Eternal Bitterness Syndrome anyone? Feminists are very angry, always, perpetually furious, in a rage, in a snit, pissed, irate, and generally a total buzz kill, especially if a woman does anything men enjoy. Like Wonder Woman with her man-pleasing shaved arm pits!
You can’t do anything these days without getting the progressives all bent out of shape. You can’t even make a movie about an Amazonian warrior princess who can hold her own with the likes of Superman and Batman without wounding the feelings of a modern feminist, because something about that warrior princess will still not be “progressive” enough.
So what’s “progressive?”
For example: Wonder Woman has shaved her armpits, and THAT IS NOT OK:
Twitter exploded at the revelation, claiming women of the fictional matriarchy Themyscira would probably not shave their armpits. Some speculated that Gadot’s armpits were photoshopped to show a sheen, immaculate visage, unattainable by real women.
Many woke, intersectional journalists were also angered by the lack of gross armpit hair.
“Is this seriously still happening in 2017,” cried Slate.
“Do better!” crowed the Revelist.
Refinery29 even pined for a day when Wonder Woman could “prove that women — even those who are superheroes — don’t have to cater to beauty standards that are meant to make them more attractive to men.”
But of course a writer at Slate, where bad writers go to learn to be worse writers, would be irked over this. I mean a woman doing something to be more attractive to men? OFFENSIVE!! Here is a nugget of truth. Feminists hate men, and hate women who like men, and pretty much hate any normal courtship between men and women. I hate to stereotype, but many, note I did not say all, but many Feminists are so angry because men are getting all the attractive women, which leaves the angry bitter, unattractive Lesbian feminists lonely. Hey, ladies, here is a bit of advice. Stop being so angry, smile, put on some makeup, and for God’s sake shave your pits, and who knows………