Whoever said the truth was stranger than fiction was probably thinking of this story

Via Blazing Cat Fur

Wife kills abusive husband in self-defense only to discover ‘he’ was actually a woman wearing prosthetic penis

Many thoughts came to mind when I read that headline, but WTF summed them up best!

When a woman killed her abusive husband out of self-defense, she found out that ‘he’ was actually a woman wearing a prosthetic penis.

Angelo Heddington and Elizabeth Rudavsky from Canada had a whirlwind romance, which was followed by a shotgun wedding after four months of dating, and then escalating domestic violence.

But when a battered 27-year-old Elizabeth stabbed Angelo, 30, after he attacked her in 2003, it was the paramedics who discovered a prosthetic penis under ‘his’ clothes on the way to the hospital.

 

 

Wisdom never fades

Milton Friedman educates a young hippy on liberty vs equality H/T American Perspective

Two things I noticed. First the hippy was respectful, so maybe the Left has devolved over the years? Maybe they are more hostile now? Second, Friedman summed up, in just a few words, why “equality” as the Left defines it, is nothing but a shortcut to totalitarianism

 

I love being right!

I often write, and say that Feminists are only pro-choice when a woman makes choices that Feminists think they should make. In other words, Feminism is NOT about empowering women. Rather, Feminism is about controlling women, and forcing them to think, speak, and yes, vote certain ways. Well, now Elizabeth Wuertzel has confirmed my opinion. Writing in the Atlantic, Wuertzel makes clear that Feminism is NOT about empowering women

 When my mind gets stuck on everything that is wrong with feminism, it brings out the 19th century poet in me: Let me count the ways. Most of all, feminism is pretty much a nice girl who really, really wants so badly to be liked by everybody — ladies who lunch, men who hate women, all the morons who demand choice and don’t understand responsibility — that it has become the easy lay of social movements. I am going to smack the next idiot who tells me that raising her children full time — by which she really means going to Jivamukti classes and pedicure appointments while the nanny babysits — is her feminist choice. Who can possibly take feminism seriously when it allows everything, as long as women choose it? The whole point to begin with was that women were losing their minds pushing mops and strollers all day without a room or a salary of their own.

See! There you are! Women just cannot go making any choice they like. Not according to Feminist doctrine. Women can only be good Feminists if they KNOW THEIR PLACE!

You can read the rest, but I suggest keeping a vomit bag close by. It is basically the same hateful Feminist screed that we have heard before.

Why yes, men fantasizing about young sexy women is NORMAL!

American Power has the background on this dust up caused, of course, by the Kardashians!

ICYMI, my friend David Swindle kicked off a big debate on fantasizing about young women at PJ Media. Here’s David’s original post, “Revolting: Kardashian Mom Allows Bikini Photo Shoot of 16 and 14 Year-Old Daughters.”

Dave’s key point is that men should not be fantasizing about slutty “girls” in the 18-22-year-old range, as they’re immature and most likely to bring pain and unhappiness.

The argument’s not going over too well, however. Dr. Helen Smith responds, for example, “‘When Do Cute and Sexy Young Girls Stop Looking Cute and Sexy? Death’“:

EXACTLY right! Men stop thinking about young sexy women when they, well, you know, not even a dip in what my granddad called “Dead Pecker Creek” can stop a man thinking about women. Seriously David, stop it! BTW, I am NOT defending letting your 14-year-old, or 16-year old pose for bikini pics, no way, ESPECIALLY if your teen is a boy, I think that is how Andrew Sullivan went wrong, but I see nothing abnormal about a man looking at a college girl and having fantasies. Although, I must admit, now a days when I see a really hot 18-22-year-old, I ask myself this. “I wonder if her mom is single?”

The DaleyGator continues to honor National Offend a Feminist Week

Today, I figured I would bring you some of the posts other bloggers are doing to honor Stacy McCain’s N.O.A.F.W

Zion’s Trumpet has this classic! It is sure to bring most any Feminist to the edge of her broom

Get That Woman out there where she belongs – cooking your dinner and looking good!

