants and several firearms.

The toddler, as well as his 5-year-old brother, were removed from the residence and placed into protective custody.

During a police interview, Lee admitted to selling marijuana to a dispensary, but denied being at the residence when the video was recorded..

Braaten was booked into the Lewis County Jail and charged with manufacture of marijuana and delivery of a controlled substance to a minor. Her bail was set at $20,000.
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Lee was booked into jail and charged with unlawful possession of a firearm (because he is a convicted felon) and manufacturing marijuana. He was released on Monday.

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Crazy Bitch Jailed After Making Eleventh False Rape Claim

Compulsive Liar Is Jailed For Making Her Eleventh False Rape Claim, Against An Innocent Man ‘Who She Decided She Didn’t Like Any More’ – Daily Mail

A compulsive liar has been jailed for 16 months after falsely claiming she had been raped 11 times in nine years.

Elizabeth Jones, 22, made her first fabricated allegation to police in 2004 when she was aged just 13, Southampton Crown Court was told.

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Police said that the young woman had accused at least one individual just because she did not like them anymore, putting innocent men through a ‘terrible emotional experience’.

Jones’ latest victim was arrested and quizzed for nine hours before being released without charge because CCTV footage disproved her claims she was forcibly taken to a property and raped.

They had an argument and she was angry with him, so decided to make her eleventh fabricated allegation of rape, police said.

It also emerged today that in 2009 she was given a ten month detention and training order for making up a sex attack.

Between 2005 and 2007 she had made eight other allegations, which police investigated, but she did not face court proceedings.

Police launched an investigation after Jones, from Southampton, Hampshire, instigated a friend to report she had been sexually assaulted.

She later went to the police station for a medical examination and repeated her allegation.

Prosecutor Jennie Rickman told Southampton Crown Court a man was arrested but he denied the rape allegation.

Ms Rickman said: ‘There is a history of her making false allegations of this nature and this is the 11th incident.

‘Police had to take her allegation seriously and carried out an appropriate investigation.

‘She was later arrested and accepted she had lied about being raped – she said she did it because she did not like him.’

Jones admitted to attempting to pervert the course of justice and was sentenced for 16 months.

Judge Derwin Hope said the offence was not only serious because of ‘the terrible emotional experience’ the man she accused had to endure, but also because it struck at the heart of the criminal justice system.

In mitigation, Megan Topliss revealed Jones’ disturbed childhood and the impact of being in care.

Jones immediately accepted she had lied when approached by the police and pleaded guilty at the earliest opportunity.

DC Tim Blanche, from Southampton’s Public Protection Department, was leading the investigation and revealed Miss Jones had ‘intimate contact’ with the last victim, ‘but they didn’t live together’.

‘The man was arrested and he gave a statement – he had to live his life with people accusing him of being a rapist,’ he said.

‘He became incredibly stressed and when he heard she got 16 months, he was disappointed and felt that the time wasn’t long enough, after what she put him through.’

DC Blanche felt that this was the ‘final straw’ for the 22-year-old woman, adding: ‘After the previous ten false allegations, Judge Hope felt that it was the final straw and had no choice but to sentence her to 16 months in prison.

‘The evidence in the case was so conclusive as the CCTV images were so clear.

‘I imagine that with the previous allegations the evidence hasn’t been there.

‘We encourage all victims to come forward, but sadly Elizabeth was one of the people that was not telling the truth.’

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Mother Jailed After Hiring Strippers For 16-Year-Old Son’s Birthday Party

Mother Jailed After Hiring Strippers For 16-Year-Old Son’s Birthday Party – Weekly Vice

Judy Viger, a 33-year-old New York woman was jailed after she allegedly hired strippers to perform at her son’s 16th birthday party.

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According to South Glen Falls Police, an investigation was launched after photos of the alleged strip show (shown below) were posted online.

Investigators say Viger arranged a birthday party for her 16-year-old son at the Spare Time Bowling Alley in South Glenn Falls.

