No matter how big a pain in the ass YOUR day was, this guys ass had it worse

Man I am linking The Other McCain a LOT today, but, I just could not resist all the low-hanging blogging fruit, and there is no way I am not blogging about THIS!

A guy named David Eckert of Deming, New Mexico, was suspected of concealing an entire drug cartel in his colon. Or maybe he just ran a stop sign and some cops with nothing better to do decided they had probable cause to get all up into David Eckert’s ass:

Eckert’s attorney, Shannon Kennedy, said in an interview with KOB that after law enforcement asked him to step out of the vehicle, he appeared to be clenching his buttocks. Law enforcement thought that was probable cause to suspect that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity. While officers detained Eckert, they secured a search warrant from a judge that allowed for an anal cavity search. . . .

There are some things that never bode well, and any mention of anal cavity searches, are one of those. Yes, even IF you actually have nothing to hide

Eckert was subjected to repeated and humiliating forced medical procedures. A review of Eckert’s medical records, which he released to KOB, and details in the lawsuit show the following happened:
1. Eckert’s abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.
2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
4. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.
5. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.
6. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.
7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.
8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert’s anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Wow, I do not know how much this gentleman will win in a lawsuit, but whatever it is, it ain’t enough! Something tells me those that took part in this shameful abuse will have to pay a hefty price, which they should. Some people just should not be cops.

 

This is the kind of thing David Frum says never happens

Two thugs, one 18-year-old home alone, one gun, one thug dead, one on the run. HMMMM

A Fort Bend County teenager fought back Friday after two strangers broke into his home. One suspect is now dead and a second is on the run.

Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office deputies were called to the home just after 3pm for a reported home invasion. Investigators said it’s the home of veteran Houston police officer Ken Patmon.

Patmon’s 18-year-old son was home alone when he heard a noise. There were two men pounding on the front door, but he didn’t answer. They then went around to the back of the house.

Patmon said his son called him when the trouble started

“He called me and told me about it,” the homeowner said. “Not long after that, two unknown suspects entered our home without permission.”

The men allegedly forced their way inside, meeting the teen head-on.

“My son, trying to defend his home and himself, he discharged my firearm, striking one of the suspects,” Patmon said.

The shot suspect died inside the home. The second suspect fled the scene.

Thank God that kid was armed. 

 

Honestly, who did not see this coming? School asks police officer not to pick his daughter up while in uniform

We can expect more of this because the absurdity of Leftism is absolutely limitless

Via Fox News:

A police officer who dropped off his daughter at her Phoenix elementary school was asked by the school’s principal not to wear his uniform to the school because other parents were concerned that he was carrying a gun, MyFoxPhoenix.com reported.

Scott Urkov is a police officer for the Coolidge Police Department. The department told him not to comment to media inquiries, but immediately after he received the no-uniform request, he posted on Facebook.

“Nothing like your kids school calling and asking if I could not come to pick up my daughter in uniform cause parents were concerned when their kids came home telling them there was a man at school with a gun, “ he posted. “Are you freaking kidding me?”

It has come to this, but the school, in true Leftist fashion, wants to make this into a teachable moment

Meanwhile, school officials’ initial reaction was to ask the officer not to wear his gun and uniform to school, they are now saying they want to turn this incident into “a teachable moment.”

Really? I doubt these Moonbat knuckle draggers can brush their teeth without written instructions. Teaching is not their thing, indoctrination and fear mongering are their strong suits, and job #1 is to demonize guns and anyone who has one, even the police apparently. 

 

The Thought Police strike in the UK

Found this nugget at American Power

Tony Miano, 49, a former senior police officer from the US, was held for around six hours, had his fingerprints and DNA taken and was questioned about his faith, after delivering a sermon about “sexual immorality” on a London street.

Mr Miano, who was provided with a solicitor by the Christian Legal Centre, was arrested under the controversial clause of the Public Order Act which bans “insulting” words or behaviour.

