Best of the Blogs Your Merry Christmas Edition

1389 leads off with some “hot” Liberal women?

90 Miles From Tyranny sums up government competence

A Conservative Edge: Chaos

Uncoached has some Santa’s that might weird you out

TC Mag has a vicious hockey hit

Soylent Siberia has a great cartoon

A Time for Choosing: When Liberals start bashing PC….

Kurt has some thoughts on gun control

Fritz offers up Santa’s helpers

Miss K has patience

Knuckledraggin has a WTF Christmas gift idea

I Love Bacon: What kind of juice?

Act Well has proof that JFK would never be a Democrat today

All American Blogger: Now the Statists want to tax your meat

Aleister: Hey, that Pajama Boy IS that big of a Douche Bag!

Hookers and Booze checks in with, well, what you might expect

Gunaxin has NFL Cheerleaders celebrating Christmas

Funtasticus has Friday Wild Girls

Donald Douglas has the true radical nature of ObamaCare

Among the Joshua Trees has some Rule 5 Gina Elise style

An Old Broad has some trifecta for us

Feral Irishman knows how to beat the Blues

Egotastic has Beyonce in a Bikini

Double Trouble has SEXY

Andrew Klavan is a national treasure

Angry Mike sees a worse 2o14

COED has Miss Coed Jacky Kvicky

The Chive has Photos of the Week

Busted Coverage has the hottest NBA dancers

Bearing Arms has a gun review

Blacikmailers has inked girls

Blazing Cat Fur has your Islamic Extremism story of the day

A Nod to the Gods has one angry cat!

Zion’s Trumpet has an idea about what is wrong in America

Wyblog: Governor Christie has a dream….

Barb will upset the Left by telling them about a good guy with a gun

Bluegrass Pundit: GLAAD, meet Backlash

Wreck the Halls? Why not says Bluebird

Wizbang: School bans poster because it might be religious

Wine Women and Politics: Sultry

Weasel Zippers has your surrender money moment

CM Blake has a common thread to mass shootings

Bob Belvedere: PRUDES!

Captains Journal: Another good guy with a gun

Confederate Gray: Erasing our history

Vodka Pundit: News you can use

Theo Spark has yet another ad from Karls Jr.

Conservative Hideout:  Liberals love to spend Other People’s Money

Daily Pundit: Moral Retardation defined

Daniel Greenfield: Friday Roundup

The Right  Scoop Gay TMZ founder defends Phil Robertson

The Other McCain: Chris Hayes and Butt Sex just kinda go together

Lonely Conservative: Defining Liberty

Dead Citizens Rights: The shame of the American Studies Association

Clash daily: The right to offend

Doug Powers: Hey Joe Biden, stop humping that ladies leg

Doug Ross Laryn’s Links

Teresa has pets celebrating Christmas

Wyatt Earp: American Hustler

Subject to Change: Look at the idiots they put on TV

Stogie gets downright philosophical about Duck Dynasty dust up

EBL has some Duck Dynasty related Rule 5

Fire Andrea Mitchell: Cracker Barrel can kiss my ass

Grandpa John: Obama Claus?

Rio Norte: Why Liberals fail history

Regular Right Guy: Can this bloodsucker save Obama?

Reaganite Republican: Around the Righty Blogs

Randy has a Tart for us

Grouchy Old Cripple has Saturday Boobage

Guns Save Lives: NH CHL holder 1 Carjacking thug 0

He’s Pretty Fly: Out Obama Care, In OOPS Care

Hogewash: Thanks!

Proof Positive has Friday Babe! and Links a Plenty

Protein Wisdom has the War on Liberty

Political Hat: Fighting back against race baiters

Big Fur Hat: If Karl Rove wants to know what he can do with that whiteboard…

I’m 41: Glenn Beck does not like Christie much does he?

It Ain’t Holy Water: Pajama Boy better not touch these nuts

Political Clown Parade has another take on Pajama Boy

Pitsnipes has sexy hitch hikers

Pirates Cove: NY Times realizes Obama Care sucks

At Legal Insurrection, it is Kangaroo Court Week

Lowering the Boom: Obama then: Catastrophic health plans suck! Obama now: Sure go buy a catastrophic plan!