Viger hired two dancers for the party, who performed for her son and other teenagers – some as young as 14 years old. The two performers stripped down to g-strings and bras before making physical contact with several teens attending the event.

One photograph, taken on a cell phone, shows an upside-down dancer with a teen’s head buried between her legs. In another photograph, Viger can be seen getting a piece of the action while several teen boys watched.

Police were called after a parent of a 15-year-old boy who attended the party found the photographs on Facebook.

Tops and Bottoms, the company that provided the dancers, released a statement claiming that the company’s employees did not know that teenagers were attending the event. The dancers who performed at the party will not be charged in the case.

Viger was booked into jail and charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child. She is scheduled to appear in court on March 7th.

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Likely Obama Supporter Jailed After He Was Allegedly Caught Masturbating During Employment Interview

Likely Obama Supporter Jailed After He Was Allegedly Caught Masturbating During Employment Interview – Weekly Vice

Willie Merriweather, a 53-year-old South Carolina man, was jailed Monday after he allegedly masturbated during an interview at a local staffing agency.

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According to the Aiken Department of Public Safety, Merriweather reportedly entered the staffing agency and was seated for an interview when the incident took place.

The interviewer told detectives that she was gathering personal information about the applicant, such as his name and date of birth, when she looked down and noticed that his penis was fully exposed and in his hand.

When the woman confronted Merriweather about his exposed penis and ordered him out of the building, Merriweather tried to argue that “it fell out.”

Police who were called to the scene located Merriweather a short time later and brought him down to police headquarters for an interview.

“The suspect did state that while he was talking to the victim, his penis fell out of his pants,” according to a police affidavit. “The suspect claims that he must have forgotten to zip his pants.”

A second employee from the staffing agency told detectives that they were familiar with Merriweather and that he always seeks out a female employee to interview with.

Detectives learned during the interview that Merriweather had a warrant issued for his arrest in connection to a similar incident that occurred on January 31.

During the previous incident, Merriweather was at another employment agency attempting to get an interview when the employee turned around and allegedly saw Merriweather masturbating with his genitals “completely exposed.”

Merriweather reportedly fled from the building when he was approached by a supervisor.

Merriweather was booked into the Aiken County Detention Center and charged with two counts of indecent exposure.

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Drunken Idiot Jailed After Repeatedly Calling 911, Requesting Ride To Mexico

Drunken Idiot Jailed After Repeatedly Calling 911, Requesting Ride To Mexico – Weekly Vice

Alvaro Francisco, a 26-year-old Immokalee man was jailed Sunday after he allegedly called 911 numerous times to ask for a ride to Mexico and other places.

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According to the Collier County Sheriff’s Office, Francisco called 911 ten times between Saturday at 8:16 p.m. and Sunday at 12:45 a.m.

Each time, Francisco asked the operator if he could have a ride to his friend’s house, his boss’s house, and even to Mexico. He was told that those requests were not considered an emergency.

Investigators say after the 10th call, officers were dispatched to Francisco’s residence.

When they arrived on the scene, they noted that he smelled of alcohol and appeared intoxicated. He was apprehended at his home without incident.

Francisco was booked into jail and charged with misuse of 911, a misdemeanor.

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Democrat Assemblyman Jailed After Threatening To Shoot Nevada Assembly Speaker

Assemblyman In jail, Accused Of Threatening Fellow Lawmaker – Las Vegas Sun

A Democratic assemblyman is in jail, arrested for threatening Democratic Speaker-elect Marilyn Kirkpatrick, according to North Las Vegas Police and Democratic sources familiar with the situation.

Assemblyman Steven Brooks, 40, of North Las Vegas made threats to harm a public official Saturday afternoon, police said in a news release Sunday morning. A source said he was arrested with a loaded gun after threatening to shoot Kirkpatrick.

Kirkpatrick and witnesses who corroborated the allegation prompted police to begin searching for Brooks. About 5:30 p.m., Brooks was seen driving in the area of Carey Avenue and Mt. Hood Street, where he was taken into custody without incident during a traffic stop.