I have personally never been a fan of street preachers, they strike me as obnoxious frankly, but, they right to speak freely, without fear of government intimidation is sacred. His arrest strikes me as the latest step in the Left’s war on liberty

He was speaking from a passage from Thessalonians which mentions “sexual immorality” and listed homosexuality alongside “fornication” as examples what he believed went against “God’s law”.

A woman out shopping called the police to complain that she was offended, prompting two officers to be dispatched to arrest him.

Here we go. Someone was, OFFENDED, so whomever caused that offense must pay, that is sort of the way the Left sees it, and sadly we are moving towards that state of affairs. Actually arresting and interrogating someone over their opinions

During the subsequent questioning at Wimbledon police station he was asked about his beliefs on what constitutes “sin” and about how he would treat gay people in hypothetical situations.

“As the questioning started it became apparent that the interrogation was about more than the incident that took place in the street but what I believed and how I think,” he said.

“I was being interrogated about my thoughts … that is the basic definition of thought police.”

And, of course, this will eventually come here too. The Liberals would LOVE to penalize “Conservative” thoughts and speech. Do not think this cannot or will not happen here!

 

Another reason you could not pay me to live in New York City

Stuck on Stoopit!

Blind and unable to do their job is what NYPD union officials say a new bill proposed by the city council would do to cops if it prevents them from using race, age, gender and more as identifying characteristics for law enforcement action, according to the Post.

The Post reported NYPD Captains Endowment Association President Roy Richter, who is the officer pictured in the “How effective is a police officer with a blindfold on?”-ad, saying these “are very important descriptive terms to let officers know who to look for.”

Introduction 800 of the Community Safety Act would prohibit “bias-based profiling.” Bias-based profiling in the bill is defined as “a member of the force of the police department or other law enforcement officer that relies on actual or perceived race, [ethnicity, religion or] national origin, color, creed, age, alienage or citizenship status, gender, sexual orientation, disability, or housing status as the determinative factor in initiating law enforcement action against an individual, rather than an individual’s behavior or other information or circumstances that links a person or persons [of a particular race, ethnicity, religion national origin] to suspected unlawful activity.” (emphasis added)

Because profiling is bad or something! More idiocy from the Left

 

Of all the MSNBS nutcase talking heads….

Lawrence O’Donnell is easily the one I find the most despicable. Basically, he just goes on TV and lies, in the most outrageous fashion, take his recent rant against the NRA members.

On Monday’s The Last Word, MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell portrayed NRA members as imagining themselves killing police officers in a “psychotic vision of an armed uprising” as he ranted against the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre alluding to the benefits of American citizens being armed while a fugitive like Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is on the loose. O’Donnell:

The NRA’s cause, it’s mission, what that convention was about is making sure everyone else, everyone other than police officers can get any kind of gun and ammunition they want any time they want it. In fact, the NRA’s mission is to make sure citizens can outgun police officers, make sure we all have access to even more lethal weapons than police departments use or can afford. The psychotic vision of an armed uprising against our government, the uprising that 44 percent of Republicans think might have to happen soon is an uprising against police officers.


Police officers are the first people those armed Republicans and NRA members imagine themselves shooting and killing with guns and high-capacity magazines. Good grief, if O’Donnell spent one minute with any NRA members he would know that they are VERY supportive of law enforcement officers, and that MANY NRA members ARE cops. Fact is that O’Donnell is a gasbag and nothing more. He is a shock jock without the talent. A used car salesman in a nicer suit, and most of all he is an intellectual coward.

Here you go Larry, you pathetic windbag

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What Liberals would like to see in every state

A crazy story out of Joisey via The Blaze. I am sure this type of thing is something most Liberals would like to see all across our nation

“What they did was criminal at best,” Pantaleon said, describing how he frantically reached for a day planner containing his firearm when he heard strange noises at the entrance to his apartment.

