Klavan: Conservatives are boobs when it comes to pop culture

He makes some great points. Points I think we ought to take to heart.

Now that we are descending into nanny-state soft tyranny under the sure and certain leadership of our beloved Not-A-Dictator, we are going to need a Minister of All Cultures and my nominee is John Nolte of Breitbart’s Big Hollywood. First of all, I know Nolte so even under the new regime, I should be able to score copies of movies with all the offensive scenes still intact. And second of all, I’m beginning to think that he is the last sane man discussing pop culture in America except for me. And I’m not too sure about me.

Last week, the Noltenator ran a terrific piece defending funny man Seth MacFarlane from both left-wing and right-wing attacks on his off-beat, politically incorrect and also very amusing Academy Awards performance. Especially under fire was a song called “We Saw Your Boobs,” which named which actresses had exposed themselves in which movies. Critics on left and right called the song sexist, offensive, puerile, etc, and Nolte explained to them: shut the hell up.

What strikes me as wrong-headed… is all this taking of offense and hurling of “ists.” I fear we’re becoming a nation of well-intentioned (sometimes) “Footloose” dads who see danger in harmless fun; where we cry “ist” to put a stop to things that make us uncomfortable; where — so “we don’t offend” and “for the good of others” – we build restrictions. And what happens in the process? We lose our own capacity for joy and that very healthy exercise known as laughing at ourselves.

Read the whole thing here. It’s worth it.

But while John takes both the left and the right to task, I think the right is more to blame here. When leftists attacked MacFarlane, they were being pinched, small-minded, puritanical, humorless, bullying, and censorious — which is to say, they were being themselves! Blaming them for that is like blaming a rattler for having venom.

But if right wingers want to speak through and about pop culture, they need to learn to be smarter and better than the opposition. The fact is, properly understood the “Boobs” song was a triumph for right-wing values!

Too often it seems some Conservatives try to trump the Left by adopting their tactics. Like playing the victim card. Look, we are Conservatives, we do not play the PC game very well, and we should not try. We are not by nature, whiners, nor should we try to be. No one likes anyone who is always feeling offended, or like they are part of a victim class. This is why certain “Socially Conservative” groups hack me off. It is bad enough to hear Liberals play the role of the victimized, hearing Conservatives do it is even more grating. Yes, I know, members of the American Family Association are offended by most things on TV. Fine, turn the channel if you do not like the show that offends you, don’t let your kids watch it, but stop trying to get the FCC to step in and  censor what you don’t like. Believe it or not not everyone wants everything to be “family-friendly”. I like drama, and thrillers, and comedies like Two and a Half Men, and shows like Bones, CSI, NCIS, and others that might not be suited for kids. I enjoy them, and do not really care if they offend you, nor should I care. Get the Hell over it! EVERYTHING that is written, spoken, broadcast or expressed offends someone, that is just the way it is, again GET OVER IT!

As I said already, I am well past tired of everyone crying about this show, or that song, or this or that offended them. Tell you what, go find the the right never to be offended, THEN we can talk, otherwise shut up already! Honestly folks, we have a president that is trashing this country. The economy, foreign policy, spending, taxes, the right to keep and bear arms, our military, Obamacare, all matter a LOT more than you getting your panties in a wad over Seth McFarlane singing a song about boobs, or some other comedian making a joke, or some show that you think portrayed Conservatives in a bad light, or OH MY GOD, Beyonce was too sexy at the Super Bowl. Good grief!

In fact, take the Oscars, I never watch them, or any other awards show. Why? Because they offend me, too much pretense, too much giving three of four movies, or singer, or TV show every award, too much song and dance, I LOATHE musicals, ALL musicals, always have, even when I was small. I used to watch shows with my parents or grandparents where there would be singing and dancing, and I would think, why are they singing and dancing? Yet, I have never ever held a desire to prevent someone else from watching these shows. Nor have I led any boycotts to rid TV of the reality show, which are so obnoxious to me. Want to know why? Because I do not think I am entitled, that is why.

I guess what I am saying is I am tired of every Liberal out there contracting Offendeditis at every turn. I am tired of the radical Atheists who freak every Christmas. I am tired of the race pimps at the NAACP, and MSNBS making everything about race. I am tired of the gender pimps AKA Feminists going ballistic at every turn too. I am tired of seeing the Boy Scouts attacked because they dare exercise their right to freedom of association. I am tired of Gay couples thinking they can force a florist or bakery to do business with them. Find another bakery! I am tired of the incessant whining. Everyone is entitled to never be offended somehow? And, I hate to say it but I see more and more Conservatives flirting with this same attitude. Sorry, but we are better than Liberals, we really ought to act like it.