Another Democratic source with knowledge of the situation said Brooks publicly threatened to harm Kirkpatrick because he was unhappy with the committee assignments given to him by Kirkpatrick. The 2013 Legislature begins Feb. 4.

Kirkpatrick was selected to lead the Assembly by the Democratic caucus, but she was expected to face divisions. Her caucus was split between her and Assemblyman William Horne, D-Las Vegas, after the presumed incoming speaker, Assemblyman Marcus Conklin, D-Las Vegas, lost his re-election bid. That threw the caucus into turmoil.

Brooks had told lobbyists and other lawmakers that he had expected to become chairman of the Assembly Ways and Means Committee, a powerful committee that oversees changes to the governor’s proposed budget. Assemblywoman Maggie Carlton, D-Las Vegas, was selected for the position.

Brooks was booked into Las Vegas City Jail on one count of intimidating a public officer by threat of physical violence.

North Las Vegas Police, citing the ongoing investigation, would not release further details.

Brendan Summers, executive director of the Assembly Democratic Caucus, released a statement saying, “We understand an investigation is currently ongoing, and we have no further comment at this time.”

Democratic sources with knowledge of the caucus said that Brooks’ behavior in caucus meetings had been “erratic” and leadership had begun documenting his behavior.

Brooks was first elected in 2010. He represents Assembly District 17.

Brooks had served as an assistant for Las Vegas City Councilman Ricki Barlow. He currently works as a management analyst with the city of Las Vegas for the Parks, Recreation and Neighborhood Services Department. His gross wage for 2011, when he also served for four months in the Legislature, was $32,873, according to transparentnevada.com. His wages for 2012 won’t be available until Tuesday, Las Vegas officials said.

“As is the city’s standard practice, we will treat this situation as a personnel matter, meaning the facts surrounding it will be thoroughly reviewed,” Las Vegas spokesman David Riggleman said. “Following that review, the city will take the appropriate action.”

Brooks in 2011 was drawn into a seat with Assemblyman Cresent Hardy, R-Mesquite, after the 2011 legislative session in lines determined by a bipartisan panel. Brooks moved into his current seat rather than face Hardy.

Brooks is 40 and has four children.

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Probable Obama Supporter Jailed After Stealing Police Cruiser, Fleeing To McDonald’s

Probable Obama Supporter Jailed After Stealing Police Cruiser, Fleeing To McDonald’s – Weekly Vice

Vanessa Brooks, a 22-year-old Florida woman was jailed Saturday after she allegedly stole a cell phone, stole an officer’s patrol car and then fled to a McDonald’s in Tampa.

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According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, police had been called to a St. Petersburg apartment complex on a domestic violence complaint when one of the officers left his patrol car running because a fight was in progress at the scene.

Another officer arrived on the scene and parked directly behind the first officer, but did not leave the keys in the car.

While the officers were dealing with the domestic dispute, Brooks flagged down a motorist on a nearby road – then reached into his vehicle, grabbed a cell phone out of his car and then fled on foot.

She then ran to a nearby apartment building, where police were dealing with the domestic dispute case. She got into the running police cruiser, backed into the parked cruiser, then took off with the vehicle. The officers were unaware of the incident until they were finished with the domestic case.

According to the Tampa Bay Police Department, the stolen cruiser was spotted by officers around 10:00 p.m. with Brooks sitting in the driver’s seat. When Brooks saw an officer approach her, she jumped out of the patrol car and fled on foot. She was apprehended a short distance away.

Brooks was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail and charged with grand theft auto, obstructing an officer, and burglary.

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Raving Assclown Jailed After Assaulting Woman, Laying Naked In Street, Threatening To Kill Cops

Raving Assclown Jailed After Assaulting Woman, Laying Naked In Street, Threatening To Kill Cops – Weekly Vice

Deni Noa, a 24-year-old Florida man was jailed Monday after he allegedly punched a random female driver in the face, stripped naked in the street, then threatened to kill arresting deputies.