Maggies Notebook: These new light bulbs make me madder than a Gay dude at a Robertson family reunion!

American Perspective has a solution to anti-gun nuts and their butt hurts!

Old Virginia has some useful history

Nice Deb has Saturday Movie Matinee

Steve: Happy Solstice you Druid Freaks

Michelle: Beware the Gay Thuggery

Moonbattery: Yes, Republican women are hotter

 

The Left’s war on anything traditionally American

Now it is Valentine’s Day that is “culturally unequal”

Via Fox News:

Boys and girls at a Massachusetts elementary school have been banned from bringing Valentine’s Day candy or cards over cultural equality issues and federal guidelines regulating candy.

Parents of students at Salemwood Elementary School in Malden, Mass, received a letter informing them of the policy – that impacts not just Valentine’s Day – but all holidays.

“We have many different nationalities, cultures and languages spoken,” Principal Carol Keenan told Fox News. “Because of that we don’t honor specific holidays.”

Keenan said she did not want some students feeling left out.

“This is done with all good intentions – to have all students be accepted, to have all students feel like they belong,” she said.

Why do Leftists hate kids?

 

This Christmas do NOT let this happen to you!

Sweater vests are bad enough, but the Christmas sweater? Dear Lord! Reaganite republican has photographic evidence!

 

Although, even the Christmas sweater rule has some exceptions, like this one which does not bother me for some reason

Bad Christmas sweater 14

 

A sneek peak at Ed’s Halloween costume

Y’all might not know that Ed Daley, my blogging partner, is REALLY into Halloween. This year, I offer up a glimpse of his costume, somehow Weasel Zippers got it

 

O.K., actually that is not Ed, but, I do have good news, The Queen of the Food Police has granted us all permission to eat candy the Halloween.

(The Stir) — Forget the cost of candy and the spooky costumes. The scariest part of Halloween for Mom comes at the end of the night, when that heaping helping of sugar is dumped on the living room floor and the kids dive in. Who better to help you handle the holiday without being a candy-skipping grinch than First Lady Michelle Obama?

She is, after all, the mom behind the national childhood obesity-fighting initiative Let’s Move. We’ve seen her hula hooping on the White House lawn to make exercise fun. So here at The Stir, we wanted to know what the president’s wife thinks of the sugar-fueled frenzy that is October 31. What she told our very own Tracy Odell during a session at the White House might surprise you.

Sasha and Malia Obama get their candy fix on Halloween just like the rest of the kids in America! And our First Lady thinks that’s the way it ought to be:

Our philosophy is if you live right every day — and I shouldn’t say “right,” but if you make good choices every day — I tell this to my girls all the time — that when it’s time for the holidays and the fun stuff and the birthday party, that you don’t have to worry about it because you’re doing what you’re supposed to do every single day. So we really talk about daily choices that they’re making, and balance. Right? Because I don’t want them to have to worry about how much candy they eat on Halloween.

 

Then they came for your Halloween decorations

Chris offers up the latest intrusion on basic liberty by the Nanny Statists.

A Brooklyn homeowner hung a scarecrow by a rope from a tree in his yard. A local councilman decided it was “racist,” mainly because it reminded him of “lynching.” Maybe it was, maybe it wasn’t — several neighbors said the homeowner really gets into Halloween and meant no harm.

But in Brooklyn there is a Right To Not Be Offended.

“It’s unacceptable,” said Charles Barron (D-Brooklyn). “You ain’t speaking for this whole community because some people on this block came by and said it was offensive. They came and said it was offensive. It’s not a cool decoration.”

Police settled the dispute by removing the scarecrow figure from the tree.

Got that? It’s “offensive” so NYPD confiscated it. From private property. Without Due Process.

That my friends is the very definition of fascism.

Chris is right. Sure some folks might say, “come on, they are just decorations, no one’s rights are being violated”  but think of the principles at stake here. Those principles are highlighted in red above.

