How to watch the SOTU speech

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Cassy suggests playing the SOTU drinking game

Every time you see or hear one of these things, DRINK!

  • Every time Obama says “let me be clear”
  • Every time Obama says “make no mistake”
  • Every time Obama says “for too long”
  • Every time the camera zooms into Michelle
  • Every time Nancy Pelosi pops out of her seat cheering wildly
  • Every time Obama says “unprecedented”
  • Every time Obama says “the previous administration”
  • Every time Obama mentions inheriting something
  • Every time Obama mentions an investment
  • Every time Obama says “historic”
  • Every time Obama talks about civility, rhetoric, or the new tone
  • Every time the speech gets interrupted by wild applause
  • Mandatory double shot if Boehner cries
  • Every time Joe Biden nods his head; double shot if Biden falls asleep
  • Every time you hear the word “bipartisan”

Now, for the really daring among you, here are the hard core rules:

  • Every time Obama says “uh”, “um”, or stammers, drink.
  • Every time Obama says “I”, “me”, or “my”, drink.

Adrienne has the right idea!

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