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According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were called to the scene of an altercation after a witness reported that he saw a man, later identified as Noa, reach into a woman’s car and punch her in the face before fleeing the scene on foot.

When deputies arrived on the scene, They spoke to the victim who gave a description of the suspect.

While the deputy was talking to the victim, deputies received a report that a man had stripped off his clothing and was laying in the middle of a nearby road. The description of the second suspect matched the description provided by the woman from the assault report.

When the deputy arrived at the scene, he found two men struggling with a naked man in the middle of the road, attempting to put him in the trunk of a vehicle. The deputy held all three men at “Taser point” until back-up arrived on the scene. It was later determined that the other two men where Noa’s brothers.

Deputies helped Noa get dressed, and he was positively identified by the woman and a witness as the suspect from the first incident.

When deputies tried to handcuff Noa, he resisted and threatened the deputies’ lives. He continued to be physically belligerent at the station, even kicking an officer in the knee while being transported by elevator to the jail’s upper floors.

He was placed in a restraint chair for both his safety and the safety of the officers.

Noa was booked into the Monroe County Jail and charged with assault and battery on a law enforcement officer, making threats to a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence, and resisting arrest without violence. According to inmate records, this is his fifth time in that jail alone.

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Likely Obama Supporter Jailed After Repeatedly Trying To Purchase iPads With Food Stamp Card, Fleeing Scene With Merchandise

Likely Obama Supporter Jailed After Repeatedly Trying To Purchase iPads With Food Stamp Card, Fleeing Scene With Merchandise – Weekly Vice

Tracy Browning, a 38-year-old Louisville woman, was jailed after she allegedly tried to purchase several iPads with a food stamp card, then fled to another location where she tried to make the same transaction.

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According to Louisville police, Browning went to the Valley Station Walmart and tried to purchase two iPads with an Electronic Benefit Transfer card. When the transaction was denied, she assaulted a store clerk, pushed another employee to the ground and fled from the store with the merchandise.

Investigators say Browning went to another Walmart in the area a short time later and again attempted to buy several iPads with an EBT card. She was apprehended at the scene while attempting to flee with the merchandise.

Browning, according to police, has been banned from all Wal-Mart locations due to prior incidents with the store.

She was booked into the Louisville Metro Jail and charged with robbery, shoplifting and trespassing.

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Child Abuser Jailed After He Allegedly Hogtied His 11-Year-Old Daughter To Death

Child Abuser Jailed After He Allegedly Hogtied His 11-Year-Old Daughter To Death – Weekly Vice

Kenneth Stoddard, a 35-year-old Florida man, was jailed Wednesday after he repeatedly hogtied his 11-year-old daughter to a bed post.

The assault, investigators say, caused the little girl severe brain damage and eventually led to her death.

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According to the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office, emergency responders were called to the family’s home last Wednesday when the little girl stopped breathing and became unresponsive.

The victim, identified as 11-year-old Melissa Stoddard, was rushed to Doctor’s Hospital of Sarasota She was then transferred to All Children’s Hospital in St. Petersburg where doctors determined that she had suffered severe brain damage. Melissa Stoddard passed away five days later.

The county medical examiner’s office determined that the girl died from hypoxia. The report also noted that the girl had ligature marks on her upper arms, wrists, ankles and thigh area.

Florida DCF officials removed 5 children from the home, some of which told investigators that the girl was “hog tied” to a board and her mouth was covered with duct tape on a regular basis. The children also stated that the victim was sometimes tied up and then placed into a filthy family pool as punishment for bad behavior.

Kenneth Stoddard and his wife, Misty Stoddard, told investigators that they tied the girl up to keep her from harming herself or her siblings.

Misty Stoddard told DCF investigators that she thought the victim was “faking” when she went to check on her and found her unresponsive. When she checked again a few minutes later and saw that the victim was still unresponsive, she reportedly called 911.

Detectives noted in their report that Misty Stoddard gave several conflicting accounts of what happened prior to the little girl’s death. At one point in the interview, Mrs. Stoddard stopped answering questions and demanded to speak to an attorney.

