Moron Starts Gas Station Fire While Trying To Burn Spider Off His Car’s Gas Cap (Video)

He’s About to Pump Gas When He Sees A Spider By His Fuel Door. So He Grabs A Lighter To Burn It To Death. Care To Guess What Happens Next? – The Blaze

How about three cheers for Susan Adams, a Michigan gas station employee who kept cool when the heat was on, so to speak, and used her head.

That’s more than you can say for a motorist who was about ready to pump gas at the Center Line station, just north of Detroit, on Tuesday morning.

This fella, apparently scared to death of spiders, thought he saw one by his fuel door.


So he grabbed a lighter – you know, to burn it to death.

If there was a eight-legged critter crawling about, what happened next pretty much assured that the guy’s intentions were realized.

As soon as he ignited the lighter, flames shot from his gas tank and then engulfed the pump in seconds.



Somehow the customer escaped injury, got in the car, moved it away and then grabbed a nearby fire extinguisher to quell his big oops moment.


Inside the store, Adams quickly activated the pump’s kill switch and called the fire department, WJBK-TV reported.

Damage was limited to the one pump, which was destroyed, but the man’s car pretty much escaped injury. The gas station’s insurance is expected to pick up the tab, WJBK said.

The man later acknowledged that he’s quite afraid of spiders and that’s what brought about his ill-advised decision, WJBK added.

Employees at the station are getting a big chuckle out of the whole thing, placing their voices over the surveillance video as if it was the hapless motorist speaking.

At least he came back the next day.

“He was sorry,” Adams told WJBK. “He said he didn’t know. It is just one of those things that happen – stupidity.”



Moron Alert! Ferguson Looter (And Likely Obama Supporter) Arrested After Bragging About Crimes On Facebook

#Ferguson Looter Brags On Facebook About Seeing Himself On TV… Is Quickly Arrested – Gateway Pundit

19-year-old Brandon Ward was arrested after he bragged on Facebook about seeing himself looting the Ferguson Market on TV.

His mother turned him in.


Brandon bragged about seeing himself looting a Ferguson business on TV.


The St. Louis County Police Department released surveillance video and photos of suspects looting the Dellwood Market in St. Louis County the night of Nov. 24, 2014. (Post-Dispatch)

CBS Local reported:

Police say a man’s bragging on social media and a tip from his mother has led to his arrest on charges he played a role in Ferguson-area looting last November.

Investigators say Brandon Ward posted on Facebook a photograph of surveillance footage shown during a televised news segment asking for public help in identifying suspects in looting that followed a St. Louis County grand jury’s decision not to indict Ferguson officer Darren Wilson in Michael Brown’s shooting death.

Using an expletive, 19-year-old Ward’s caption in the posting allegedly said, “I’m on TV.”

Police say Ward’s mother saw the posting and the news segments and called police.

St. Louis County prosecutors have charged him with burglary and stealing.



Moron Calls Cops To Report His Wife Stole His Cocaine

Man Calls 911 To Report Wife Stole His Cocaine – Smoking Gun

An Ohio man called 911 to report that his wife had stolen his cocaine, according to cops who subsequently arrested him on drug and other charges.


Robert Collins, 39, dialed the police emergency line late Wednesday night to report the cocaine theft, according to an Alliance Police Department report that does not detail the wherabouts of Collins’s spouse or the cocaine.

When officers arrived at Collins’s residence, he apparently had a change of heart and “refused to tell police why he called 911.”

Investigators reported that Collins, who “had a pipe used to smoke marijuana in his possession,” was “arrested and charged with misuse of 911 and drug paraphernalia.” He also had an active arrest warrant in connection with a 2013 criminal case.

Collins, pictured above, was booked into the Stark County jail on the misdemeanor counts. He is scheduled for arraignment today in Municipal Court in Alliance, a city about 60 miles from Cleveland.