Oh but of course, Super Bowl blackout was caused by…………..

…….Global warming! And the only solution? More government!

Forward on Climate: The Climate Cliff – Ed Markey, Daily Kos

For two years, the nightly news and the morning papers have been filled with scenes that look like they’re straight out of a blockbuster movie. Waves crashing over sea walls as stronger storms lash our coasts. Trees ablaze as wildfires scar our forests. Crops withering as unrelenting drought and heat parch our farms.

Climate disruption is costing American lives and livelihoods. In 2011 and 2012, America endured 25 weather disasters that totaled $1 billion or more in damages 2012 was the warmest year on record in the continental United States. We suffered the most widespread drought since the Dust Bowl, record wildfires that engulfed neighborhoods, and superstorm Sandy, which killed more than 100 people and could cost taxpayers  $60 billion. [...]

I have also been fighting the GOP effort to build the Keystone Pipeline. Tar sands oil is some of the dirtiest crude oil on the planet, and the pipeline ends in a tax-free export zone in Port Arthur, Texas. Keystone XL would make American the middleman between the dirtiest oil on the plant and the thirstiest markets willing to burn it. Our country and our climate will assume all of the risk, and what we will get back is higher gas prices in the Midwest and more pollution in our atmosphere.

We also need to get smart about smart grid. It wasn’t Beyonce’s amazing performance that blew out the power during the Super Bowl, it was an aging energy infrastructure. If Thomas Edison was alive today he would recognize our current grid. No one should be in the dark about the necessity and the opportunity of building a new energy backbone.

Republicans don’t want to talk about climate change, but Mother Nature keeps interrupting their other conversations. It’s time to not just talk about the challenges that we face from climate change, but to do something about them.

Right now, we’re hanging off the climate cliff by our fingernails, with the weight of the fossil fuel lobby pulling us down.

Buffoon! I love how these climate change salesmen act as if forest fires and storms are new phenomenons somehow

So, the Beyonce halftime show is leading us straight to Hell and movie violence causes school shootings?

I keep hearing certain things from some fellow Conservatives that I just cannot agree with.

No, not opposition to abortion. Abortion on demand is a grotesque violation of the most basic human right.

No,  not their opposition to needless, and pointless new gun laws. The right to self-defense is also a basic human right that the left wishes to destroy, and disarming the people is the end game of the Left

Their desire to abide by our Constitution? Again no. The biggest problem in America is that we have stopped obeying the Constitution frankly

Their opposition to the runaway spending orgy this nation is on? No, the irresponsible fiscal policies, waste, fraud, and corruption is destroying our nation

Their outrage that freedom of religion is under assault by radical Atheists? Nope! They are right to push back against those miscreants, and frankly, we should push back even harder.

So what is left? Support of Israel? No, I am rock solid in supporting Israel. Any nation that attacks Israel should know that Israel will respond and that we will support Israel. Ad yes, if that means our military joins Israel in putting boots in asses then so be it!

Border security? No, the border security issue at a national security and national sovereignty issue. Without borders that are secured, we are at risk of eventually losing our national sovereignty.

No, the issue that drives me nutty at times is those Conservatives who wish to place blame for violence, criminal violence on movies, or video games. I will make my case in the simplest way possible. No normal person watches a movie, or plays a video game and then goes out and emulates the violence therein. Anyone who would is mentally ill, and could get the “idea” to commit a violent act from just about anything. We call crazy people crazy for a reason you know. Saying we should “crack down” on movies, or video games makes as much sense as cracking down on the right of law-abiding Americans to own guns, yes, Liberals, even guns that look scary.

Then there are those that seem to be too easily offended. take the Super Bowl halftime yesterday. Beyonce performed, and, while her music is not my favorite, I can appreciate her talent, what a voice, and her energy. I keep reading how “racy” her show was. Oh and did you SEE what she was wearing? So, in fairness I watched it again. And, I am sorry, but if you think that show was over the top, or slutty, or trashy, I just do not get it. I saw nothing overtly sexual, or distasteful. Maybe someone can explain to me what was so objectionable? Seriously, someone clear this up for me.

Reliapundit offers a different view

NFL 2013 HALL OF FAMERS ANNOUNCED

Pretty solid group, Parcells might be  stretch, but why no Tim Brown  or Andre reed?? Honestly? Who does not vote for Tim Brown or Andre Reed? Also how was Curley Culp not already in?