A 15-year-old sibling told detectives that he was asked to help his mother remove a board from the house that was used to tie the victim down – even as the ambulance was en route to their home. The sibling also stated that he was instructed to bring scissors to cut the victim free and to dispose of the board in a wooded area across the street.

During a search of the home and immediate vicinity, investigators found two restraint boards, several rolls of duct tape and a helmet that had restraint straps tied to it. Clumps of used duct tape were found in and around areas where the little girl was bound.

Kenneth Stoddard was booked into jail and charged with aggravated child abuse. Charges in his case may be upgraded since the little girl passed away after his initial arrest.

Authorities have not indicated why Misty Stoddard has not yet been arrested, however the investigation is continuing and additional charges in the case are expected.

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Dumbass Jailed After Urinating On Officer’s Car During Traffic Stop (Video)

Dumbass Jailed After Urinating On Officer’s Car During Traffic Stop – Weekly Vice

Roger Alvin Henderson was jailed Monday after he allegedly urinated on a police cruiser during a traffic stop over window tint.

The officer was about to let Henderson go when he realized Henderson had already “gone.”

According to the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office, Henderson was stopped by an officer around 4:00 p.m when the officer noticed Henderson’s window tint and suspected it was darker than state guidelines allow.

During the stop, the officer instructed Henderson to wait by his cruiser while he checked to see if the window tint was within compliance.

After a quick check, the officer determined that the tint was indeed within guidelines and stopped to apologize to Henderson’s mother for holding them up.

The officer then prepared to release Henderson, when he noticed a large puddle of urine that had accumulated near Henderson’s feet.

“Did you just pee on my car?” Asked the officer. “You just pissed on my car!”

Henderson looked around – in a Cheshire Cat sort of way – realizing that he’d been caught. Henderson later denied intentionally urinating on the officer’s patrol car.

He was booked into jail and charged with indecent exposure.

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Mother And Daughter Jailed After Photographing Toddlers And A Baby With Joints In Their Mouths

Mother And Daughter Jailed After Photographing Toddlers And A Baby With Joints In Their Mouths – Weekly Vice

Beth Ann Hensley, a 51-year-old Leslie County woman, and her daughter, Tracy Hensley, were jailed after they photographed several children smoking marijuana and attempted to develop the photographs at a local store.

According to the Leslie County Sheriff’s Office, an investigation was launched when employees at a photo mart discovered multiple photographs of children with joints in their mouths and called police.

Investigators say Beth Hensley brought film to a local store to be developed, but later returned to the store and cancelled her order. Although the photographs had already been developed, Hensley left the store without the photographs.

The woman’s behavior made the employees suspicious, so they looked at the photographs in question and found several images of children with marijuana cigarettes and pipes in their mouths. Some photographs showed adults lighting the marijuana cigarettes while other photographs showed the children handling marijuana. One of the children photographed with marijuana was just one year old. The other children photographed were between the ages of 3 and 5 years old.

Beth Hensley, the woman who dropped the photographs off at the store for processing, has been identified as the childrens’ grandmother.

After officers viewed the photographs, they drove to Hensley’s residence with child welfare workers in tow. When officers entered the home, they found 24 marijuana plants and an undisclosed amount of processed marijuana.

Officers then went to the residence of Tracy Hensley, who is listed in the arrest affidavit as the childrens’ mother. Officers found 5 children living in the residence, many of which were matched to the incriminating photographs.

Beth Hensley claimed that the “marijuana cigarettes” in the pictures actually contained tobacco. She also told a local station that she took the pictures because she wanted her grandchildren to see how “crazy their grandmother was” when they got older.

Tracy Hensley was booked into jail and charged with unlawful transaction with a minor and child endangerment.

Beth Hensley was booked into jail and charged with cultivation and trafficking marijuana.

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Creepy Dude Jailed After Returning Used Enema Kits To Pharmacy In Resealed Packages

Creepy Dude Jailed After Returning Used Enema Kits To Pharmacy In Resealed Packages – Weekly Vice

Ronald Robinson, a 34-year-old Florida man has been indicted after he allegedly purchased, used, resealed and then returned up to a dozen enema kits over a 3 month period.