Wyblog reminds us that Feminists hate boys, just like they hate men!

That Mr. G Guy has enough material that is guaranteed to offend any Feminist!

Bob Belvedere may have to go into hiding for daring to suggest, among other things, that Feminists should cook him dinner! And be sexy while she does it! And Bob does not stop there!

Stacy McCain himself has the dangers the over sensitivity that Feminists wish to force upon us all

Please join us as we seek to expose the radicals posing as genuine Feminists. Genuine Feminists actually care about women. The Gals at NOW and their ilk? They care about their own power, and they use women as pawns.

In an effort to calm a fellow blogger…….

I will remind Adrienne not to get too upset over this

Okay – my outrage meter just went up…

about 1000 notches.

What kind of woman proudly declares her desire to kill her own baby and demands that you pay for it?  This is one of the most disturbing things I’ve witnessed in a long time.  Sad and pathetic women acting out their part as useful idiots…

More at Zombie:   “Unite Against the War on Women” march, Los Angeles

Just remember Adrienne, these are not real women, they are Feminuts!

Rule 5 you say? OK but this time the ladies get some Tebow Time too!

Here are some links for those who appreciate lovely ladies, and YES ladies I am throwing in Tebow for FREE!

Bob Belvedere has a fine collection of women, highlighted by Minka Kelly

Woodsterman featuresa video that highlights how great Japanese women’s thighs are

Lance Burri is bragging on a new Danica?

Theo, as always, has a bedtime babe

And now, something for the ladies Smitty has a video of The Duke

And, ladies, TEBOW TIME!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike has Ali Landry

Teresa has an Iranian Goddess

Wyatt has the woman who has two, uh, well……….

Say Anything has a great Rule 5 post

Jamie features Eliza Dushku

Feral Irishman has bacon and breasts

Proof Positive has a beauty to behold

More Tebow for the ladies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Full Metal Patriot has Gina Carano

Hookers and Booze likes couch potatoes

Jake Finnegan has naked Olivia Munn

Pitsnipes Gripes loves Hump Day

POH honors Kate Beckinsale

Randy has two cheerleaders!

RRR has Miss Poland

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

American Perspective has the very sexy Diana Krall

Barking Moonbat has a lovely redhead

Dustbury has a lady in red

Mike, of Fishersville, is a Ravens fan, or at least of their cheerleaders

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maggie has BIKINIS!

William Teach: If all you see……….

Donald Douglas has links to Evan Rachel Wood nude pics

Bring the Heat brings us Kate Middleton

The Chive has hot girls in the middle of nowhere

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hell on Earth…..WOW! Oh, wait, one more for the ladies

And that is it, but check back for updates!

Smacking down a Nanny Stater

Duane Lester does it in style, taking a letter-writer in Des Moines to the woodshed

However, this letter by Bill Leonard leaves me wondering if he’s a liberal or a conservative.  I really don’t know, since nanny-staters reside on both sides of the political spectrum.  Bill isn’t my type of conservative, if he’s leaning right, but if he leans left, his dependence on the government for control is right on target:

Does it make sense to take $60 million from the billfolds of Iowans to gain $13 million in taxes?

Well, of course, say advocates of online poker, the latest proposed gimmick for separating you from your paycheck. Iowans should be able to go broke from the comfort of their living rooms via computer without having to waste money driving all the way to a casino.

First off,  no one is “taking” $60 million from anyone’s billfolds.  The free people of Iowa, and the surrounding states, choose to enter these gambling establishments, knowing the likelihood of losing every penny they wager is higher than winning the jackpot.  So in the first five words, Bill shows flaws in his premise, but let’s continue:

Go read it all, Duane lays out the common sense this guy should embrace. The key point being this. Once you allow government to decide what we can do in our homes……..

Where does it stop?  Should I be allowed to eat Cheetos and drink Mountain Dew?  No, you’ll get fat and weigh down an already overloaded health care system.  BANNINATED!

Should I be allowed to read “Catcher in the Rye,” or even more controversial books like Ann Coulter’s, “Godless?”  No, Holden Caufield will corrupt our youth and Coulter says things we consider hateful and wrong, so you’ll be misinformed.  BANNINATED!