Getting in on his fourth try, Parcells led an induction class that also included mouthy defensive lineman Warren Sapp, prolific receiver Cris Carter and a pair of stalwarts from the trenches, offensive linemen Jonathan Ogden and Larry Allen.

The class of 2013 also included a pair of senior selections, Curley Culp and Dave Robinson. The announcement was made in New Orleans, site of Sunday’s Super Bowl.

Almost as noteworthy were the finalists who didn’t get in, including running back Jerome Bettis and owners Art Modell and Edward DeBartolo Jr. Players and coaches from the Baltimore Ravens, who will face the San Francisco 49ers in the Super Bowl, spent all week lobbying for Modell, their former owner who died last year, to claim a place in the hall.

Congrats to all the inductees but again, I have to ask how does Tim Brown not get in? I mean he only had 1094 catches, 100 TD’s and  just under 15,000 yards! And he also posted 10 straight years of over 1,000 yards receiving!

Another snub was Jerome Bettis getting overlooked. 13,662 yards does not cut it  I guess?

 

Tiki Barber the walking definition of an asshole

 

After he retired from the the Giants, he ripped his former team mates, who promptly won a Super Bowl without him. Now he has taken despicability to a new low, cheating on his wife with a bimbo, leaving his wife her for a bimbo while his wife was eight months pregnant. What a prick! Way to treat your wife and kids Tiki. And, to be frank, his wife was a lot hotter than the bimbo skeleton he left her for

First the bimbo, who will one day dump Tiki for a younger, or richer guy

 

How do you spell heartache? J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!

Poor Chris, those Super dreams are all but gone, but at least he is not a Eagles fan

Life is tough when you’re a Jets fan. That’s all I’m gonna say about last night’s game.

How can Rex Ryan and Co. get to the Super Bowl now? Buy a ticket!

Last week Eli and the Giants creamed the Pats; this week the Pats whacked the Jets, and the 49ers showed Eli who’s boss. Hey, maybe the Niners will give Green Bay a run for their money…

Hey Chrism I can empathize, my Gators are rebuilding, it sucks!

The DaleyGator third Blogiversary link fest updated through the weekend

To all those blogs that have linked Ed and I, and offered advice, friendship, and who have served as role models, this link fest is for y’all! THANK YOU!

Steve at Motor City Times, who links often

William Teach, who always includes us in his Sunday Pin-Up round up. Without him, how would we know why the Vikings have never won a Superbowl.

The POH Diaries, which links us AND does  a great job exposing the radical pals of our president

A Trainwreck in Maxwell, Kurt links us and is dead on target here

Adrienne is another gator admirer,and has GREAT, or should I say GERT news!

Robert links often, and always provokes thought, which is good

Aleister deserves thanks, and has a look at Marxists thugs pretending to be what they clearly are not

Donald Douglas, is a guy I want to hang out with sometime after all he has Heidi Klum nude

Clifton links us and shares my disdain for politicians who are old news

Dave C, links and contributes here thanks!

Babalu, one of the first blogs to blogroll us, keeps eyes on that fat bastard Castro

Bring the Heat always brings us traffic! Thanks!

Bob Belvedere is a great friend of this blog, and like Ed and I hates Douche Nozzles

Carol is another long time buddy, where is she?

Matt, and the crew at Conservative Hideout offer tremendous content, and they like Ed and I, so you KNOW they are cool

Jamie Jeffords has been very kind to us, he enjoys babes, and is an OK guy, however, he is a Gamecock fan, so this week, I have to pull for my Gators to pluck his team.

The Feral Irishman appreciates the finer things in life, like this blog, hot women, and the greatest drummer EVAH!

Fleece Me? Great blog, thoughtful, and never boring

The Founding Bloggers are always sending us traffic, and we appreciate that, and the fine work they do

Government Mess blogrolls us, and questions the intellect of Turbo Tax Timmy!

Grandpa John, is always a fun visit

Hell on Earth lists us as a favorite, and appreciates natural wonders too

Shamus enjoys life’s joys, cold beer, and our blog of course!

Wirecutter honors our political INcorrectness, and has an example of something that just ain’t right!

Liberal Guy predicts Rick Perry will, you know……..

Maggie’s Notebook has been kind in linking us as well

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The Robot dude? A great ally!

How great is the Daley Gator? Even Dawg fans link us

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To the Lovely Ladies at Pot Luck? THANKS!