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According to Jacksonville police, an investigation was launched last June after a CVS employee became suspicious of a customer’s returned enema kit and notified police.

Investigators say Robinson purchased as many as a dozen enema kits, used them, resealed the packages and then returned them to the pharmacy over a three month period.

An employee at the pharmacy became suspicious when a recently returned enema kit appeared to have been tampered with. Employees inspected other enema kits on the shelf and discovered three more kits that appeared to have been tampered with.

The Florida Department of Health tested the products and confirmed that they had been contaminated with fecal matter before they were returned to the store.

Robinson was arrested three days after he attempted to return another box to the pharmacy that had been resealed.

He has now been indicted by a federal grand jury in Jacksonville on a charge of tampering with consumer products.

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Bath Salts-Crazed Man Jailed After Stripping Naked, Making Out With U-Haul Steering Wheel

Bath Salts-Crazed Man Jailed After Stripping Naked, Making Out With U-Haul Steering Wheel – Weekly Vice

Michael Anthony Hurtado, a 20-year-old Arizona Man was jailed Tuesday after he allegedly stripped naked and then made out with the steering wheel of a U-Haul truck while high on bath salts.

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According to the Tempe Police Department, a witness told officers that Hurtado reportedly crashed his truck into a gate at a local parking garage, got out of his vehicle completely naked and then locked himself inside a U-haul truck that was parked inside the garage.

Investigators say when officers arrived on the scene, Hurtado was still inside the U-Haul truck, kissing the steering wheel. Hurtado was reportedly rambling and acting irrationally. He was apprehended and placed inside a squad car, where he began kissing the cage.

He later admitted that he had taken bath salts prior to the incident. He was then taken to a hospital for treatment, and arrested upon release.

Hurtado was booked into jail on charges of criminal damage, criminal trespass, and driving under the influence.

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Crazy Bitch Jailed After Cutting Off Pet Rabbit’s Head In Front Of Two Horrified Children

Crazy Bitch Jailed After Cutting Off Pet Rabbit’s Head In Front Of Two Horrified Children – Weekly Vice

Tina Sandlin, a 35-year-old Florida woman was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly cut off the head of a family’s pet rabbit in front of two horrified children.

According to the Bay County Sheriff’s Office, Sandlin called two children out of their bedrooms on July 15, held their pet rabbit by its ears and then used a knife to cut off the animal’s head while the children watched.

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Investigators say the children were so upset, it took a while for them to share with their father what had happened.

Deputies were sent to a Southport residence to Tuesday to question Sandlin, however she was hiding under a mobile home on Newman Point Road when they arrived. Sandlin was eventually pulled out from under the mobile home and taken into custody.

Sandlin (who also goes by Tina Byng) was booked into the Bay County Jail and charged with two counts of child abuse/affliction of mental cruelty, felony cruelty to animals and resisting an officer without violence.

Sandlin was also apprehended on a warrant for an unrelated DUI case.

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Doofus Jailed After Shooting Friend To Death While Trying To Cure Him Of The Hiccups

Doofus Jailed After Shooting Friend To Death While Trying To Cure Him Of The Hiccups – Weekly Vice

Patrick Myers, a 27-year-old South Carolina man was jailed Monday after he allegedly shot a friend in the face while trying to cure him of the hiccups.

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According to police, Myers and two friends were watching a football game and drinking at his residence when one of the men developed a case of the hiccups.

That’s when Myers allegedly grabbed a gun and pointed it at his friend in an attempt to scare the “hiccups” out of him.

Investigators say hiccups were the least of his friend’s worries when the gun that was pointed at his face suddenly went off. The 22-year-old victim died at the scene.

Myers told detectives that the shooting was an accident and that he thought the gun had been loaded with “dummy rounds.”

Myers was booked into the Bell County Jail and charged with manslaughter.

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