“It wasn’t until I saw my landlord in the front of my apartment that I realized they were cops,” said Pantaleon. He then tossed the day planner back on his bed, came out of his bedroom and tried to close the door, when one of the officers pushed past him into the bedroom, picked up the day planner case and opened it. Upon seeing the gun, the police officer instructed the other deputy to “lock him the f*ck up,” Pantaleon claimed.

Police had been called to the apartment by a tenant concerned that the building was not properly heated. Officers demanded access to Pantaleon’s apartment because the boiler was located in it.

“The cop came out of the bedroom and started saying, ‘Oh, you brought a gun, if I only knew. … You are so lucky, they should be wiping your blood off the floor right now,’” Pantaleon said. “I was in shock, and the way these guys were behaving … I was in fear for my life.”

Police went on to thoroughly search his home.

“They had no warrant, they definitely didn’t have my consent, and none of the arresting officers Mirandized me. It wasn’t until I saw a detective from a major crimes unit that he Mirandized me, a little over 15 hours later,” said Pantaleon. “What good are my rights if I’m not allowed to exercise them?”

Absurdity on display.

 

72-year-old man shoots, kills intruder

And still no smart-assed Tweets from David Frum mocking the idea that many Americans use guns in self defense?

A 72-year-old homeowner immediately retrieved his handgun when he heard several home intruders attempting to gain entry to his Las Vegas residence early Monday morning. And when the criminals entered his bedroom, he opened fire, killing one of the suspects and sending the rest fleeing, KLAS-TV reports.

“Several intruders, had gotten into the home, entered his bedroom and he fired at least one shot, and they fled,” Metro Police Officer Bill Cassell said. “It is unusual, first of all, to have multiple people burglarizing a residence, especially when they are carrying weapons.”

When police eventually arrived at the Las Vegas home, they found one of the intruders trying to escape in a car. The car hit a patrol car and then the suspect attempted to flee on foot, however, police were able to take the man into custody.

A second suspect, described as a Latin male, was last seen running from the neighborhood where the attempted robbery took place. He remains at large. Police found a third male, armed with a handgun, dead in the homeowner’s backyard. The cause of death was determined to be a gunshot wound.

Glad this did not happen in David Frum’s America

 

A man, a couch, a love story or a crime

 

Via Heavy comes the tragic tale of a man’s love for a sofa, some things should stay private

Think your love life is rough? The Anorak reports that Gerard P. Streator of Waukesha, Wisconsin, was recently arrested and is being charged with committing “lewd and lascivious behavior”…for having sex with an old abandoned yellow sofa in public.

Caught in the act by an off-duty police officer out on a jog through the Pebble Valley neighborhood, Streator was spotted thrusting back and forth into the sofa’s cushion to please himself. When the officer called out to him Stanton turned tail and fled, leading the officer to pursue him into an apartment building (and help continue the officer’s proper cardiovascular fitness routine) at which point the off-duty officer called in the case.

I think someone just earned a Sick Freak award!

 

Oh Canada! Man arrested for walking his dog, near Muslims!

Blazing Cat Fur has the story

Simply unbelievable. The West damn well better wake up or we are toast! The video shows clearly that the police are more afraid of “offending” radical Muslims than enforcing the law.

Also see what Blazing Cat Fur has here about the Islamist who sparked this incident

Dear Sarah Brady…..

…..If you, and your fellow gun control zealots had your way, how would this story have turned out?

PHOENIX (AP) — A 14-year-old boy shot and nearly killed an intruder who broke into his Phoenix home and pulled a gun on him while he was watching his three younger siblings, police said Saturday.

The teen and his siblings, ages 8, 10 and 12, were at home alone when a woman rang the doorbell Friday afternoon, Phoenix police Officer James Holmes said.

The teen didn’t open the door because he didn’t recognize the woman.

Soon after, the teen heard a loud bang on the door, rushed his siblings upstairs and got a handgun from his parent’s bedroom.

When he got to the top of the stairs, he saw a man break through the front door and point a gun at him.