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Jill has been so gracious and sweet, I think Ed and I are tied for second favorite guy, behind Mark Steyn of course!

Randy links us AND shares our disdain for Nancy and her fake face

Right Klik which i do not visit often enough, includes us in their blogroll

Stogie, who shares my Southern pride looks at a surrender monkey

Say Anything confirms that EVERYTHING is Sarah Palin’s fault

Sentry Journal? A daily must read

Sister Toldjah? Classy, lovely, smart, and a true Belle

Another great Southern lady, even if she is an LSU fan, is Pat Austin, she takes some great road trips

Soylent Green loves the lovelies, and links us too. SMART!

Wyatt Earp, links us, and asks Delta Airlines WTFingF ?????

That Mr. G Guy is a place you need to visit

Russ, my friend, thank you!

Mike, my buddy, at The Classic Liberal, always makes me think, even when we differ. But on the SPLC, we are in total agreement

What can I say about Stacy McCain and Smitty? Those two are national treasures, and have been very helpful, and kind to Ed and I

Theo Spark is maybe the best blog going, those folks have content, variety, humor, babes, cool pictures, and on and on

Lance Burri? Great blogger!

The Reb? Links us and is worth a read

The Western Hero, is an intellectual gold mine

The Wolf Files, a great source for any blogger, and a fan of Ed and I

Wyblog, the creation of chaos from the mind of Chris Wysocki, is a great friend for us, and we thank him!

Steelers Ground Jets To Advance To Super Bowl

Steelers Ground Jets To Advance To Super Bowl – Reuters

The Pittsburgh Steelers silenced the tough-talking New York Jets with a 24-19 victory in the AFC championship game Sunday, setting up a Super Bowl showdown with the Green Bay Packers.

While the Steelers and their fans celebrated a third trip to the Super Bowl in six years, the Jets were left crushed after seeing their season end with a defeat in the AFC title game for the second consecutive year.

“We knew we were going to have a chance to run the ball well,” said Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall, who had 121 yards on 27 carries. “The offense, they controlled the line of scrimmage all game and we got a lot of movement and we were able to get up on them early.”

Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was 10 of 19 for 133 yards and ran for one touchdown as he improved his playoff record to 10-2.

The agonizing defeat ended a spectacular playoff run by the brash Jets, who travelled a treacherous path to reach the AFC Championship by recording road wins over Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts and Tom Brady and the New England Patriots.

The Steelers will now travel to Dallas for a February 6 meeting with the Packers, who booked their Super Bowl ticket earlier on Sunday with a 21-14 win over the Chicago Bears in the NFC title game.

The buildup to the AFC championship was strangely subdued, almost respectful, compared to the trash-talking and chest-thumping the Jets had engaged in ahead of their clashes with the Colts and Patriots.

The respect was well deserved as the Steelers scored on their first possession and never trailed after Roethlisberger engineered a time-crunching, nine-minute, 15-play scoring drive capped by Mendenhall diving over from the one.

In the second quarter, Shaun Suisham added a 20-yard field goal and on the next possession Roethlisberger scampered over from two-yards out to cap another clinical 66-yard drive to jump in front 17-0.

The Steelers top-ranked defense also got in on the action when Ike Taylor stripped New York quarterback Mark Sanchez of the ball and William Gay scooped up the loose ball and returned it 19 yards for another score.

With 14 seconds left in the half, Nick Folk finally put New York on the scoreboard with a 42-yard field goal.

The Jets then flew out of the half, Sanchez hooking up with Santonio Holmes for a 45-yard touchdown to trim the Pittsburgh advantage to 24-10.

Suddenly, a game that had threatened to become a rout was transformed into a nail-biter as the Jets took command in the second half.

The Jets put a scare into the crowd of 66,662 – the biggest to ever to attend a Steelers game – when they worked the ball down to the Pittsburgh one early in the fourth quarter.

The Steelers defense denied the Jets a touchdown but New York would not come away empty-handed, sacking Roethlisberger for a safety after Pittsburgh had regained possession.

There was more drama as the Jets rally continued, Sanchez hitting Jerricho Cotchery with a four-yard touchdown strike to trim the Steelers lead to 24-19 but the Steelers dug in and were able to run out the clock to clinch a nervous victory.

“We finished short again but I believe in our football team and I’ve got news for you, our expectations (next season) will be exactly the same and they should be,” said Jets head coach Rex Ryan.

“We knew we’d come back. Everybody’s doubted us all year but we thought we could win the game. I said that going in halftime that we’d come back and we’d have opportunities to win it and we just came up short.”

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