*VIDEO* Bill O’Reilly: Sheila Jackson Lee Is A M-O-R-O-N



*VIDEO* Moron Tries To Play “Knockout Game” – Picks Wrong Target



*AUDIO* Mark Levin Verbally Bitchslaps ‘Deranged Moron’ Chris Matthews


Moron Lets Boyfriend Tattoo His Name Across Her Face

Man Tattoos His Name Across His Lover’s Face – London Telegraph

A tattoo artist has inked his name across his lover’s face in elaborate Gothic script just hours after they met for the first time.

Ruslan Toumaniantz, the tattooist, met Lesya in an online chat room in January this year. According to reports, the couple fell “head over heels in love”, and decided to meet up in Moscow.

It was after this encounter that Lesya agreed to let Ruslan tattoo his first name on her face. The tattoo covers almost the entire area between her jaw and temples.

It is accompanied by another, which reads “all for love” in English, above her eyebrow.

The couple became engaged on January 20, and Lesya is already using Ruslan’s last name, the Huffington Post reported.

A friend of the pair said: “Their plans for a life together include her learning to tattoo while she also gets the full-body ink that she’s always dreamed of and of course a family.”

He added: “I know that there are people who are terrified that Lesya has made a rash decision that she’ll regret horribly, but sometimes the best decisions are the ones you make in an instant with your heart rather than the ones long-debated in your mind.”

Lesya’s Facebook friends have supported her makeover, with one writing: “Sooo beautiful. Even the style of the name fits your face well.”

“You must be so happy that you can wear that tattoo. Enjoy it. It looks great,” wrote Ralf Bieler.

Mr Toumaniantz has precedence in making headlines with his work. The tattoo artist gained international notoriety in 2009 after agreeing to tattoo 56 stars across an 18-year-old Belgian girl’s face.

The teenager initially claimed she had only asked for three stars, and that Mr Toumaniantz had added the rest whilst she was asleep.

She threatened to sue, before later admitting that she had lied about the events in order to avoid her father’s anger.

Mr Toumaniantz fled the country after the incident.

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Your Marxist Moron of the day is

Harry Reid, for this foot in mouth moment that Public Secrets caught!

In a recent Senate floor speech, Democratic Leader Harry Reid likened Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan to another woman who sat on the court, Sandra Day O’Connor.

“One of my favorite Supreme Court Justices in recent years has been Sandra Day O’Connor, not because she’s a Republican, but because she was a good judge. I think one reason she was a good judge is she had no judicial experience,” Reid said on May 11, 2010.

Ah, but Harry, Senator sir, ummm……

In 1975, O’Connor was elected a judge of the Maricopa County Superior Court, where she served until 1979, when she was appointed to the Arizona Court of Appeals, according to her biography on the U.S. Supreme Court Web site. In 1981, President Ronald Reagan nominated O’Connor to be an associate justice of the Supreme Court.

We asked Reid’s spokesman, Jim Manley, if we were missing something, and he wrote that Reid had simply misspoken.

Misspoken huh? Not quite, the fact is Reid, like many politicians, lives under the delusion that they can say whatever they want, and no one will ever fact check them.


Your Sunday Link Fest

Obamgasms alert! Warner Todd Huston brings us the latest

Here is a bit of Rule 5 strategy for getting hits. A hot, non-blonde from Alabama asking, I think, if she is hot. Gator says, YES! In fact, I am adding her to my blogroll!

Ah, more hotness from Sundries Shack where we find a great photo of the very sexy Patti Ann Browne

Hey! I KNOW I had this idea first! The Lingerie Football League Yes, it sounds like something my mind would come up with!

Ah yes Hillary Clinton playing the “United States is to blame for the Taliban” card! Why can’t the Left invent some new ways to bash America. I mean if they are going to be morally retarded, and intellectually bankrupt, they could at least be original about it!

Given that the NFL drat is going on this weekend, Southern Appeal has a link to a great story about one Ole Miss Rebel that will warm your heart

And a story that will deeply trouble your heart is at SDA, imagine the absolute hopelessness the people of North Korea live in.

Pundit & Pundette brings us even more Sharia Assbackwardsness, who, apparently think music is evil. No, asshats, music is a gift from God, YOU are evil!

Pirates Cove has the latest idea from the Nanny Staters! on how to run our lives and spend our money!