The fact is, in a free society, some people are going to engage in behavior or activities that you don’t approve of them doing.  As long as it doesn’t hurt anyone not involved, it’s really none of your business.

EXACTLY!!!!!

Well, now Donald Douglas has gone and done it!

In one very short blog post title, Douglas might have offended most of the people on earth! And I am darned proud of him. Here, is that title, and be warned you too might be offended by it!

African Indigents with Massive Erect Cocks?

Click the link to see what Douglas is talking about, and trust me, it is an excellent post exposing the inanity of the race-obsessed Left. But, let us consider the incredible outbreak of Offendeditis this will surely cause

It will offend, of course the race pimps, and all those who suffer from Racial Obsession Syndrome

It will outrage Feminuts, because, well men with erections deeply offend Feminuts for two reasons. A man with an erection is likely thinking about a Hooters waitress, a cheerleader, or maybe a woman in a bikini, and a man finding women attractive or sexy is “degrading” to women according to Feminist theology. The other reason that Feminuts will be offended is that most Feminuts are either too ugly, or to damned mean or in most cases both, to give a man an erection.

It will offend Leftists who always defend thugs and rioters as “victims of Capitalism and Western society”

It will offend those who freak out every time they see a naughty word, and that is good because those types only seem happy when they are offended by something they saw on TV, or read in a magazine, or at a blog. It will offend them so much that they might actually stop begging the FCC to police what their neighbors are watching, which would be a good thing.

It will offend Lesbians, and I doubt I really need to explain why

It will offend every host at MSNBS, who will somehow blame the Tea Party, and Secessionists, because hosts at MSNBS get paid way too much to be offended.

Lastly, Douglas’ post will offend Andrew Sullivan when he finds out there are actually no “massive erections” in the post itself

Of course, I am sure I have offended many people in this post, and I truly hope I did, because, as I have stated before, it seems that these types are only happy when they are offended.

Klavan on abortion

As I grow older, I lean more and more towards a Libertarian’s view of the world. Klavan sums up my feelings on abortion, and Gay marriage, and legalizing drugs in this piece pretty well in this piece. Yes, I know full well that many of the things I say and post here do, in fact, tend to cause many Social Conservatives to have outbreaks of offendeditis. But, on abortion, I believe the evidence is clear, abortion DOES kill an innocent unborn child. And, in the end, as Klavan says, whether the baby is alive or not is THE ONLY argument that really matters.

I’ve come to see that every single argument in favor of unlimited abortion simply skips over the decisive question: is an unborn child a human being or not? You can’t say killing a human being is a private matter. You can’t say a woman has “a right to choose” whether to kill a human being. You can’t say it’s okay to kill a human being because he was the product of rape or incest. You can’t argue that protecting the life of a human being unfairly extends government power — the government already has, and must have, that power. And you surely can’t say we must kill masses of innocent humans for the greater good of society. That’s more than hitlerian. It’s satanic.

You can see pro-choicers stumble over this problem of logic when feminists, say, complain that people are aborting far more girls than boys or when gays worry that the discovery of a “gay gene” may lead to a “gay holocaust” by abortion. It ain’t a holocaust if you’re not killing people. And if unborn children aren’t human, why shouldn’t parents kill them off until they get the one they want?

I still believe it’s possible for a person of good will to make the argument that a fetus is not fully human for some small period of its development. Thomas Aquinas did — and the man was a saint. But more and more, that point of view is coming to seem to me pre-scientific. In any case, if that’s the argument pro-choicers want to have, let’s have that argument, and no other — because no other matters. And if we as a free people decide that unborn children are children indeed, there is no moral alternative: we must not only end abortion but put our full efforts into supporting humane and broadly available methods of welcoming the unwanted.

The very definition of an elitist snob……….