The boy shot the 37-year-old man, who was taken to a hospital in extremely critical condition and underwent surgery. The man was upgraded to critical condition and is expected to survive and be booked into jail within the week on counts of aggravated assault and burglary, Holmes said.

So, Sarah Brady, and any other gun control advocate reading this. how would that story be different in “your gun-free America”? Well, the intruder would not have been shot, but you can bet he would have still been armed, and intent on committing an act of evil. It would have been this boy who would have been unarmed. He and his smaller siblings would have been defenseless, at the mercy of a man who busts into a house where he knows people are home in the daytime. Is THAT the America you desire Sarah Brady? An America where law-abiding citizens are stripped of the most basic human rights, that of self-defense?

How desperate is the crew at MSNBS?

This desperate!

When Mitt Romney was a college freshman, he told fellow residents of his Stanford University dormitory that he sometimes disguised himself as a police officer — a crime in many states, including Michigan and California, where he then lived. And he had the uniform on display as proof.

So recalls Robin Madden, who had also just arrived as a freshman, the startling incident began when Romney called him and two or three other residents into his room, saying, “Come up, I want to show you something.” When they entered Romney’s room, “and laid out on his bed was a Michigan State Trooper’s uniform.”

ONLY Lawrence O’Donnell could report this type of BS and present it as credible in any way. There really is no proof of the accusation, but O’Donnell makes this sound like he has uncovered another Watergate. Delusional little man that he is, he has the unmitigated gall to call Romney weird? Good grief! MSNBS has become almost a SNL pardoy of MSNBS, only funnier.

Today’s Marxist Moron is………..

The gun-grabbing Mayor Nanny Bloomberg! Doug Powers documents Bloomberg’s latest trip into the Pit of Eternal Liberal Stupidity!

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg wrote an op-ed in the New York Daily News that goes for a record in misguided problem solving. In the article, Bloomberg calls for more gun laws that would accomplish little except take guns out of the hands of non-criminal legal gun owners. Then Bloomberg virtually admits (unwittingly, of course) that people who follow the law and possess firearms legally aren’t the problem:

Every one of the criminals who has shot at our police officers possessed his gun illegally. Every one.

Good grief! It is true that stupid should hurt. Bloomberg would have a headache that 1,ooo,000 Excedrin could not cure.Powers notes,the absurdity of Bloomberg’s”logic”

He destroys his own argument in a single sentence. “Problem: Criminals shooting at police officers. Solution: Keeping guns out of the hands of people who don’t shoot at police officers.”

Would Bloomberg be happier if the people who shot at cops possessed their guns legally? At least then his argument might make at least a modicum of sense.

As bad as Bloomberg is, the idiots in New York that continue to vote for him are even worse. Why do they keep voting AGAINST basic liberties? I suppose I should bestow upon these pinheads, who have no earthly clue what the Hell freedom is, a Marxist Moron Award of their own.

Unspeakable horror in Atlanta! Tyler Perry victimized by RAAAAACIST Racial Profiling Cops!

Good Freaking Grief, someone get poor, poor Tyler a box of Kotex please. 

Tyler Perry mixes it up with the media on the ...

Tyler Perry mixes it up with the media on the red carpet at the 82nd Academy Awards. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Tyler Perry was pulled over by two white Atlanta Police Officers, because he made a left turn from the right lane.

His security guys taught him this maneuver as a way to know if anyone (Paparazzi? Fans?) is tailing him.

Good advice.

The two cops did not know who he was, and wondered incredulously, “Who would be following you?”

And then they asked him about his tinted windows.

A black cop then showed up and informed the two white cops of who Tyler Perry was. At which point, the one of the white cops came to him and was “very apologetic.”

Tyler Perry calls this Racial Profiling. 