Another important point is that Charles Barron is a vile racist himself, just Goggle him, see what you find. It is always the Leftists like Barron who are trampling basic liberties for their own gain.

FAIL! Liberals finally dig deep enough in the Pit of Eternal Stupidity to reach China!

Good freaking grief! Candy Canes are now weapons? And cause suicides? Doug Powers, say it isn’t so!

You can’t make this stuff up:

MANASSAS, Va. (WUSA) — They call themselves the “Christmas Sweater Club” because they wear the craziest ones they can find. They also sing Christmas songs at school and try their best to spread Christmas cheer.

Now all 10 of them are in trouble because of what they did at their school.

“They said, ‘maliciously maim students with the intent to injure.’ And I don’t think any of us here intentionally meant to injure anyone, or did,” said Zakk Rhine, a junior at Battlefield High School.

The boys say they were just tossing small two-inch candy canes to fellow students as they entered school. The ones in plastic wrap that are so small they often break apart.

Skylar Torbett, also a junior, said administrators told him, “They said the candy canes are weapons because you can sharpen them with your mouth and stab people with them.” He said neither he nor any of their friend did that.

Next thing they knew, they were all being punished with detention and at least two hours of cleaning. Their disciplinary notices say nothing about malicious wounding but about littering and creating a disturbance.

More to the story? Possibly, but this is consistent with the over-the-top “security” concerns at many schools I’ve seen.

And here’s a school administrator that must be a blast at parties:

Mother Kathleen Flannery said an administrator called her and explained “not everyone wants Christmas cheer. That suicide rates are up over Christmas, and that they should keep their cheer to themselves, perhaps.”

Some people have absolutely NO BUSINESS being anywhere near children! These “educrats” are a prime example. They possess no common sense, none whatsoever!

Smacking down a smarmy secularist

Over at the Reb, Morgan K Freeberg devastates Penelope Trunk for a clueless column she wrote recently. Penelope is OFFENDED because workplaces celebrate Christmas. Oh no, not another pinhead Liberal suffering from the dreaded Offendeditis! Enjoy the mental mismatch

Just another smarmy secularist. Oh, no wait, I forgot: She isn’t saying anything about a desire for more secularism, her argument is grounded in diversity. Okay, very well then. She’s a cowardly fucking secularist.

And she’s being eaten alive in the comments section. Oh, that just warms the cockles of my heart. Really, it does. She deserves it. Just give it a read…

It seems there should be no debate that Christmas does not belong in the workplace. The people who disagree do not understand what it’s like to be a minority, and they fail to accept that Christmas is not a universal holiday.

Ah yes Penelope, we have heard that line of “reasoning” before. Someone MIGHT be offended, so let’s scrap the fun for everyone! Better, I suppose, to offend EVERYONE, than to possibly offend one malcontent right? Good freaking grief! The truth is that Penelope is a classic example of how intolerant, the folks screaming for tolerance really are. Freeberg nails it!

“Should be no debate” — that’s rich. This is where the whole thing falls apart. Diversity has something to do with tolerance, right? Tolerance has something to do with diversity? Diversity-tolerance, tolerance-diversity? Two great tastes that go together like peanut butter & chocolate?

Anybody who thinks so, I’m gong to show them Penelope’s column. It absolutely oozes non-tolerance.

What are my own feelings about it? Ann Landers wedding rule — and longtime readers will know what I mean by that. It’s one of the few pieces of sage advice on which the addled-minded late advice columnist agreed with Yours Truly, or maybe it’s more appropriate to say Yours Truly agrees with the advice of the deceased fuzzy-brained advice columnist: When someone says “If you want me there you’ll have to dis-invite X” there is only one appropriate, one logical answer: “That’s a shame, we’ll miss you.”

You do not negotiate with terrorists, and you do not appease people who make those kinds of ultimatums. Period. It all comes down to this — if your productivity & cheerful demeanor slip a notch or two because you were just reminded someone has a different belief from yours, then you are the problem. Just like the wedding guest who says “I’m not coming if X is coming” is the problem.

Go read the entire piece, it is brilliant, and dead on target!