Oh who could ever imagine the outrage, hurt, hyperbole, and massive outbreaks of Offendeditis, and Racial Obsession Syndrome. All over a, excuse my language, a fucking rodeo clown acting like a, wait for it, a fucking rodeo clown? All of this because a rodeo clown put on an Obama mask? This is all it takes these days to spur the Left, and some spineless Republicans to start whining and crying about RAAAAACISM? We have not only lost our minds, we have lost our balls, spine, and collective sense of humor as a nation. The NAACP naturally, did not lose a second before trying to race pimp “Clown Gate”. They are calling for the Gestapo to march that evil rodeo clown off to a concentration camp for making fun of Dear Leader.
On Tuesday, the Missouri State National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) issued a statement asking for federal involvement in the case of a rodeo clown who wore an Obama mask and then asked the crowd if they’d like to see Obama run down by a bull. “The activities at the Missouri State Fair targeting and inciting violence against our President are serious and warrant a full review by both the Secret Service and the Justice Department,” said State President Mary Ratliff. “Incidents involving individuals acting out with extreme violent behavior in movie theaters, schools, churches, political appearances, and outdoor events in general speaks volume to the irresponsible behavior of all the parties involved with the incendiary events at the Missouri State Fair.”
Mary Race Pimpin’ Ratliff
Targeting the president? Who did that?. No one incited any violence towards anybody, and Mary Ratliff, Race Pimp, damn well knows it. As to this part of her statement, all I can say is WTF woman? What are you prattling on about? Seriously, this buffoon is babbling about extreme violent behavior in churches and movie theaters?
“Incidents involving individuals acting out with extreme violent behavior in movie theaters, schools, churches, political appearances, and outdoor events in general speaks volume to the irresponsible behavior of all the parties involved with the incendiary events at the Missouri State Fair.
Good Grief is she serious? Of course she is, she is just doing her part to keep racial tensions high so the donations keep coming in, Heaven forbid this babbling idiot have to get a real job! So, do not waste your time emailing Mary, or the Missouri NAACP, they will just call you racist and might even write Eric Holder to probe you for being a dangerous hate monger. Worse yet, a MSNBS host might make fun of you, or Joan Walsh might write something negative about you at Salon which would not be too bad since no one watches MSNBS or reads Salon. They might get the NSA to spy on you, or they might even ask Eric Holder to get those Mexican cartels he armed to come after you. Hell , they might even get Trayvon Martin’s parents to accuse you of helping Zimmerman gun down their angelic son. Of course, that would be totally false, but that does not seem to matter to them, or anyone on the Left. Hell, if you have a son, who is, say 13, they might even coax a few thugs to beat him down on a school bus and then some douche nozzle on MSNBS to say your kid deserved it because he was a snitch. And of course if ANY of those things were to happen you would deserve it because, RAAAAACISM!
But, the NAACP pulling their usual detestable stunts is not the only news worth talking about. Matt Walsh has penned an appropriate apology to our president
Dear President Obama,
I’m reaching out to you as a friend. I know you must be deeply hurting after what happened at the Missouri State Fair. Sure, you probably try to avoid watching the news while you’re on vacation, but I’m sure the pilot who airlifted your dog to your rental mansion in Martha’s Vineyard probably caught you up to speed (that guy is such a chatterbox). Your jaw must have hit the floor when you heard the news: A rodeo clown in Missouri poked fun at you. Yeah, I know, almost impossible to believe. The gall! The gumption! The racism! Don’t worry, the entire country erupted in outrage, Democrats and Republicans issued statements of condemnation, and now the offending clown has been banned for life from the Missouri State Fair. There will likely be “action taken” against the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association, and I do hope justice is visited upon them swiftly. I think we’re all a little sick of the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association causing trouble. It’s something new every week with those freakin’ guys.
But all of this is of no consolation. The fact is, a rodeo clown in Missouri made fun of you. Nothing can ever ease the pain he has caused. This sort of crass lampooning of public officials has never happened at a rodeo until now, and I know that because a bunch of people who have never been within 150 miles of a rodeo said so. And then — worse still — the crowd erupted in applause at the spectacle of a guy in an Obama mask being chased by a rampaging bull. Racists, the lot of ‘em! I mean, Bush never got this sort of treatment. Nobody ever mocked or satirized him. No crude jokes were told about him. Nobody ever wished violence or death upon him. Ever. You know why? Because he’s white. White presidents always get treated nicely, especially white Republicans. Just ask Lincoln. The whole country agreed for over two centuries that we don’t ever insult presidents, then you get into office and all of a sudden every day is Pick on the President Day. Outrageous!
Go read the rest, it is great satire, and will likely get Walsh labelled a RAAAAACIST! And all over a fucking rodeo clown! You know, all of this makes me want to say FTL, which is short for FUCK THE LEFT! Which, of course, makes me a, well, you know……….