RAAAAACISM! Or maybe just reality? See the reality is this Tyler. You were pulled over for driving like a jackassSeriously, why would anyone be shocked that any police officer, anywhere, would pull over anyone who turned LEFT from the RIGHT lane? I would bet that the officers did not note Perry’s color when they hit their siren either. I would wager that they saw someone pull a dangerous stunt, one that endangers other drivers, and simply did their job. And, frankly, if anyone was acting in a prejudicial fashion, well, that would be Tyler Perry in my view.

The worst thing in America right now, at least according to the perpetual whiners on the Left is “racial profiling”. And they have pushed that issue to such absurd lengths that some Black Americans seem to think that they are above the law. Tyler Perry seems to have taken that attitude on this occasion. His reaction was not ” damn, I did something stupid, now I am getting a ticket”. Oh no! His first thought was, apparently “don’t these damned racist White cops know who I am?” Pathetic! Grow up Tyler

Indiana as a police state?

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I, for the life of me cannot figure this ruling out, and neither can Duane Lester who thinks Thomas Jefferson might be ready to drop the gloves on this one

I don’t even know how to comprehend how an American can come to this conclusion, let alone three Americans sitting on a court:

In a 3-2 decision, Justice Steven David writing for the court said if a police officer wants to enter a home for any reason or no reason at all, a homeowner cannot do anything to block the officer’s entry.

“We believe … a right to resist an unlawful police entry into a home is against public policy and is incompatible with modern Fourth Amendment jurisprudence,” David said. “We also find that allowing resistance unnecessarily escalates the level of violence and therefore the risk of injuries to all parties involved without preventing the arrest.”

David said a person arrested following an unlawful entry by police still can be released on bail and has plenty of opportunities to protest the illegal entry through the court system.

I believe that when the Rapture happens and the dead rise from the grave, Thomas Jefferson is going to kick the crap out of that guy.

How can any judge trained in American law find this logical? It’s ok for a cop to violate your rights and you shouldn’t do anything to stop it. But later, after you’ve suffered through the abuse of power, you can file a grievance.

Basically, this ruling also denies residents of the Hoosier State their basic right of self-defense. The majority opinion state that the risk of injury or increased  violence. Duane finds a similar issue as to self-defense.

Can a cop fondle a woman? Would it be better to let a cop unlawfully handle a female’s body than allow her to resist? After all, “allowing resistance unnecessarily escalates the level of violence and therefore the risk of injuries to all parties involved without preventing the arrest.”

This is an incredibly dangerous and misguided ruling. The Founders are no doubt rolling in their graves over this. Remember the 4th Amendment?

The racism of the Leftist social engineers

It is sad that the Left portrays itself as color blind, then supports affirmative actions, quotas, and lowering standards for certain “minorities”

The Dayton Police Department is lowering its testing standards for recruits.

It’s a move required by the U.S. Department of Justice after it says not enough African-Americans passed the exam.

Dayton is in desperate need of officers to replace dozens of retirees.  The hiring process was postponed for months because the D.O.J. rejected the original scores provided by the Dayton Civil Service Board, which administers the test.

Under the previous requirements, candidates had to get a 66% on part one of the exam and a 72% on part two.

The D.O.J. approved new scoring policy only requires potential police officers to get a 58% and a 63%.  That’s the equivalent of an ‘F’ and a ‘D’.

I am confused. Who, exactly does this help? It certainly does not help the police departments across the nation. It does not help the people being given jobs they are not qualified for either. All it does is to further dumb down this nation. That is the folly of the Left. They NEVER seek to raise up anyone, they always seek to lower standards, and that, in the end, will cost all of us.

Chalk it up to the latest example of the Leftists and their pursuit of equality of results and outcomes. Not equality of opportunity mind you, not equality in any other meaningful sense either.

I guess she will be charged with aggravated assault with a dildo?

Via The Last Tradition

I usually don’t print whole stories, but this one is hilarious.

The Daily Mail reports that a woman accused of attacking a police officer with a sex toy has claimed she was defending herself.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was arrested in November for attacking the officer with a ‘clear, rigid feminine pleasure device at her home in Gurnee, Illinois.

Then the story REALLY gets weird!