Bryant Gumbel is still a raving douchebag! And he also receives a covted, by the Left, Marxist Moron Award from me for calling for gun control to quell gang violence. Good Grief!

Newsbusters also gives a video of Gorezilla being spanked by Lou Dobbs

Just One Minute asks whether Andy Sullivan is dumb or dishonest. Hmmm, I say both!

You know, I love hiking, I get out to the Rockies every year to do some awesome hikes. But Naked hikers? Sure it sounds great, but face it, the people who usually do things in public in the nude, have NO BUSINESS being naked in public!

But, trying to guess who the over-sexed newsbabe might be IS fun!

IowaHawk has bestowed a great honor upon President Obama.

Gwyneth Paltrow: Shampoo causes people to say moronic things

Actually she thinks shampo gives kids cancer, but I wanted to have a bit of fun with her for saying this!

The actress and wife of Coldplay singer Chris Martin says she was ‘seized with fear’ after reading research about what she calls ‘environmental toxins’ – chemicals which are present in everyday items.

Miss Paltrow, who won an Oscar for her role in Shakespeare In Love, said children were unable to easily break down toxins and claimed the number of children getting cancer and autism was growing ‘exponentially’.

Leading bacteriologist Professor Hugh Pennington described her claims as ‘rubbish’ and ‘loopy’.

And Cancer Research UK said the number of children with cancer had not changed in the past ten years and there was no known environmental cause for the disease.

Paltrow also expressed concern for fetuses exposed to toxins and chemicals. Hmmm, I suppose she wants them healthy UNLESS they become you know, a choice!

Yes, Virginia, there are people who want one world government

View it and weep

Obama’s “world without nukes” speech

Who could see this coming? An ultra-Liberal Democrat calling on the U.S. to disarm because our enemies will certainly do the same, and never use our weakness to their advantage.

“All nations must come together to build a stronger, global regime. And that’s why we must stand shoulder to shoulder to pressure the North Koreans to change course.”

Even without what Obama called North Korea’s “provocation,” the speech was set against considerable symbolism.

The president directly addressed the Cold War history of this former Soviet bloc city, calling the remaining nuclear weapons “the most dangerous legacy” of that era.

He again pointed to history to say that America must lead. “As a nuclear power – as the only nuclear power to have used a nuclear weapon – the United States has a moral responsibility to act,” he said.

Obama proposed doing so by reducing America’s arsenal, if not altogether eliminating it; hosting a summit on nuclear security; seeking ratification of the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty; strengthening the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty; and pursuing a new agreement aimed at stopping the production of fissile materials.

Eliminating OUR arsenal? Get that folks? ELIMINIATE our nuclear ability, and then what? HOPE that our enemies suddenly CHANGE their ways? My God this man is completely clueless.

What next? Proposing that Americans throw out their guns and leave their doors unlocked to “lead the way” in stopping crimes?

Why is the Left so hung up on the notion that the only way to achieve peace is for the good guys to disarm?

Honestly! How many times do these people need to be shown that they are wrong? You cannot gain peace through weakness because evil will exploit that weakness every time. Evil does not wish to get along, or pursue moral responsibilities, it wishes to win. At any cost!

Video-Cavuto interviews a useful idiot!

Hot Air has the video and it is awesome! I love Cavuto in this clip. He puts the pinhead Congressman in his place several times, the Congressman’s response to the dressing down? He whines that Cavuto is rude. Clearly these politicians never ever think they are going to be questioned.

Israel’s version of Jimmy Carter!

Jimmy is a damned fool, we all know that, This woman is just as stupid it seems!

New Balad party MK Haneen Zuabi, the first woman to be elected to the Knesset as a representative of an Arab party, has welcomed Iran’s growing influence on Palestinian affairs and praised Iran’s quest for a nuclear weapon as a means of offsetting Israel’s regional military edge.

Having Israel as the region’s sole nuclear power, she said, was “dangerous to the world.”

Ah, I see, so Israel, which only wants PEACE is dangerous because of military strength, but Iran, which wants to destroy all the evil Jews, is a benefit to the world if it is armed with nukes?

My God how can any person be that stupid?