That would be one Thoma Friedman, who, out of one side of his mouth lectures us that we must work less and own less in order to save the planet because the “world is full” and at the same time lives the life of the super rich! Doug Powers, blogging at Michelle’s blog exposes Friedman for what he is

There’s a common thread among many of the people who demand that everybody else do without: They tend to have a lot more than the people they’re asking to own less — which is why the following items come as complete non-surprises: Friedman’s wife is the heir to the shopping mall fortune of one of America’s wealthiest families (safe bet they don’t all live in eco houses). As for the more relevant issue of Friedman himself, if the world is too full, maybe it’s because he’s taking up too much space:

Newsbusters points out that the July 2006 issue of Washingtonian magazine called Friedman’s home “a palatial 11,400-square-foot house, now valued at $9.3 million, on a 7.5-acre parcel…”

Between Thomas Friedman and Al Gore, if they’d let some of us greenhouse gas-spewing eco-unfriendly serfs spill over into their sprawling carbon footprints, maybe the earth wouldn’t be so full

Marxists, and Leftist elites like Friedman love to lecture, the love to paint themselves as crusaders for “social justice” or “economic justice”, or “environmental justice”. They demand that everyone else live by the standards that the Thomas Friedman’s of the world set. Standards that, they, of course, are exempt from

Check out the home of the guy who demands that we own less and work less and thus live less well

Cassy Fiano: Top Ten Crazy posting on Feministing!

And when Cassy calls a Feminist crazy…………..

The world of leftist feminist extremists was rocked to its very core this week. Seven years after founding Feministing, Jessica Valenti (one of the most well-known femisogynists) announced that she was leaving the blog she created. Besides being busy with other projects, she’s 32 now, which is like, totally old, and Feministing is only for young femisogynists. And everyone knows that 32 is practically grandma territory. And while Valenti said she would still be involved in an advisory capacity, her departure caused much sadness and sorrow among lefty feminists in the blogosphere. Here at NewsReal, though, we thought: what better time than to honor Jessica Valenti’s femisogynist legacy at Feministing?

Like most blogs being written by femisogynists, you can find the typical subjects at Feministing. They write about the glories of abortion, bash conservative women, reinforce feminist myths, and defend sluthood culture. But this post isn’t about the typical Feministing posts. This is about the ones that went above and beyond, the ones that took ridiculousness and idiocy to a whole new level.

Read them all, Cassy nails Feminuts better than anyone on the Right!

Video: Dem Rep wants borders to become an “irrelevancy” « Hot Air

Via Hot Air I have long-held that the Left wants to destroy this nation, to reform it into some Marxist Utopia! Rep. Keith Ellison, a Muslim, and a Marxist, makes that VERY CLEAR in this clip. He wants American sovereignty eradicated, and actually loathes our military and suggests that it is not important to national security

Video: Dem Rep wants borders to become an “irre…, posted with vodpod

 

Palin puts Karl Rove in his place

I really have nothing against Rove, but, his criticisms of Sarah Palin are asinine, and I am happy she fired back! Via Doug Powers!

Karl Rove is on record as saying that Palin doing a reality sort of television show in Alaska “doesn’t help people see her in the Oval Office.”

In other words, “That’s a chick-ish, unserious thing to do for somebody who may run for president.”

Palin lobbed that weak volley back into Rove’s court:

She told People magazine in an interview this week that the show was an opportunity to showcase Alaska and its hard-working people, adding that she hoped it would ‘correct some untruths out there’.

She also shrugged off recent comments by Republican political strategist Karl Rove who said that making a reality TV show diminished her credentials as a serious contender for high political office.

‘I’d like Karl Rove to come up to Alaska and see me being in a man’s world,’ Palin told People magazine.

Very well played Mrs. Palin!

Your “Just Because Doug is Sucking Wind Right Now” Linkaround

As I explain here, I suck right now. But, the blogging must go on so, here is a linkarama of other bloggers who do not suck!

Bob Belvedere? He has a gigantic Republican woman

Aleister sums up my feelings on the Intellect of Team Obama while Dave C asks where are the brains?

Donald Douglas asks What the Frum?

Carol, in her Closet, looks through some glass windows

Cassie defends Hooters from the Feminuts!

Doug Powers gives us a disturbing mental image!

More updates later