Moron Starts Gas Station Fire While Trying To Burn Spider Off His Car’s Gas Cap (Video)

He’s About to Pump Gas When He Sees A Spider By His Fuel Door. So He Grabs A Lighter To Burn It To Death. Care To Guess What Happens Next? – The Blaze

How about three cheers for Susan Adams, a Michigan gas station employee who kept cool when the heat was on, so to speak, and used her head.

That’s more than you can say for a motorist who was about ready to pump gas at the Center Line station, just north of Detroit, on Tuesday morning.

This fella, apparently scared to death of spiders, thought he saw one by his fuel door.

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So he grabbed a lighter – you know, to burn it to death.

If there was a eight-legged critter crawling about, what happened next pretty much assured that the guy’s intentions were realized.

As soon as he ignited the lighter, flames shot from his gas tank and then engulfed the pump in seconds.

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Somehow the customer escaped injury, got in the car, moved it away and then grabbed a nearby fire extinguisher to quell his big oops moment.

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Inside the store, Adams quickly activated the pump’s kill switch and called the fire department, WJBK-TV reported.

Damage was limited to the one pump, which was destroyed, but the man’s car pretty much escaped injury. The gas station’s insurance is expected to pick up the tab, WJBK said.

The man later acknowledged that he’s quite afraid of spiders and that’s what brought about his ill-advised decision, WJBK added.

Employees at the station are getting a big chuckle out of the whole thing, placing their voices over the surveillance video as if it was the hapless motorist speaking.
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At least he came back the next day.

“He was sorry,” Adams told WJBK. “He said he didn’t know. It is just one of those things that happen – stupidity.”

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Moron Alert! Ferguson Looter (And Likely Obama Supporter) Arrested After Bragging About Crimes On Facebook

#Ferguson Looter Brags On Facebook About Seeing Himself On TV… Is Quickly Arrested – Gateway Pundit

19-year-old Brandon Ward was arrested after he bragged on Facebook about seeing himself looting the Ferguson Market on TV.

His mother turned him in.

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Brandon bragged about seeing himself looting a Ferguson business on TV.

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The St. Louis County Police Department released surveillance video and photos of suspects looting the Dellwood Market in St. Louis County the night of Nov. 24, 2014. (Post-Dispatch)

CBS Local reported:

Police say a man’s bragging on social media and a tip from his mother has led to his arrest on charges he played a role in Ferguson-area looting last November.

Investigators say Brandon Ward posted on Facebook a photograph of surveillance footage shown during a televised news segment asking for public help in identifying suspects in looting that followed a St. Louis County grand jury’s decision not to indict Ferguson officer Darren Wilson in Michael Brown’s shooting death.

Using an expletive, 19-year-old Ward’s caption in the posting allegedly said, “I’m on TV.”

Police say Ward’s mother saw the posting and the news segments and called police.

St. Louis County prosecutors have charged him with burglary and stealing.

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Moron Calls Cops To Report His Wife Stole His Cocaine

Man Calls 911 To Report Wife Stole His Cocaine – Smoking Gun

An Ohio man called 911 to report that his wife had stolen his cocaine, according to cops who subsequently arrested him on drug and other charges.

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Robert Collins, 39, dialed the police emergency line late Wednesday night to report the cocaine theft, according to an Alliance Police Department report that does not detail the wherabouts of Collins’s spouse or the cocaine.

When officers arrived at Collins’s residence, he apparently had a change of heart and “refused to tell police why he called 911.”

Investigators reported that Collins, who “had a pipe used to smoke marijuana in his possession,” was “arrested and charged with misuse of 911 and drug paraphernalia.” He also had an active arrest warrant in connection with a 2013 criminal case.

Collins, pictured above, was booked into the Stark County jail on the misdemeanor counts. He is scheduled for arraignment today in Municipal Court in Alliance, a city about 60 miles from Cleveland.

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*VIDEO* Bill O’Reilly: Sheila Jackson Lee Is A M-O-R-O-N


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*VIDEO* Moron Tries To Play “Knockout Game” – Picks Wrong Target


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*AUDIO* Mark Levin Verbally Bitchslaps ‘Deranged Moron’ Chris Matthews


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Moron Lets Boyfriend Tattoo His Name Across Her Face

Man Tattoos His Name Across His Lover’s Face – London Telegraph

A tattoo artist has inked his name across his lover’s face in elaborate Gothic script just hours after they met for the first time.

Ruslan Toumaniantz, the tattooist, met Lesya in an online chat room in January this year. According to reports, the couple fell “head over heels in love”, and decided to meet up in Moscow.

It was after this encounter that Lesya agreed to let Ruslan tattoo his first name on her face. The tattoo covers almost the entire area between her jaw and temples.

It is accompanied by another, which reads “all for love” in English, above her eyebrow.

The couple became engaged on January 20, and Lesya is already using Ruslan’s last name, the Huffington Post reported.

A friend of the pair said: “Their plans for a life together include her learning to tattoo while she also gets the full-body ink that she’s always dreamed of and of course a family.”

He added: “I know that there are people who are terrified that Lesya has made a rash decision that she’ll regret horribly, but sometimes the best decisions are the ones you make in an instant with your heart rather than the ones long-debated in your mind.”

Lesya’s Facebook friends have supported her makeover, with one writing: “Sooo beautiful. Even the style of the name fits your face well.”

“You must be so happy that you can wear that tattoo. Enjoy it. It looks great,” wrote Ralf Bieler.

Mr Toumaniantz has precedence in making headlines with his work. The tattoo artist gained international notoriety in 2009 after agreeing to tattoo 56 stars across an 18-year-old Belgian girl’s face.

The teenager initially claimed she had only asked for three stars, and that Mr Toumaniantz had added the rest whilst she was asleep.

She threatened to sue, before later admitting that she had lied about the events in order to avoid her father’s anger.

Mr Toumaniantz fled the country after the incident.

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