Funny thing about God and prayers

Sometimes He answers them, in funny ways, sometimes in stressful ways, just ask a certain infamous blogger!

FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Law enforcement officials have been made aware that convicted terrorist Brett Kimberlin appears to be engaged in an attempt to intimidate me into being silent about his sordid criminal history.

Appropriate precautions have been take to ensure the safety of my family and others who might be endangered if Kimberlin resorts to violence to accomplish his malicious purposes. At the urging of concerned friends, we have vacated our former residence and I am now blogging from a secret location which Kimberlin will be unable to discover or reach. Nevertheless, we sincerely ask for intercessory prayer, that God will send angels to guard us in this grave crisis.

In fact, this crisis is an answer to prayer: My wife and I had been contemplating whether to leave Maryland, and had asked that God would give us a sign. Guess we got what we prayed for — unexpectedly!

Nevertheless, my sudden relocation — The Mother of All Road Trips, as it were — will involve large expenses.  We will have to rent a new house, pay people to pack up the belongings at our former residence, and move everything to the new location.

Remember that this is still a Shameless Capitalist Blog, and keep in mind The Five Most Important Words in the English Language . . .

HIT THE FREAKING TIP JAR!

God bless ya there sir

30 thoughts on “Funny thing about God and prayers

  1. Pingback: Michelle Malkin » Free speech blogburst: Show solidarity for targeted conservative bloggers
  2. Let’s all get together and form an Army Of David and mass email or mass blog the marylandattorney to set things right. Kimberlin needs to be driven nuts and reveal his eviil agenda.

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